Post an answer, I will reply with the proper question

[MrScorpio]

CARNAK STYLIE!!

[blonndee]

1. Answer: Beer Salt.

[MrScorpio]

2. Q. What was the Beer abuser arrested for?

[Guava Jelly]

3. because soup is thicker

:)

[MrScorpio]

6. Q. Why don't they call it chicken water?

[MoseyWalker]

4. green potatoes

[MrScorpio]

7. Q What do get when your spuds go on a bender?

[MoseyWalker]

14. that is funny!

oh yeah.

[VelmaD]

5. 42

But be careful...the universe could explode. :)

[MrScorpio]

9. Q. When one twin is forty, how old is the other?

I know it the meaning of life, but I wanted to try something different

[VelmaD]

11. heeeeeeeeeeeeee

Too cute. :rofl:

[Generic Brad]

8. Answer: Ennie, Meany, Miney, and Moe

[MrScorpio]

12. Q. Name three Republican congressmen and a stooge

[Redneck Socialist]

10. Texas rigged flipping tube in junebug with a 1/4oz weight.

[MrScorpio]

Q. How do they vote for presidents in Texas?

[Redneck Socialist]

19. OK, for some reason I find that funny as hell

If you care it's a technique for rigging a bass fishing lure. In texas I'm pretty sure choosing presidents comes second to bass fishing so you're not far off the mark.

[Aristus]

13. Answer:

Because they are so grateful!

[MrScorpio]

16. Q, Why do freepers always eat Bush's shit?

[Courtesy Flush]

15. You may use toenail clippers if no Kentucky bourbon is available

[MrScorpio]

17. Q. How freeper doctors perform vasectomies?

[Arkham House]

18. Answer: The Longest Day

[MrScorpio]

20. Q. Which Day Brother did the porn director select?

[BlueIris]

21. Answer: sea lion.

[MrScorpio]

23. Q, why can't the sea tell the truth?

[Courtesy Flush]

22. Because we're bullish on kudzu

[MrScorpio]

24. Q. Why did the Kudzu cry?

[ChoralScholar]

25. Answer: Chimay

[MrScorpio]

26. Q. What does a french girl do right before she shakes?

[pagerbear]

27. Answer: 1741

[MrScorpio]

29. Q. How many times has Ann Coulter been to the Free Clinic?

[Floogeldy]

28. Tracy Nelson

:)

[MrScorpio]

30. Q. Who is Sketchy Nelson's sister?

[Floogeldy]

33. Sketchy Nelson?

Who is that?

[MrScorpio]

34. You're not geting this are you?

Sketch - Trace - Draw?

[SeattleGirl]

31. Answer: Embryonic stem cells.

[MrScorpio]

32. Q, What Do Veto Monsters start out as?

[greguganus]

35. Answer: A cheeto, a door knob, and a pit bull

[MrScorpio]

36. Q. Name a foodware, a hardware and a killware