ZombieNixon
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:01 PM
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Soon the world shall be mine...will you be a survivor? |
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Tell me why I shouldn't obliterate you when I take over. I shall leave you to ponder good responses to this while I go watch the rerun of The Daily Show.
(Yeah, I'm feeling evil. :evilgrin:)
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:02 PM
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1. Would you obliterate me? |
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Edited on Fri Aug-04-06 10:07 PM by lelapin
:scared: I'm... um... a decent sandwich maker, an artist, and a damn good dancer. :P
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:08 PM
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5. Nah...you were good from the start. |
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Besides, I need a dance partner to make me sandwiches as I lord it over the huddled unwashed masses. :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:41 PM
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13. Dance whilst making said sandwiches? |
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That shall be a feat. Let us hope I am talented :)
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:02 PM
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15. Well, if you can pull that off, that would be great, |
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but sequential order would do just fine as well. :shrug:
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:12 PM
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I'm blonde. More than one thing at a time = huge accident waiting to happen.
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:26 PM
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22. Well, we'll take things slowly... |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:16 AM
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And while we're at it, can I be assured a postion in this new world order? O8) :hide:
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:32 AM
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:02 PM
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2. Because my cupcakes are moist and delicious |
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:09 PM
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6. Oh, geez, so it begins. |
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Mmm...OK fine. You get to live. }(
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:05 PM
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3. you couldn't obliterate us |
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we, the federal state of trailerparkia, do hereby throw off the yoke of your evil oppression.
by the holy mullet of william of cyrus, we shall have victory!!
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:16 PM
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7. Yeah, but I can turn Trailerparkia into a reservation. |
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And not the good kind either...:evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:07 PM
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I'm not gon' start I'm gonna work harder
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:16 PM
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8. You can be in charge of subjugating the masses |
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with random obscure lyrics. }(
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:19 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-04-06 10:20 PM by primate1
But is Destiny's Child really obscure?
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:29 PM
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:shrug:
The last time I turned on a commercial radio station was...well, never.
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:29 PM
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11. Likewise, but I still know them... |
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:39 PM
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Couldn't identify a song of their, though. :shrug:
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Fri Aug-04-06 10:42 PM
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14. Because I am so totally inconsequential |
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that you wouldn't even notice if you obliterated me. Likewise, you wouldn't notice if you didn't obliterate me. So why bother?
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:03 PM
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:06 PM
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17. Because my gorgeous baby girl would miss daddy |
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:08 PM
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I'm a sucker for animals. :eyes:
:P
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:14 PM
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:12 PM
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19. So that I let you keep your petty world rather than giving it CalPeg. |
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Don't start talking smack behind your boss's back. Just cause I went to the freezer for my bottle of Tequila doesn't mean I ain't watchin' you and your little earth realm.
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:27 PM
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23. I WILL SPEAK TO CALPEG DIRECTLY!!!! |
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NO DEALING WITH GO-BETWEENS!!! :grr:
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:31 PM
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24. Oh, it's like that. Well, we'll just see what she says, won't we? |
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:47 PM
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25. I could be some sort of messanger... |
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I'm good at running from cops and painting things really fast so I could be the Graffiti Czar and spread your messages through the world... all I'd need would be a Vespa.
Or I could farm soybeans... growing revolutions need lots food to grow up big and strong, don't they?
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:49 PM
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:51 PM
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27. WTF is an Imperial Page? |
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:55 PM
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AKA messenger, flunky in the service of the Empire. :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-04-06 11:58 PM
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29. Nah...I'm a freelance graffiti artist... |
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I'll write what you pay me to, but I'm not joining the empire and you can't make me. Na-na!!! You can't make me! Haha! So there!
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:01 AM
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30. Well, it's either that or be obliterated... |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:11 AM
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I know you are going to kill me... go ahead and shoot, coward!
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:19 AM
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34. I said *soon* the world *shall* be mine... |
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not *now* the world *is* mine...
You have yet more time to make a decision. :P
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:15 AM
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32. Why should you even think of obliterating? If you take over, shouldn't |
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you be appointing fellow DU'ers into important positions? I will be Corresponding Secretary.
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:20 AM
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35. OK, what are your qualifications? |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:25 AM
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36. Major PR training, various correspondence for many clients, & |
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intimate knowledge regarding the human condition.
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:33 AM
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:40 AM
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39. Let me know when I should report for doody. |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:42 AM
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40. Hehe...you said "doody." |
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Sat Aug-05-06 06:42 AM
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Edited on Sat Aug-05-06 06:43 AM by petersond
and the question isn't "why you shouldn't obliterate me"...the question is, Why shouldn't I obliterate you...:) Daily show rerun? With Danny Devito? If so, that was a good show.
on edit:grammar/spelling
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:26 AM
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Sat Aug-05-06 06:44 AM
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42. You might need me if you ever try to install Linux |
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:30 AM
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the New World Order will have to run on Linux servers to be truly evil. :evilgrin:
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Sat Aug-05-06 06:56 AM
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43. You need liberal women. |
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:hi: You can obliterate fundie women all you want, but you need females with sense. :P
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:32 AM
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You notice I'm letting everyone in this thread live...
but in the interests of formality, what are your qualifications...I mean, I already have a dance partner/sandwich maker. :shrug: :D
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Sat Aug-05-06 01:52 PM
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57. Hmmmm.... I'm well-educated, have a warped sense of humor, |
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and am really good at certain things. ;) Does that qualify me? If not, I can provide more detai. :hi:
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Sat Aug-05-06 01:55 PM
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58. So far, so good, but... |
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Sat Aug-05-06 02:06 PM
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Without risking expulsion from DU or getting your thread locked, let's just say....um....certain interpersonal activities. FUN interpersonal actvities. ;)
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Sat Aug-05-06 02:08 PM
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60. Yeah, I thought that might be it. |
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:spank:
Yeah, OK, you get to live. :P
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Sat Aug-05-06 02:19 PM
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Sat Aug-05-06 08:50 AM
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44. You won't have anyone to do Google searches for you |
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No one to keep "Herk" going long enough to get a personal cite in the Oxford English Dictionary
No one to worship Your Awesome Majesty
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:35 AM
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48. Well, I do need worshippers... |
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Just as long as you're not satin warshippers. :D
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:35 PM
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53. OK, would you settle for sateen whoopsters? n/t |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:37 PM
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54. I don't know what that is... |
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:39 PM
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55. I believe you will be amused. n/t |
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:38 AM
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49. You can practice your Norwegian with me. |
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As well as can be expected with someone who speaks, reads and writes Swedish.
Oh yeah- We can commiserate together about not having a vacation.
:7 :hi:
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:15 PM
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Sat Aug-05-06 11:50 AM
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50. I will clean the cat box |
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and scoop the ppo put of the yard.
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Sat Aug-05-06 12:16 PM
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52. Oh, you are so hired! |
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no one likes turd patrol.
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