"I had been living a lie too long" - Shiloh Nouveau Jolie-Pitt comes out

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"I've known this since I was a baby. Oh wait, I am a baby. Anyway, I've known for a long time that I'm made entirely of silicone. In fact DNA testing has shown that my silicone matches that in Angelina's lips, proving once and for all that Angelina is my mother. Not that there's anything wrong with that. In this day and age, nobody should be ashamed to be silicone. Some of my best friends are bi-elemental." - Shiloh Nouveau Jolie-Pitt makes a bold and brave statement at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, July 26, 2006

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1. What about Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes' baby?

No one has even seen it yet!

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. I think Tom & Katie have been using a CPR dummy...

:P

[KamaAina]

3. Wouldn't that be Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt?

Oh dog, I actually know that! Aaaaauuuggggghhh!

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6. I'm sorry!

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. What the hell kind of name is 'Nouveau'?

That's just ridiculous. Worse than 'Shiloh'. Is she going to change it to 'Ancienne' once she's 30?

[underpants]

9. I believe that it is a MIDDLE name

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. The scary thing is Jolie's lips are natural.

She had them as a little kid.

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7. Are you sure she hasn't had any collagen shots?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Pretty sure, unless she got them extremely young.