Mel Gibson does not want my Israeli pitbull to get an abortion

[Zomby Woof]

Or so Condi Bolton told me during a UN Lamont endorsement. Damn DLC! x(

[mykpart]

1. Yeah, but if your pitbull has her puppies,

will he let her nurse them in public?

[Random_Australian]

2. But that was only because he had 'reefer madness' and ate at Olive Garden.

And walked slowly up the escalator, pushing people out of his way.

On the sabbath.

With Laura Bush who is an ok person really. :)




:)

[jpgray]

3. Just don't sic it on innocent Californians in the future

[madeline_con]

4. His career was fun while it lasted. n/t

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. Don't you have anything better to do?

Wait, don't answer... I already know :)

[Zomby Woof]

6. Hell no

Oh, wait... you knew that. :P

[tyedyeto]

7. But are those puppies gonna get raptured? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

8. They're headed for rehab

Until then, I hope I don't run out of newspapers. x(

[spacelady]

9. What is the best recipe for chicken fried pitbull? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

11. Always use corn flakes

Preferably, organic corn, not genetically modified, and approved by PETA.

[RetroLounge]

10. Was Condi wearing Capris?

:shrug:

RL

[Zomby Woof]

12. Nope

But she did borrow a thong from Kirstie Alley.

[RetroLounge]

13. Ewwwww

My eyes!

:puke:

RL