Woman in Severed-Hand Case a Court No-Show

[madmusic]

By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


(07-26) 17:54 PDT South Plainfield, N.J. (AP) --

An exotic dancer who kept a collection of human body parts in her home skipped a court appearance Wednesday and was being sought by police in what was only the latest bizarre twist involving occupants of the house.

Linda Kay, 31, faces charges of illegally possessing human remains and failing to show up for court.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/07/26/national/a083256D50.DTL&feed=rss.crime

[Ezlivin]

1. She didn't have a leg to stand on

How's that for tort reform?

[mom cat]

5. After that, you are not going to have a butt to sit on either!

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[WCGreen]

2. She couldn't turn the door knob....

She was right handed.....

[Deja Q]

3. Oh, she turmed the knob...

then pulled it off and into her collection of door knob parts.

[Crabby Appleton]

4. she's probably out

trying to dig up a few character witnesses.

[petronius]

6. So, she gave the judge the finger...

...but he'll probably issue an a-wrist warrant right-quick...

[Jara sang]

7. Gee, that was a no brainer.

[baldguy]

8. Maybe she needed a hand to get to court.

She obviously didn't have a head for the law.

[madmusic]

9. Friends said she called the hand "Freddy."

Maybe he got tired of buying batteries.

[Generic Brad]

10. Give that woman a hand

Oh, wait. She already had some.