Why the fuck is there CAT HAIR on the stove?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Fucking cats.

:eyes:

:D

[MoseyWalker]

1. at least it's not in the microwave

then I'd be worried about you and your critters.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. LOL.

:rofl:

[insane_cratic_gal]

2. Usually they put their

furry asses all over it.

I know my 3 do.. on my counters, couch, bed, clothes.. rugs I'm sure I'm wearing some on my shirt right now!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. Yeah, I've seen the fatso female cat lounging out there.

Apparently she does it a lot mroe often than I first realized.

:eyes:

[Megahurtz]

16. Lol!!!

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. If you have cats, the more probable question would be,

"Why ISN'T there any cat hair on the stove?" Because there will be cat hair on the stove, the dining room table, the sink, the shelves, the light fixtures, your clothes, your pillow, your face, and the insides of your underwear.

[NV Whino]

7. Don't forget...

in the milk of your breakfast cereal.

[deadparrot]

6. It's everywhere this time of year.

:banghead:

[MoseyWalker]

8. I now have 10 cats that call me daddy

that's too many, but I can't seem to get rid of them. A friend said she would take them to her parent's ranch and feed them if they weren't stuffed on mice, but I can't catch the little mangy creatures.

Who wouldn't want to live on a ranch? They just don't listen to me.

[Benfea]

9. ...because your stove's been cheating on you? -NT

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. Homemade Chinese Buffet???

:rofl: No offense to cats or Chinese Buffets, either... I love them both! I have 5 or 6 outdoor cats that run around here.

[skygazer]

11. My boyfriend changed the sheets yesterday

But the cat decided to lay on the bottom sheet and Mr. Softie decided to leave him there. When I went to bed, I moved said cat to put on the top sheet and discovered about 8 pounds of gray cat hair matted into it. :eyes: It took 3 lint rollers to remove it all.

I realized then that I was going about things the wrong way - I need to use the lint roller on the cat. :think:

[Patiod]

12. Why is there cat hair on my computer desk?

Why is that her new hangout - the space between the desk and the monitor? We're convinced she's either buying catnip on ebay or posting on "myhumanhatesyou.com" or on Craig's list, looking for better, more-responsive pink monkeys to serve her.

[unpossibles]

13. because cat hair gets everywhere

I actually think it is the Grand Unification that physicists are seeking; like string theory, but makes my black slacks look worse. I actually found a cat hair inside the glass of my cellphone once (!) and my wife woke up once with one wrapped AROUND her eyeball. ew!

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. The same reason that dog hair is on my stove, and

on the floor, and on the sofa, and in the carpet permanently embedded, etc. My dogs shed a lot, and it happens before I can vacuum... :grr: That's the downside of having pets... The instant you clean it up, it comes right back...

[Megahurtz]

15. Hahahahaha!!!

I always wonder that myself LOL!:7

Pretty appetizing, especially in hot weather.:sarcasm: