I don't feel like watching "The Passion of the Christ"-- how does it end?

[Bossy Monkey]

:P

[RagingInMiami]

1. It ends with a

deux ex machina - totally unbelievable.

[LeftyMom]

2. He gets the girl and they all live happily ever after. nt

[ThomCat]

32. That would have been nice. The world might be better off

if that had been the case. :)

[Jamastiene]

3. With a crazy Freeptard Mel Gibson hurling antisemitic

and misogynistic slurs at the cops. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Dude dies.

[Kire]

42. I thought it was Donny who died.

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

[sleipnir]

5. Pacino lives, DeNiro dies.

n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. With this classic scene

and everybody whistling.

[Random_Australian]

8. Yes! That is the most awesome call I have seen in ages!

If you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle!

[NewJeffCT]

13. and this'll help things turn out for the best

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Always_Look_Bright_Side_Life.shtml

[Deep13]

27. oops wrong place

[krispos42]

7. The ship hits an iceberg and sinks

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

9. Southpark shows Mel's true nature

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d_UTOSOqXA4

[radwriter0555]

10. The guy gets totally nailed.

*cough*

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

19. You might want to stay indoors today.

You might just get hit with a lightning bolt or two for that one. :-)

[radwriter0555]

35. there was a BRILLIANT thread ages ago "things not to say while viewing

"the passion of the christ"....

I would re-read it just to spit take all over again.. the best lines coming of course from Matcom.

That was truly one of the greatest threads in DU history, after the saga of Oscar.

[underpants]

36. "Why is he white?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x818212

[NNadir]

38. Jesus moves to Malibu, which he owns, and develops a drinking problem

tied to turning too much water into wine.

[radwriter0555]

54. You've gone and done it again.. this truly, TRULY is the most brilliant

thread ever, EVER posted for entertainment on DU.

[radwriter0555]

55. "Bob Villa would have used decking screws"

Oh SHIT!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x818212#818279

[radwriter0555]

56. 22. "Look at that hat! Jesus could use a visit from the Queer Eye guys!"

damn you to hell for linking to this!

[sarge43]

59. You are a very, very bad person, radwriter 0555

:rofl:

[sarge43]

11. He's left hanging. n/t

[ForrestGump]

12. Things go badly, and then he gets

a little cross.

[underpants]

23. .

Ooomph! (takes standing 8 count)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x818212
Sorry I had to post the link.

[ForrestGump]

31. Excellent!!

:D

[Mad_Dem_X]

41. OMG - too funny!

I got tears running down my face reading those!

[madinmaryland]

14. It ends with Mel Gibson driving off the road drunk!

:silly:

[Deep13]

15. Rises from dead, sees shadow, 6 more weeks of winter.

[sarge43]

21. Ding, ding, ding.

We have a winner!

[Tyler Durden]

16. Coffee all over the keyboard...

CREEP!

[underpants]

22. I thought the book was much better

but that's just me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x818212

[krispos42]

60. I can't laugh anymore

I think I'm bleeding internally... DAMN I wish I had found the DU in time to post on that thread!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bossy Monkey]

50. Sorry about that; you can see if that dishwasher trick really works

(I would have replied hours ago, but when I was reading down the thread this afternoon, I thought yours was a reply to Deep13's most excellent one. Didn't realize that I still have the power of the spit take.:))

[peekaloo]

17. Rosebud was his sled.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

18. With thousands of frothing conservatives killing a liberal leader.

[zanne]

20. Everybody gets run over by a truck. nt

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

24. Like this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4P5YR8TKws

[underpants]

25. Inexplicitly English Bobbies show up and arrest everyone

:shrug: O8)

[Deep13]

26. What happened to their invisible horses?

[underpants]

28. The French guy said they already had one

something like that

[Deep13]

30. Silly English k'niggets.

[Deep13]

29. A moving moment when Christ looks to heaven from the cross and says...

..."You dirty rats! Top of the world, Ma!"

[begin_within]

33. The Jews win.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. With the empty tomb and resurrection

[sarge43]

37. Well, at least we're pretty sure Darth Vader wasn't his father n/t

[leftofthedial]

39. they totally nailed the ending

I hear

[Dukkha]

40. arrested for DUI

n/t

[LostinVA]

43. Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gatorade all over the damn place!!!!!

The SO just came home, and I told her... she said she needed that after her day!

[Bossy Monkey]

51. Amazing! Further proof of my spit take powers.

I guess the Alzheimer's hasn't progressed as far as I thought.:P

[displacedtexan]

44. Best. Original Post. Question. Ever.

I am so stealing it!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Bossy Monkey]

49. Thank you, thank you. Frankly, I've been more than a little stunned by the

response, as I'm usually just in here talking to myself. Which is a lot like real life, come to think of it.:D

[Ramsey]

45. Jesus shacks up with Mary Magdelene

Whoops, wrong movie.

I have not and will not see Gibson's movie, so I will remain guessing how it ends too. :evilgrin:

[sarge43]

46. On the DVD Special Features section

there's an alternate ending -- he dumps his girl friend and goes off into the Sahara Desert with this French dude.

[baldguy]

47. In South America, against the entire Bolivian Army.

[dback]

48. In all seriousness, the last shot is stunning

I don't like the film much, but it does have some powerful moments, shots, and sequences, and I remember almost audibly gasping at the very end shot before the credits rolled.

[Taverner]

52. Well he wins the mano y mano with Number Two

And they ferret him down to meet number one. It starts getting really surreal, but in the end he, Number Two, and this Harpo Marx-looking dude from the Western Episode are all on this flatbed truck, dancing around. The truck drops off Number Two at Parliament, Harpo at Hyde Park and Number Six at his apartment.

[El Fuego]

53. They win the million dollars

but then it gets blown all over the desert and gets stuck on the crosses.

[Hippo_Tron]

57. President Bush* vetoes an embryonic stem cell bill

Claims it's what Jesus would've wanted.

[Dangerously Amused]

58. In the end he gets all Arnold and is like,

..."I'll be back on Judgement Day."


So they were obviously setting up a sequel.


:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

61. The Apes took over the world, after man had blown up the

Statue of Liberty.

:silly: