I am having flaky Pilsbury biscuits drenched in butter and grape jelly

[StellaBlue]

for DINNER!

I love being single!

Mmmmmmm. Carbs. MMMmmmMmmMMmMMmmMMmmmmmm.

[liberaltrucker]

1. Mmmmmm

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[StellaBlue]

3. bwhahahaha

My dad will love this. We have a longstanding joke about the Doughboy.

[liberaltrucker]

4. Here's the URL

http://www.greenchair.net/funny/pillsbury-doughboy-dies.htm

Lotsa funny stuff at that site. Enjoy!

:)

[XemaSab]

2. And I just ate a fish taco for dinner and felt guilty!

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

5. And my invitation is WHERE?!

I'd have brought peach and blueberry preserves. :D

[StellaBlue]

6. You know I've never had any preserves.

Isn't my end-of-the-month menu tres haute cuisine?

[GOPisEvil]

8. I was a state employee for 13 years. I know ALL about EOM blues.

Hell, I remember shopping with my Diamond Shamrock card for bread and lunch meat right before pay day.

Preserves are f'in yummy.

[pagerbear]

7. My lunch was peanut butter & jelly on toast

But your dinner sounds just wonderful!

[astral]

9. I wish I had some of that!

I'm having a "bad" food day today too, but I don't usually~ ~~~ Tonite was leftover crunchy cheetos from the day at the beach sandwich/coffee/cinnamon roll feast. Three cups of coffee, about 3 glasses of water, and a glass of Enerfood (to balance things out!)

I shall wake up feeling mighty fine tomorrow!

But yes, good ol' melted butter and jam on some nice hot bread is a nice (OCCASIONAL) comfort-food dinner. . . .

I may have to have a couple scrambled eggs later as I never feel satisfied when I eat ickys for dinner.

And, yes, being single rocks! Most of the time . . . .

[electron_blue]

10. yummmm