The worst writing on the 'net, bar none:

[elehhhhna]

Found this while googling something else. The text of this website is inadvertently poetic. Okay, poeticish.

Enjoy!

http://wmshop.to.kg/index.php?n=5&id=998

Philosophy of Spain and Portugal

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. That's a honeypot, to bog down web-crawling e-mail harvesters

They get caught in an infinite, exponentially-expanding tree of nonsensical web pages. They're all dynamically created.

[elehhhhna]

2. Oooooh. I get it, THX.

[Heidi]

3. All your base are belong to us! (nt)