just got back from the strip club, ask me anything

[Briarius]

but hurry, I'm about to crash

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

[XemaSab]

1. IBTL

[Briarius]

6. hey, keep it clean now!

[everythingsxen]

2. Did they play "Cherry Pie"? (NT)

I lied.. IBTL.

[Briarius]

4. I don't think so...

:shrug:

[querelle]

10. You Lie

You are a tittie bar afficienado. No?

[everythingsxen]

24. Aficionado? No.. but I have been in more than one....

and Cherry Pie is *always* played in all strip clubs... it's part of their Union contract. :rofl:

[CanuckAmok]

3. You could have just stayed home, replaced half your lights with blacklight

bulbs, fumbled a Victoria's Secret catalogue, and flushed $10 bills down the toilet.

Would have been the same experience, but you would have saved cab-fare.

[Briarius]

5. That's pretty much my take

but it was a buddy's batchelor party, so it was one of those things you have to go to.

[LeftyMom]

7. Did you get a lap dance?

I got one once, it was kinda cool.

[Briarius]

9. not tonight

I was only there for my buddy, I wasn't in the mood.

omg, you went to a strip club? :blush:


:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

15. sure

It was hawt and I didn't have to pay for a thing 'cause the guys I was with thought it was a huge turn on that I dug it.

[Briarius]

18. I have absolutely no doubt about that

and I (along with most du men) would have done the same thing. :patriot:

[New Earth]

8. why didn't you take me?

:cry:

[Briarius]

11. uh, I forgot?

really, I meant to call...besides, it's such a drive and yea. um...maybe next time? :D

[New Earth]

25. k

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Were they big and beautiful?

[Briarius]

14. not nearly as beautiful as you!

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Thank you.

[bridgit]

13. did you leave a tip...

:shrug:

[Briarius]

16. Of course!

it's how the system there works...

[bridgit]

19. hubby folded a $5 bill end-wise on the edge one night, and she...

picked it up with her tits...it was cute :blush:

[Briarius]

22. see, everyone has a talent...

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

38. yep...

:-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I actually met a stripper once who didn't want my money.

I was there with a male friend and when I tried to tip her, she said she didn't want my money because I understood it was just a job. Later on, my friend announced to me that he was in love with her. When he went to the bathroom, she came over and struck up a conversation we me. We ended up talking for awhile and she was really cool. I should have gotten her #.

[bridgit]

36. well, she was toying with some of the real sweaty ones across the...

stage when hubby yelled out, "Viva La France!" and she looked over her shoulder and shouted back, "I like the way you think!"

so she comes over, a grand chassé really, wraps her legs right round his neck, and shimmied her stuff up close & personal resting herself on her elbows with a coy, big ole grin. so hubby looks right up her belly button and asks,

"Does your boyfriend know you're doing this?" all smiley & coy himself

still so preciously grinning, so coy, she nods along...

but he knows coming from a family of art, bar & cocktail entrepreneurs so that that is why he tips...cause it is their job :-)

[querelle]

20. No

I basically don't care about your evening in a titty bar. Nor do I care how much you enjoyed it. But hey.....To each his own. Whatever turns you on buddy. Just not my sort of thing.

Q

[Briarius]

21. um, ok?

:shrug:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

26. Profile says he's from Ontario. Probably just jaded.

[CanuckAmok]

27. Ontario has crazy strip clubs.

Most of them are near the border so New Yorkers can come over and whoop it up.

Pretty much anything goes in Ontario strip clubs.

[JohnKleeb]

28. Anything huh

Note to self when visiting Ontario, check out strip club.

[CanuckAmok]

30. Yep, and the drinking age is 19, not 21.

A friend of mine is a bartender at one of the big ones near Buffalo. Six stages, usually 20 or so table-dancers working the room, "private rooms", etc etc etc. It's very mucb like "From Dusk to Dawn" except with more hand-jobs and less vampires.

Well, a few less.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Yeah I remember HEYHEy telling me that

the drinking age was 19 up there, didn't seem so exotic to me when I was 18 but now that I am 19, as soon as I get time and an eye exam and license, I am driving up.

[CanuckAmok]

32. Hmmm... maybe not "driving" up. Perhaps a cab/bus might be better.

Very severe DUI laws up here. Like shoot on sight.

[JohnKleeb]

33. Soudns like the cops in Alexandria

They shoot on site if you don't pay for your pancakes at IHOP :eyes:. Besides I know when I've had my limit.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

29. Brigit's hubby with the 5 dollar bill reminded me of Windsor.

They used a slightly different technique there though, as I only vaguely recall.

[Kat45]

39. My friend was in love with a stripper in WIndsor

[JohnKleeb]

34. Oh yeah

Does your old lady know that you were out at the strip club :D?

[Briarius]

35. hey, she's not old!

and of course she does, she's cool like that :D

[TrogL]

37. How much did you get tipped?

[Redstone]

40. What did you see there that you couldn't at home?

Redstone