liberalitch
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Thu Jul-27-06 01:57 PM
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Yo Mama.... Gimme your "Yo Mama...." jokes.... |
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I saw yo mama kickin' a box down the street..... I said what are ya doin'? she said, "Movin'"
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Thu Jul-27-06 02:30 PM
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1. Yo mama is so stank her yeast infection is sour dough. |
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Thu Jul-27-06 02:39 PM
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2. Yo momma is so stank, she has to cut the strings off of her |
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tampons to stop her crabs from bungee jumping...
Yo momma is so fat, she can'r wear her Malcolm X jacket because the helicopters keep trying to land on her back!
You momma is so skanky that she thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whorehouse
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liberalitch
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Fri Jul-28-06 07:45 AM
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Thu Jul-27-06 02:40 PM
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3. Yo mama is so fat when she wears a red dress |
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the kids yell, "Hey! Kool-Aid!"
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Thu Jul-27-06 02:46 PM
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Thu Jul-27-06 02:53 PM
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she lost her job at the M&M factory 'cause she was throwing away all the W's
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:35 PM
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6. Quick, get her a job at the White House!! |
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:37 PM
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7. Check out YOY's theme-specific contributions |
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Found here. nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:38 PM
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she thought masterbation was a martial arts teacher! She thought a quarterback was a refund. She went outside with a bowl cause she heard it was chilly
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:41 PM
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she went to mac donalds and put a shake on lay away
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:51 PM
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10. Yo mama so fat she got her own zipcode |
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Thu Jul-27-06 03:54 PM
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11. Yo mama's so fat they have to use the Chinese alphabet for her bra size |
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Thu Jul-27-06 04:14 PM
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12. Yo Mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she makes 2 trips |
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Thu Jul-27-06 04:17 PM
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13. yo mamas so stupid.... |
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she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Thu Jul-27-06 05:37 PM
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... when she goes to the beach, guys from Greenpeace try to drag her back in the water. ... she got her own gravitational field. ... Sherpas build base camps around her ankles.
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liberalitch
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Fri Jul-28-06 07:46 AM
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16. Sherpas..... that's cute |
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Sat Jul-29-06 07:28 AM
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22. Yo Mama's So Hairy, She Has Bangs On Her Knees |
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Fri Jul-28-06 07:57 AM
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17. Ya mama's so old, I told her to act her age, and she dropped dead. |
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Fri Jul-28-06 08:05 AM
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18. Your Mama's so dumb, her home page is Free Republic. |
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...I asked her who planned 9/11 and she said Iraq.
...she thinks Scooter Libby is that funny muppet with glasses.
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Sat Jul-29-06 07:24 AM
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Fri Jul-28-06 08:22 AM
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19. Yo mamma so fat, she sweats grease n/t |
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Fri Jul-28-06 04:16 PM
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20. You momma's so fat..... |
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when she goes to a concert and dances, she makes the band skip
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