Does anybody else hate phone sex?

[LeftyMom]

Sorry, had to do it. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

1. LeftyMom!

:spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. IBTL!

:spank:

[Mutley]

3. Not unless there is something else available.

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

4. Hell, those are the only calls I enjoy!

Except when they're collect. :grr: That really burns me up!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Only if it's unsolicited

I'm on the "Do-Not-Ball" list.



:popcorn:




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[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. Im not sure...why don't you call me and we'll find out?

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

7. Hey, I knew I got unlimited Long Distance for a reason.

:9

[DemsRBetterLovers]

8. it definately takes the edge off long distance relationships.

and increases your vocabulary.

[LeftyMom]

9. Tell me about it

*sigh*

[xchrom]

13. i'ld like to suggest a conference call.

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[greguganus]

10. Last girl I had phone sex with gave me a serious ear infection. n/t

[regnaD kciN]

11. Bringing to mind the Monty Python line...

"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Well, it's kinda hard to have sex with a phone....

but I suppose it can be done. Not that I've tried it or anything.... O8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear LeftyMom!

No-one will do it with me.........:cry:

[Aristus]

15. Naw, I liked it when the girl I had it bad for was in Wisconsin and

I was in Washington. It was kinda neat. Sure took the frustration out of being seperated. B-)

[LeftyMom]

16. I can empathize with that.

*sigh*

[Joe Fields]

17. The phones are waaay too big!

[Malikshah]

18. Landline or Mobile-- the cord can get so tricky at times...

;)

[LeftyMom]

19. Mobile, I have unlimited long distance on that phone

Ahem. I mean, in theory, if I were to do such a naughty thing I suppose that's what I'd do. Or something. Nevermind.

:blush:

[rug]

20. Only when I get a busy signal.