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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:55 PM
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ROTFL! Enzyte (the pecker hardening stuff that goofy Bob sells) contains
"horny goat weed"! I shit you not.
http://www.enzyte.com/blend.html

:D
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:56 PM
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1. I saw that shit with the multi vitamins yesterday!
Wtf was someone on when they named that. . .
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:58 PM
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2. I guess it really exists but I sure as hell never heard of it!
;-)
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:01 PM
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4. Now what I want to know is what you were doing at the Enzyte website
*raises eyebrow* :P
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:16 PM
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5. I was thinking about getting a free trial...for a friend.
a very close friend. :evilgrin:

(not kidding) ;-)
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Rosco T. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:01 PM
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3. Horny Goat Weed is one of the few 'natural' products that can work..
Edited on Sat Jul-29-06 06:03 PM by Rosco T.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horny_goat_weed

Epimedium, also known as Barrenwort, Bishop's Hat, Fairy Wings, Horny Goatweed, or Yin Yang Huo (Chinese : 淫羊藿), is a genus of about 25 species of herbaceous flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. They are native to southern Europe, and central, southern and eastern Asia.

Epimedium species are hardy perennials. They have four-petaled "spider-like" flowers in spring or early summer.

Many species of Epimedium are reported to have aphrodisiac qualities. According to legend, this property was discovered by a Chinese goat herder who noticed sexual activity in his flock after they ate the weed. It is sold as a health supplement, usually in raw herb or pill form and sometimes blended with other supplements.

The "active ingredient" in Epimedium is icariin, which can be found in standardized extracts to be from 5% up to 60% potent. Strengths above that are usually reserved for lab use.

Horny Goat Weed works by increasing nitric oxide levels, which relax smooth muscle. This lets more blood flow to the penis or clitoris or other smooth muscle.

In addition to this mechanism, it also acts as a mild PDE-5 inhibitor. PDE-5 is an enzyme which is produced in a 'negative feedback" loop. As more blood flows to the genitals starts to flow, PDE-5 metabolizes the nitric oxide almost as fast as it is being produced to keep it in check. If the body does not produce enough of this enzyme, damage to the erect penis could result from too hard of an erection. This is called priapism. Viagra, a popular pharmaceutical, works by blocking the production of the PDE-5 enzyme. Horny Goat Weed produces small amount of PDE-5 inhibitors within safe levels.


Cultivation

Many species, hybrids, and cultivars are grown for ornament, particularly as ground covers for partial shade. The evergreen species are particularly good at keeping down weeds; the deciduous ones often have attractively colored new foliage in spring. One of the more popular cultivars is the Persian barrenwort E. x versicolor 'Sulphureum', also known as the Bicolor barrenwort, which produces soft yellow flowers in the spring. This plant is very tough and adaptable, being drought-tolerant in shaded to partly shaded conditions when established; it is a hybrid of E. grandiflorum x E. pinnatum ssp. colchicum.

http://alternativehealing.org/xian_ling_pi.htm
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:24 PM
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9. I tried something once called OgoPlex...it was supposed to heighten
the sensation of an orgasm after sex ( or masturbation )....it was a bit overrated, though. I thought mine were good enough without it!
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greguganus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:18 PM
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6. I tried horny goat weed once...
...and it made me want to have sex on top of a junk car.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:20 PM
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7. The one thing that DOES work is zinc. All those bullshit pecker pills
are loaded with it.

Redstone
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:23 PM
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8. Would that be "horny OLD goat weed"?
:rofl: You made my day! :rofl: :hi:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:38 PM
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10. In my case, it would be EXACTLY that!
:silly:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 07:14 PM
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11. The manufacturers were sued big time
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html

A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under investigation for possible mail fraud.

That's why federal agents executed search warrants on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals Wednesday.

The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and marketing several supplements, including Enzyte, which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."

http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/case/enzyte

Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals (Enzyte)


A class action lawsuit has been filed against Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Forest Park, manufacturers of Enzyte, a pill that claims it will enhance sexual performance. The suit was filed on behalf of consumers who purchased Enzyte, and claim that it was ineffective. They are charging the company with deceptive trade practices and fraud.
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