Penis painting

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060727/lf_afp/afplifestyleaustralia_060727141047

'Pricasso's' penile paint brush a masterstroke at Sydney Sexpo

Artist Tim Patch, who prefers to be known as Pricasso, uses his penis as a brush to execute surprisingly good portraits in acrylic paint.

Pricasso, however, is a neophyte in the world of penile art, having taken it up on a dare from a woman friend at a party last New Years' Eve.

A father of four who studied furniture design when he failed to get into a fine arts course and then spent most of his life as a builder, he now paints portraits for about 300 dollars (200 US dollars), with a Sexpo special price of just 75 dollars.

He is a modest, almost shy man, whose efforts to embrace a showbiz persona extend to saying he believes he is the world's only penile artist, but if not, he's "certainly the greatest".

And neither is a braggart. Pricasso says he is proof there is no need to be well-endowed and admits that "probably most men could do an abstract", while Alan Length's publicity material warns that "shows might be slightly shorter in winter."

[ForrestGump]

1. I'd need something more along the lines of Wyland's walls as my canvas

(sadly, this is not (quite) true)

Better watch those angular breasts behind him (bad augmentation job!)...I got a post deleted this morning for the very same thing.

I hope he washes the portraits before he hands them out.

I hope he doesn't use turpentine as a thinner.

[Phillycat]

2. What on earth?

Does he use a condom? Otherwise, does he get paint in the urethra? That can't be good!

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[_testify_]

5. OMG

I thought my comment was tasteless!

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

6. Ooops! Apparently the mods did, too!

:spank:

Sorry about that, mods!

[Strawman]

7. Pricasso never got called an asshole

[asthmaticeog]

8. His publicist is named "Alan Length?"

Superb.

[deadparrot]

9. In the same vein...

http://www.ballmarkcards.com/