I am a naked man.

[ZombieNixon]

Well, I will be in a few hours...check back later. :hide:

[Deja Q]

1. Will do!

:D

[ulysses]

2. I played strip foosball in college.

:shrug:

[Mutley]

3. Why aren't you in my thread, then?

x(

[ZombieNixon]

4. I prefer to have you people come to me.

:D

[Mutley]

7. And damnit! You got me, too.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

8. Gee, what a surprise.

:eyes: :P

[Mutley]

11. Uh-huh.

Maybe I tricked you... somehow. :crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

13. Yeah, sure, just keep telling yourself that.

:eyes: :P

[Mutley]

16. Oh trust me. I will.

:P

[Vidar]

5. Quod est demonstratum: you are a Mutley fetish.

[ZombieNixon]

6. There are far worse things to be.

:D

[Vidar]

21. Hell yes. I meant it as a compliment.

[bigwillq]

9. Pics please!

:evilgrin:


;) :P

[ZombieNixon]

10. I'm not installing a shower cam.

Not even for DU. :P

[bigwillq]

12. So you're only naked in the shower?

There is no other times of the day that you're are naked and not in the shower?


;) :P :)

[ZombieNixon]

14. Not enough light under the covers

:P

[bigwillq]

15. Buy a flash light!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

17. Now things are getting complicated.

:eyes: :P

[swimboy]

18. You can't blame him for trying!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

19. No, I don't suppose I can.

/vain little bastard

[Jamastiene]

26. I have several flashlights and

even a blacklight, if ya want some nice effects. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

20. ...

:woohoo:

[Writer]

22. Back.

Has it been a few hours yet? Naked men are the most beautiful creatures in the world. :D

[billyskank]

23. You think so?

I think the "flappity woohoo" (as dolo amber put it) is one of the ugliest things on the planet :puke:

[Writer]

24. Oh no. Hardly.

It's shaped with such purpose. It's presence is almost divine. I think there's a pedastal up there for every "woohoo" on this planet.

I adore the male anatomy. :D

[billyskank]

27. I'd start a poll about it

but it would get locked in a thrice :rofl:

[Writer]

28. Yeah... see how we have to resort to silly words to discuss sex?

Woohoo... hooha... valve and valve shaft... all because we can't discuss them explicitly :(

[Jamastiene]

29. I call it

one of the dangly bits. They don't call it "bumping uglies" for no reason. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

30. It's like, most things in nature are unquestionably beautiful

but THAT is NOT one of them! :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

31. I have to honestly say, though, that

I'd rather look at that than look at what's hidden underneath, if you catch my drift. Not those, even, but underneath them. It's the place where right wingers get all of their hot air, hint, hint. *wink*

While I was trying to describe where exactly without breaking any rules here, it reminded me of the frog in Peru. It's latin name actually translates into "aquatic scrotum."

Here is a link to some info on that poor thing:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/212index.shtml

Here is a quote from the web site:
"The largest, saggiest-skinned aquatic frogs in the world are renowned locally as rain-makers and healers. "

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. I once wanted to start a punk band and call it "Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotums." No one would join my band once they heard the name. I loved the name just because it represented parts of the female and the male, if you pronounced it right. I still wonder why no one wanted to join the band. :shrug:

[billyskank]

33. None of them were punk enough

:yourock:

[Jamastiene]

38. Probably, because it's the perfect

name for a punk band. It fits. :yourock:

[ZombieNixon]

41. I HAVE TO START THAT BAND NOW!!!

:rofl:

I can be the frontman/singer/guitarist for Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotums!

Er, with your permission, of course.

[Jamastiene]

42. Absolutely, you have my permission with one

6-string attached: Let me play my guitar with you as a guest guitarist every now and again. Go for it.

[ZombieNixon]

43. Absofuckinglutely!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

36. The male anatomy is evolved for function, not aesthetics.

The, erm...flappity woohoo is utilitarian in nature. :hide:

[billyskank]

39. I've just realised why Michelangelo painted 'em so small!

:rofl:

[Writer]

44. But it's an homage to the art of evolution...

like a drunken sailor hanging off a bar during shore leave, it makes a statement. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

34. Well, we're getting there.

The shirt is off. The rest of it stays on until bedtime.

Gee, that was TMI...:wtf:

:crazy:

[Jamastiene]

25. Well, I'm equal opportunity.

I've been talking about a "Women of DU" nudie site. There's no reason the men of DU can't be some of that action too. Break out yer internet cam, dude. Snap us a few piccies and vids. :thumbsup:

Take 'em all off. :applause:

At the very least, streak for us.
:woohoo:

:evilgrin:

My message to the Mods on duty tonight: Just remember, Jama has always been a perfect O8).

[liberaltrucker]

32. As a straight male...

:puke:

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

35. Well, then you oughta know better than to click on this thread.

:rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

37. Pssst! We're all naked under our clothes. Pass it on.

[Jamastiene]

40. I was born naked.

When people complain about nudity in art, I asked them where the clothing store was located in their mother's womb, because we are all born naked, aren't we? Or are we? I know I was.

[samsingh]

45. kick