What would you do if your 81 yr/old dad was caught in a sex act by police?

[Herman Munster]

Frankly, I would be happy for him! This answer by Norm Coleman is disgusting.

He doesn't need no fucking help! If he wants to have sex with 38 year old women in cars, he should be happy for him!!!!!
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"I love my father dearly," he said. "I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

edited to add link

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/state/minnesota/15130641.htm

[benburch]

1. Was the young woman a sexworker? nt

[Richard Steele]

2. I would tease him mercilessly, of course!

[ComerPerro]

5. same

[clydefrand]

3. Is there a link to this story?

[tularetom]

4. Say Awwwrrright DAD!!!!!!

[Herman Munster]

6. I edited my post to add a link

[ContraBass Black]

7. Smile nervously and pay his bail.

[Breeze54]

8. Congratulate him!

:rofl: Way to go Dad! You only live once!! So, live it up!!! :)

[Iniquitous Bunny]

dupe

[Iniquitous Bunny]

9. My dad's 60 and hasn't gotten any for years.

I'd be happy for him.

[MoseyWalker]

10. I would wonder

why.

I wouldn't wonder how or who or where.

and I would hope that it would be something to be dealt with by the family.

and.............in the spirit of the Lounge, which I feel this thread belongs............I would say

where the hell's my viagra?

[Breeze54]

17. If you are wondering "why?", then

maybe he can teach you a thing or two! :sarcasm:

:rofl:

[EST]

11. I'd steal his viagra!

Or maybe half of it.

[Lusted4]

12. I'd rent him out . n/t

[Poppyseedman]

13. It certainly depends on who he had sex with

Some 2 bit crack ho with several possible venereal disease would be an issue.

Why would a 81 year old man be having sex in a vehicle???

[slackmaster]

23. What's the worst thing that could happen to an 81-year-old?

Catch HIV? He'd be likely to die of old age before he had any symptoms.

[Poppyseedman]

29. Well, that's true. I had not thought of that

I guess any type of a sexually transmitted disease would not shorten his life greatly

At least he will die with a smile on his face

[bigwillq]

14. Laugh.

I would say good for him. I can see my dad doing something like that. He's such a flirt. He's a dirty old man! LOL! :rofl:

[uppityperson]

15. remind him it would be safer at home, with a straight face of course

we both would know I was laughing inside.

[Breeze54]

18. Safer to bring a stranger home????

:crazy:

[uppityperson]

30. safer from arrest, public exposure

Probably more likely to have condoms at home, but, knowing my father, he would be prepared wherever he went

[Kahuna]

31. Nope! Terrible idea. Old men have been killed by hookers they

took home. I knew one personally. Took a hooker home and never lived to tell about it.

[uppityperson]

34. I don't see him paying a hooker, thinking og it being a friend of a friend

[pitohui]

48. if it was a friend, they wouldn't be tossing it off in the car

friends have time to spend w. ea. other, hookers are the ones who want a new john every 15 minutes

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Is the mother still alive?

It'd be rather important.

[Breeze54]

21. He's 82!!! I'll bet his Mommy is long gone!! LOL! n/t

[Kingshakabobo]

25. She was home doin the pool-boy. n/t

[liontamer]

37. yes she is

and they're still married

[oasis]

19. I'd give him Liddy Dole's phone number and rent them a room at Motel 6.

:evilgrin:

[Lusted4]

20. Throw some abstinence only preachin at him. n/t

[slackmaster]

22. I'd be damn proud of the old geezer

I miss my stepfather. He would have turned 87 next month.

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. I'd high five him, my Mom otoh, would probably kill him, her not being

the one that he was engaged in a sex act with. :evilgrin:

[MarkDevin]

26. Two words for the elder Coleman: MOTEL ROOM!!!

:P

[QuestionAll...]

27. I would be upset for my mom...

and get her hooked up with some hot young guy.

[guinivere]

28. I would laugh. He would be in for a bunch of teasing too.

[BeatleBoot]

32. I would be proud that "I am just a drip off the old cock"

I mean chip off the old block.

Whatever.


:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

33. shake his hand -- after making sure he had washed it.

probably have a T-shirt made for him -- ''i had sex in a car at age 81 -- and lived to brag about it.''

[mark414]

35. way to go dad...

the old man's still ticking...coleman the younger should hope that his father's virility is genetic

[liontamer]

38. except that inappropriate behavior is sometimes a warning of dementia

and the family apparently had other reasons to suspect the onset of alzheimer's.

[liontamer]

36. considering that he's still married to norm coleman's mother

I think his response is pretty appropriate.

[politicat]

39. Buy him a drink and rib him forever.

I think I might put it on his tombstone. I'd definitely mention it at the funeral.

But I'm not prudish. I'd be right proud of him, especially if said lady-friend was happy with him.

[SOteric]

40. Oooo. Shut him down with just a look the next time he feels the need

to lecture me about my love life.

(And no, he really doesn't lecture all that often.

[Cobalt-60]

41. Pin a Medal on him

The Vigorous Circulation Cross

[Jamastiene]

42. Bail him outta jail, of course.

He'd do the same for me if I was caught having sex with a 38 year old woman in a car. He'd be happy for me too although not nearly as happy as I'd be. :evilgrin:

[Throd]

43. Tell him to get off of me.

[Placebo]

46. ...

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

49. omg

:rofl:

RL

[Xithras]

44. Way to go dad!

If he were still going at 81, I'll bet even my mom would approve!

[Placebo]

45. Have him committed to an insane asylum.

And enroll myself in intense psychotherapy to try and attempt to cleanse my brain of the mental images such a sordid & disgusting turn of events would conjure.

:puke:

:scared:

[pitohui]

47. my dad knows that you don't fuck outdoors liike a dog

i mean, hello, coleman couldn't afford thirty minutes at the family inn?

i think it's safe to say the old man needs a check-up for alzheimer's and that is exactly what we would encourage our dad to do in this situation

we've had too many family members who started acting "unusual" to think it's cute or something to be applauded, the man is ill, loss of ability to use one's good judgment is one of the hallmarks that alzheimer's is on the way :-(

you wouldn't think it was that funny if it really was your own father who had lost his dignity and his ability to make good decisions