Chavez, schmavez. I speak the truth, too, you know.

[asthmaticeog]

• Buckingham Palace can lift over 600 times its own weight.

• At just four years of age, Mozart was able to keep a meal down without spitting up, AND go potty all by himself! Who'sabigboy? Who'sabigboy?

• Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one moustache.

• President Theodore Roosevelt solved Rubik's Cube underwater, while handcuffed. Then, still handcuffed, he rescued a drowning lad from a shark attack. He did not surface for air at any time.

• It takes three weeks to make just one Marshmallow Peep, and six weeks to digest it.

• Pope Scheky IV was reknowned for his ability to suck a lemon through a 5-cubit length of hose.

• The Boston Molasses Flood of 1919 was faked by NASA on a soundstage in Nevada.

• Before her suicide by jumping off the Hollywood sign, Lilian Entwistle was known to her family and friends as "monkey nuts."

• Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated when a chandelier made out of human bones was delivered, on a Saturday, to Edmonton's William Pfister, and the shock of opening such a gruesome parcel caused him to drop fatally dead of a massive infarct right there on the spot. That is also why Saturday is known as "Pfisting Day" in Alberta.

[matcom]

1. .

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

2. Praise from Caesar!

:patriot:

[asthmaticeog]

11. .

[jobycom]

3. Why does his name always remind me of the sitar in Moulin Rouge?

I only speak the truth, I only speak the truth.

[Schema Thing]

4. You Lie!

Pfisting Day got it's name from a Kamloops Dr. of proctology, Price Pfister, who invented and then marketed a unique hand-sized articulating shower head.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Well NOW you're just making shit up.

:eyes:

[ChoralScholar]

8. What is the parsing of your DU name?

I've been wondering forever. At first I think it's asthmatic-eog, and then I see the word 'ice' in the middle, so maybe there's something there. Can you help me understand your DU name?

[asthmaticeog]

9. Trust your first instincts.

Progmom used to call me "Ice Hog," though, which I also kind of like.

[johnnie]

6. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

7. But Chuck Norris could beat anyone of those fools up!

and not even move a muscle!

:silly:

[asthmaticeog]

10. Elvis had a pet badger named Chuck Norris.

Is that to whom you're referring?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Oy - so look who yhinks he's so big!

[asthmaticeog]

13. You KNOW I'm big.

Ah wish ah could quit jew.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Oh baby

jew - jew got what I neeeeeed.