The un-coolest Hollywood photograph ever

[Bucky]

I can't spend enough time looking at that awesome picture of the Hoff in his Nightrider days giving the most joyful Fonzie-thumbs-up with Gary Coleman on set. That is, unquestionably the coolest picture ever. On the polar opposite end of the coolometer is this nightmare...

Bonus points, kids, for figuring who is the bigger wannabe here.


I wanna be Don Ho I wanna be a boy again

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Ack.

That's horrible. Carrot-Top looks like an aging drag queen (is that mascara and eyeliner?). And Seagal looks pretty damned strange, too. Like someone cut his head out of another photo and pasted it onto that picture. Where's his neck?

[Chiyo-chichi]

2. Well said on both counts.

[WoodyTobiasJr]

6. OH! That's Steven Seagal

I thought it was Wayne Newton.

I think the 'roids have really messed up Carrot Top. Look at his face.

[xchrom]

3. what is WRONG with carot top?

[cleofus1]

4. old and stoned

old people shouldn't smoke crack

[xchrom]

7. slaps hand to forehead -- it was so obvious! lol! thank you!

[RedStateShame]

5. Thank you. I now believe in a hell....

...and I know who'll be in the lounge welcoming newcomers.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. How did Carrot Top ever get famous?

Seriously.

[RedStateShame]

9. In entertainment, among other things.....

people, for the most part, are absolute imbeciles.

[6000eliot]

11. C'mon, he was funny on Reno 911.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Never saw him on Reno 911...

But that's probably more attributable to the writers of Reno 911 than to Carrot Top himself.

[6000eliot]

13. You are correct, Sir.

He got hopped up on Red Bull and trashed a hotel room.

[Shell Beau]

10. Is that botox or what?

:scared:

[WCGreen]

14. I thought it was Michael Jackson....

[flvegan]

15. Screw the Tour riders...someone drug test Carrot Top.

I've never seen such an ectomorph put on THAT much muscle in such a short time. His jaw line is also somewhat of a give-away.