So I passed out on some Schmuck's lawn the other night and lost my cell.

[CanuckAmok]

So, get this...

The Shmuck spent hours calling every name in my phone's memory trying to find me!

So I called the phone, and the Schmuck answered, and was all, like, "hey, I found your phone! I'm going to wait right here until you can come by and get it!".

So I went over there and handed her some flowers I swiped off a fireman's grave so I wouldn't show up empty handed. She actually said "thank you"!

Schmuck.

[mdmc]

1. so you didn't end up in jail, and she gave you back your cell

and she is the asshole?

[CanuckAmok]

2. No, she's the SCHMUCK!

[asthmaticeog]

4. Some of us Americans have trouble with Canadian vocab, man.

Your north-of-the-border word "schmuck," for example, isn't often to be found in the US lexicon.

[CanuckAmok]

9. What are you, meshugener? Schmuck! As in putz! Oy.

Zol es im onkumn vos ikh vintsh im (khotsh a helft, khotsh halb, khotsh a tsent kheylik)... You gai feifen afenyam!

[asthmaticeog]

13. !

MOM?

[CanuckAmok]

16. Your mom's here, but she's busy right now.

.

[asthmaticeog]

17. Well, when she's done blowing you, tell her to finish cleaning my room.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I'm an American and I've heard 'schmuck' used plenty of times in the US.

Maybe it's a regional thing. I'm in the NYC/NJ area.

[asthmaticeog]

20. Strange, I've never heard anyone use it but Canadians and talent agents.

;)

[hedgehog]

7. Agreed

NT

[Jamastiene]

3. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

Best.Copycat.Thread.Ever

[dolo amber]

5. You're CanuckAschmuck

:P

[MissHoneychurch]

6. Schmuck ....

[redqueen]

8. i love your avatar!

but from now on it's only gonna remind me about global warming because they're dying off and ... other than the ones in zoos... i wonder how long they'll last. they do have polar bears in zoos don't they? i don't think we do down here. i could be wrong. i don't see how i could forget seeing polar bears, though.

[redqueen]

10. shit, that's a cat!

:rofl:

was i thinking of hey hey? or speed seeing? or what? :wtf:

[CanuckAmok]

19. She's on "the high-end of normal weight", but sheesh!

A polar bear, she ain't.

[SOteric]

11. Hah! - do you have any idea how much air time she sucked up

phoning your friends and family, - and a couple of quick calls to Nigeria to check into an e-mail she received, - do ya?

Who's the schmuck now, ya hoser?

[texas1928]

12. So your the SCHMUCK who took the flowers off Dad's grave.

:cry:

[wildhorses]

14. .......

:kick:

[wildhorses]

15. .......

:kick: