From California, my native state, "THE GUN AND DOPE PARTY"

[autorank]

GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23
http://www.gunsanddope.com/

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching
on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

[Blue-Jay]

1. "No, he minded his own fucking business."

OK. That made me crack up. Never heard that one before.

[autorank]

7. Hey, was doing some research form my pal trying a case in CA

Searching for "California Constitution, California Republic", this kept coming up.

Imagine my surprise...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear autorank.........

Well, that's weird......

No wonder the rest of the country calls California the land of flakes and nuts!

Truly weird website! :shrug:

What's your take on this bunch?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I don't think you guys are all flakes and nuts.

Anyway, I come from the state of The Weed Man and the stripper with the hand in the jar.

[autorank]

8. I think this gives it away CA Peggy. We're not flakes & nuts, we're

just a little creative;)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Already more successful than the "State of Jefferson"

I kid.

[autorank]

9. Well there was that period with Indian Hemp & there were Guns involved

Something about cash crops in colonial time...I am humbled by the strangeness of this, however.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. NJ has the Weed Man.

I actually voted for him for governor, but I won't be voting for him as senator, because I like Menendez a lot.

[autorank]

10. Well, I'm glad you're supporting Menendez over the Weed Man...

Is Weed Man from that weird place, the Pine Barrens?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Probably.

[xchrom]

6. that's my wild and wonderful state!

[autorank]

11. OK, here's some history. Do you remember "Sand City"?

[xchrom]

12. lol -- yes.

but i'm not sure where you're going with this.

i can be a little slow.

[autorank]

13. You're very quick. You remember it. roflmao

Little incorporated city of sorts that had about 12 people and legalized everything. It was either near LA or Monterey. California is entirely too cool:)

[kpete]

14. hmmmmm, some party your having tonight...

Is this normal for California rolls now?! I gotta say I feel there’s something wrong with mixing cantaloupe and wasabi….

[autorank]

16. OMG! "The Horror" Damn, a tongue for my birthday..how thoughtful....

But it's not nearly as horrible as the implications of little Tony's story above. I just re-read it. My goodness, I should be more careful with what I post:freak:

P.S. I'm not even going to speculate what's on that cutting board or where you got the picture. I surrender! Peace at any price...