Pregnant Women [Do children go in the rapture?]

[Submariner]

I was just over at Rapture Ready getting my Saturday night laugh-a-thon going and thought I'd share their latest tribulation; Pregnant Women; Do children go in the rapture? :rofl:

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=268331

However, it is disturbing that they live among us and breed. :hide:

[Writer]

1. Oh those confusing little technicalities...

:eyes:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Wow. These people are freaks.

They need to be stabbed in the face.
Duckie

[Generic Brad]

3. Only if they are baptized

I know this because my mother freaked when she realized my kid was never going to be forcefully baptized by my wife and me. "If she wants to be Christian, she can make that choice for herself when she's an adult," I told my mother. To which I received the scandalized reply, "But she won't be taken up in the rapture if you don't!".

And since the Vatican recently announced the unbaptized no longer go to limbo, I guess my whole family is going to hell. At least that's what my mother told me.

[haf216]

4. And what about the unborn???

Cant be baptized, so I guess their going to hell!?!

[ChoralScholar]

5. Nope. Mom goes up and drops the fetus like a hot potato. EOM

[deadparrot]

6. So, does that make Jesus a baby killer?

:o

[ChoralScholar]

9. I suppose so...

except for the fact that this whole discussion is pointless.

[Jara sang]

7. BwaaaaaaHAHAHAHA!

"By what I understand and believe - babies, whether born or unborn will be raptured. If the pregnant mother isn't saved (she won't be raptured) then she'll suddenly find her womb quite empty since the baby inside has been raptured"

[Scooter24]

8. LMAO

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

10. I guess they would have to be

After all, life is sacred from the moment of conception until the moment of birth according to the "Pro-life" faction.

[grace0418]

11. "i assume you are speaking of a pregnant lady..correct?"

The the hell kind of a question is that? I wasn't aware that men could get pregnant.