What if all these "Renaissance" hotels were really like the Renaissance?

[KurtNYC]

- No indoor plumbing,
- Any literature not approved by the church would be considered heretical so if you said "yes" to having them deliver USA Today to your hotel room door you could get a visit from the Spanish Inquisition.
- The hotel's medical staff would use leeches and exorcism to cure you
- no black pepper or other spices in their restaurants since the silk road is cut off at Constantinople
- Your blackberry, iPod, etc would all be considered witchcraft
- entire staff would cower in fear during eclipses