Briarius
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:49 AM
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just got back from the strip club, ask me anything |
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but hurry, I'm about to crash
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:50 AM
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Briarius
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:54 AM
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6. hey, keep it clean now! |
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:51 AM
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2. Did they play "Cherry Pie"? (NT) |
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:53 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:00 AM
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You are a tittie bar afficienado. No?
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:15 AM
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24. Aficionado? No.. but I have been in more than one.... |
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and Cherry Pie is *always* played in all strip clubs... it's part of their Union contract. :rofl:
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:53 AM
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3. You could have just stayed home, replaced half your lights with blacklight |
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bulbs, fumbled a Victoria's Secret catalogue, and flushed $10 bills down the toilet.
Would have been the same experience, but you would have saved cab-fare.
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Briarius
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:54 AM
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5. That's pretty much my take |
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but it was a buddy's batchelor party, so it was one of those things you have to go to.
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:57 AM
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7. Did you get a lap dance? |
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I got one once, it was kinda cool.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:00 AM
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I was only there for my buddy, I wasn't in the mood.
omg, you went to a strip club? :blush:
:evilgrin:
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:07 AM
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It was hawt and I didn't have to pay for a thing 'cause the guys I was with thought it was a huge turn on that I dug it.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:08 AM
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18. I have absolutely no doubt about that |
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and I (along with most du men) would have done the same thing. :patriot:
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Sat Jul-29-06 12:57 AM
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8. why didn't you take me? |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:01 AM
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really, I meant to call...besides, it's such a drive and yea. um...maybe next time? :D
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:26 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:04 AM
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12. Were they big and beautiful? |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:06 AM
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14. not nearly as beautiful as you! |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:07 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:04 AM
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13. did you leave a tip... |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:07 AM
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it's how the system there works...
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:09 AM
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19. hubby folded a $5 bill end-wise on the edge one night, and she... |
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picked it up with her tits...it was cute :blush:
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:11 AM
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22. see, everyone has a talent... |
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Sat Jul-29-06 11:22 PM
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:13 AM
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23. I actually met a stripper once who didn't want my money. |
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I was there with a male friend and when I tried to tip her, she said she didn't want my money because I understood it was just a job. Later on, my friend announced to me that he was in love with her. When he went to the bathroom, she came over and struck up a conversation we me. We ended up talking for awhile and she was really cool. I should have gotten her #.
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Sat Jul-29-06 10:09 AM
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36. well, she was toying with some of the real sweaty ones across the... |
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stage when hubby yelled out, "Viva La France!" and she looked over her shoulder and shouted back, "I like the way you think!"
so she comes over, a grand chassé really, wraps her legs right round his neck, and shimmied her stuff up close & personal resting herself on her elbows with a coy, big ole grin. so hubby looks right up her belly button and asks,
"Does your boyfriend know you're doing this?" all smiley & coy himself
still so preciously grinning, so coy, she nods along...
but he knows coming from a family of art, bar & cocktail entrepreneurs so that that is why he tips...cause it is their job :-)
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:09 AM
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I basically don't care about your evening in a titty bar. Nor do I care how much you enjoyed it. But hey.....To each his own. Whatever turns you on buddy. Just not my sort of thing.
Q
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:11 AM
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:33 AM
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26. Profile says he's from Ontario. Probably just jaded. |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:34 AM
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27. Ontario has crazy strip clubs. |
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Most of them are near the border so New Yorkers can come over and whoop it up.
Pretty much anything goes in Ontario strip clubs.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:35 AM
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Note to self when visiting Ontario, check out strip club.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:39 AM
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30. Yep, and the drinking age is 19, not 21. |
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A friend of mine is a bartender at one of the big ones near Buffalo. Six stages, usually 20 or so table-dancers working the room, "private rooms", etc etc etc. It's very mucb like "From Dusk to Dawn" except with more hand-jobs and less vampires.
Well, a few less.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:41 AM
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31. Yeah I remember HEYHEy telling me that |
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the drinking age was 19 up there, didn't seem so exotic to me when I was 18 but now that I am 19, as soon as I get time and an eye exam and license, I am driving up.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:42 AM
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32. Hmmm... maybe not "driving" up. Perhaps a cab/bus might be better. |
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Very severe DUI laws up here. Like shoot on sight.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:43 AM
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33. Soudns like the cops in Alexandria |
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They shoot on site if you don't pay for your pancakes at IHOP :eyes:. Besides I know when I've had my limit.
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:37 AM
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29. Brigit's hubby with the 5 dollar bill reminded me of Windsor. |
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They used a slightly different technique there though, as I only vaguely recall.
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Sun Jul-30-06 01:38 AM
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39. My friend was in love with a stripper in WIndsor |
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Sat Jul-29-06 01:46 AM
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Does your old lady know that you were out at the strip club :D?
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Sat Jul-29-06 09:06 AM
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and of course she does, she's cool like that :D
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Sat Jul-29-06 10:10 AM
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37. How much did you get tipped? |
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Sun Jul-30-06 02:12 AM
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40. What did you see there that you couldn't at home? |
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