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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:15 PM
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BREAKING HARD! Ann Coulter killed by a Pitbull in Lebanon today!
Just saying...
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:18 PM
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1. Oh, my... Sharks are out of season, eh?
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Agnomen Donating Member (420 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:21 PM
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20. Ha!
That bitch swallows chihuahuas whole!
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:19 PM
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2. That just about says it....doesn't it...
:rofl:
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lumpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:20 PM
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3. Oh, I thought she had met her match
for a minute there.
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loudsue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:21 PM
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4. You're a dog!!
:rofl: You really got my hopes up there!


:kick::kick::kick:
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:22 PM
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5. Obviously not a vegan pitbull. n/t
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:22 PM
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6. LOL!!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:23 PM
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7. the pitbull survived the intaken poison a couple of minutes
RIP pitbull
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:23 PM
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8. ROFLMAO!!
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:33 PM
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13. Damn, I see you beat me to it. n/t
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Make7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:26 PM
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9. Why not pick Israel for this? Why do you hate Israel so much? ( n/t )
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:26 PM
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10. Pitbull: "Dang it! All bone, no beef!"
:evilgrin:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:32 PM
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I would not believe a story like that.
Even the most vicious and bloodthirsty pit bull would be no match for Ann.
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:32 PM
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11. Oh please!
If any animal bit that thing. It would surely die of poisoning.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:33 PM
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12. The pitbull wouldn't have a chance against the harpy.
After drinking its blood and stripping its bones, she'd still look like a dead anorexic heroin addict.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:35 PM
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14. That dog sure didn't smell meat. Maybe it was attracted to the odor of...
...cheap wine, stale cigarette smoke, and three to five days worth of sweat on that nasty little black dress.
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The Deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:40 PM
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15. You Had Me Up to "Lebanon"
Like any RWer would be within a continent of actual fighting.
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CAG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:44 PM
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17. Exactly, ya beat me to it
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:42 PM
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16. Coulter...A viscious pack all by herself.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:12 PM
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18. was that one of the missing pitbulls of destruction?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:14 PM
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19. I Know I'd Gnaw Off My Own Limb, If...
Well... you know the rest.

:evilgrin:
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:29 PM
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21. Of course, we don't know this for certain....she's missing.
...the pit bulls may have dragged her into the surf where she was subsequently devoured by sharks.

There. Did I get them all?
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:33 PM
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22. LOL !!! - The One Missing Blonde, Nobody Would Bother To Look For !!!
:rofl::bounce::rofl:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:49 PM
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26. Work in Mel Gibson somehow...
and you'll have all the bases covered. *snort*
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:50 PM
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27. Damn! I left one out...
Well, Ann Coulter is really in cahoots with the Joooooish Media, isn't she?


:sarcasm:
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:33 PM
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23. promises,promises,promises
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:39 PM
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25. Trust me
Thats what my wife told me right before she talked me into getting married.

:)

Don
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U4ikLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:34 PM
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24. Later the pit bull was seen rinsing its mouth to get the nasty taste out.
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etherealtruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:56 PM
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28. It was with toilet water ...hmmm. eom
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 07:40 PM
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29. Don't get
my hopes up only to let me down *Sigh* ... if only. :yoiks:
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