Who would win the "Lounge Irascibilty" contest

[eyepaddle]

I'm thinking about a round robin style of tournament here, so this is just the frst round, all y'all can feel free to submit other choices who will then be judged against the winner of the this one.

If you want in as a contestant you ether need a long track record of eloquent spleen, or you'd better crank out a masterpiece in a hurry. Remember, keep your topics "Lounge" and not GD, music, grammar/language and movies are excellent fodder for an irascible masterpiece.

So go get grumpy!


;)

[wildhorses]

1. what about Redstone? swag? Forrest Gump?

in other words you forgot the obligatory other? and don't forget the Robb is a dingbat category...that is what makes it an official DU Lounge poll...

[billyskank]

2. Hi wildhorses!

:hi:

[wildhorses]

11. hi ya billyskank

:hi:are you still on this side of the pond?:P

[billyskank]

16. Nope, back home now

Although my body seems to think I am still there x(

[wildhorses]

22. ahhhhhhh.....jetlag

worse this way than the other?:hug:

[billyskank]

27. Worse this way definitely

Travelling west seems relatively easy. All you have to do is stay up a bit later. :hug:

[eyepaddle]

5. Remember, this is just the first cut

There are WAY too many choices to squeeze into one poll!

There's lots 'o folks who can bring the rant--but who can bring the rantest? ;)

Are you angling for a slot in round two? :P

[wildhorses]

14. moi? angle??

meh....perhaps, if it still intrigues me:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

3. Rabrrrrrr should win this in a landslide

Fuckin' NYC art-scene jerkoff halfwit that he is. :D

[billyskank]

4. He has the years on you

Irascibility increases as senility approaches. It's a fact. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Margarine-swilling ballpoint-pen-using boatswain-fetishist. Shut up.

You wouldn't know a rant if Rosie O'Donnel sat on your head with her fat, flabby thighs flowing down over your ears like some unwashed yeast-laden Niagara Falls of disgusting cottage-cheese-shaped cellulite and laid down a lengthy opus of asparagus- and pork-fat-driven flatulance into your empty head and pointed out to you "That's a rant!"

:eyes:

[jpgray]

15. Bite my baggywrinkle

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

25. You spelled O'Donnell wrong.

:hide:

[eyepaddle]

8. maybe I should include samples of premium rant

I know you had a good one about starting a DU Group for self-importance or something similar, maybe I'll search it out or someone else can, it contained the line "the even more esoteric eom"

That was a good rant--don't sell yourself short.

If he still posted here Wat Tyler would be tough to beat. Just mention Rush (the band).

[jpgray]

17. Wat Tyler rules!

[eyepaddle]

24. Is anybody stil in touch with him?

I loved to watch him get workd up over prog rock--especially Rick Wakeman and Geddy Lee, I think he caught on to me fairly early though.

[eyepaddle]

18. Here's an excerpt

Let's start a "Pompous Condescension and Self-Affirming Indignation" Group

You fuckers post on such puerile and worthless topics, however, that the only conceivable member would be me. I'll need you crummy proles to sign on for the Group-forming boilerplate, though.


Short, but GOOD.

[jpgray]

19. I think I'm falling in love with myself all over again

:loveya:

[tigereye]

21. oh

:rofl:

[swag]

7. I don't recall having ever seen an angry jpgray post.

The fix is in.

[eyepaddle]

13. See this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2291242

[swag]

28. There I just think of him as being his usual good-natured asshole self,

typing with a big fucking smile on his face.

But I guess I can see why some would take that for anger.

[asthmaticeog]

9. *cough cough*

What the fucking fuck?

[eyepaddle]

10. I've got you pencilled in for round four

You'll need somebody serious to take you down a peg.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Well OK then.

*resumes contrarian posture*

[tigereye]

23. yeah, asth, you probably should be in there

[tigereye]

20. oh, Rabrrrr hands down

jp's not quite curmudgeonly enough....;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. The fact that you would open this up for debate and vote pisses me off

and simply proves that you have about as much worth to the human race as the boils on Michael Jackson's infantile penis have to the world of English Renaissance literature. The choice is so obviously clear, that to offer options only drives home the truth that the OP is an empty-headed vacuous pig-fucking moron blowhard with delusions of value, more prone to jack off to his own sophomoric and irrelevant words until he achieves a barely noticable climax with just the minutest of maggot-filled ejaculate oozing out of his to incontinent and permanently flaccid member like the gunk from a Los Angeles tar pit than Pamela Anderson is to show her boobs to whatever beer-drunk wife-beater wearing illiterate car-jockey shoves a filthy, grease-stained dollar into her disgusting whore-shorts.

[RevCheesehead]

29. OK, this rant I'll save for "The Best of Rabrrrrrr."

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

30. Fuck it, on to round two

Stay tuned, you grizzled old bastard--why don't you go chase some kids off your lawn?

[wildhorses]

31. I voted for jpgray....

just to piss off Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrr:evilgrin: