Summarize a REPUBLICAN in one sentence ....then let us guess who it is

[oberliner]

Here's mine:

An ex-athlete who thinks playing football somehow qualifies him to run for office in Pennsylvania.

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. Lynn Swan

Here's an easy one:
A scary-skinny blonde without a soul.

[NoPasaran]

2. Ann Coulter

Here's another:
He's on the ballot against his will.

[SeattleGirl]

4. Tom Delay

[Scooter24]

3. *

(this is too easy...lol)

[TroubleMan]

5. The Anti-Christ who actually ended up living in a 666 address.

nt.

[Liberalynn]

51. Ronald Reagan?

[TroubleMan]

59. Yep....check this out

http://home.mcn.net/~willfree/coincidence/reagan.htm

That's why a lot of people think Reagan was the antiChrist.

[Richard Steele]

6. Entered politics by answering a GOP 'candidate wanted' ad in the paper.

[Arkham House]

45. Tricky Dicky...

...in California in 1946...

[oberliner]

7. The press calls him a "moderate" even though he was an extreme RW mayor.

[TroubleMan]

8. Guiliani

With his jack-booted thug policy on policing.

[oberliner]

10. Correct!

[NoPasaran]

9. Benito Guiliani

As Jon Stewart used to call him

[Anarcho-Socialist]

11. Mine: He never seemed to recall anything

[oberliner]

12. Ronnie Raygun?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. Yes, very quick response

He did once refer to Princess Diana as "Princess David" so he at least remembered the princess part.

[u4ic]

16. Wonder if he asked

upChuck to dance at one of those galas? :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

14. Secretly lusts after box turtles.

[JohnKleeb]

15. John Cornyn

Here's mine, finds a way to bring football in to every speech.

[Literate Tar Heel]

17. Steve Largent? Lynn Swann? J.C. Watts?

[JohnKleeb]

20. Nope

George Allen.

[TroubleMan]

18. Thinks they speak Latin in Latin America

nt.

[oberliner]

22. Danny Potatoe Quayle?

[TroubleMan]

24. correct.

nt.

[jobycom]

30. That was actually a joke.

Quayle told that as a clear joke, but people started circulating it as a serious comment. It's a very old joke, and Quayle was just repeating it.

[Hand]

82. Dan Quayle nt

[idgiehkt]

19. purges voter roles while sticking her chest out and wearing hooker makeup.

[Richard Steele]

21. Ooh, OOH!!

[idgiehkt]

26. yes!

[baldguy]

42. Don't insult hookers like that!

[oberliner]

23. Part of his platform when running for prez was to abolish income tax

[Maestro]

29. Steve Forbes?

:shrug: I am not sure.

[jobycom]

31. Alan Keyes had that platform.

[oberliner]

39. thats who i was thinking of

[LeftyMom]

25. Believes the internet is not a dumptruck, but rather a series of tubes.

[Maestro]

27. Ted Stevens

Now I have to play. Wait a minute.

[Maestro]

28. Once railed against gambling then became a lobbyist for the

casinos. :eyes:

[NMMNG]

33. Ralph Reed?

[Maestro]

44. Bingo.

Good job.

[jobycom]

32. Bears a striking resemblance to Lab Assistant Beeker.

[Richard Steele]

34. Ok, so I know it's not either of THESE guys....

[jobycom]

36. Nope. I have a picture, but it would give it away. Hint--it's in the mouth

and the eyebrow movement. Not everyone sees it. I'll be surprised if someone gets it.

[jobycom]

48. Okay, so no one saw it. Here's a pic, tell me if you see the resemblance

[LeftyMom]

53. The mouth and lack of chin are right, but he has really small eyes

OTOH, his round glasses do suggest the shape of Beaker's eyes. I can see it.

[jobycom]

55. Yeah, it's the glasses

You have to see him talk, too. His head and his whole face move the same way. It's freaky. I never could watch him without laughing.

[petronius]

35. Ignorant, hateful, greedy, self-absorbed, untrustworthy... (nt)

[SeattleGirl]

37. All of them?

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. Has a breast fetish.

[NewJeffCT]

41. all of them?

Or, at least those connected with the Religious Reich

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. There was a specific one that I was thinking of...

One who stands out from all the others.

[NewJeffCT]

60. Dobson?

James Dobson?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

79. No...

[Bucky]

69. That Senator dude from Oregon. You know, What's his face.

Or maybe he was from Washington. But he was creepy.

[UrbScotty]

76. Packwood? (nt)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

80. No

[RFKHumphreyObama]

40. Voted against the first Gulf War but voted for the Second Gulf War

One of the senate class of 1980 who swept into power on the coattails of the Reagan Revolution

[UrbScotty]

66. Frank Murkowski? (nt)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

71. No, it was actually Charles Grassley

Murkowski voted for both wars. But that was a good guess:thumbsup:

[KatyMan]

43. Here's one:

*sshole.

oops, that's a bit too broad isn't it?

[DrDan]

46. ok - try this one

He/she is a greedy hypocrite with the morals of a snake - willing to sacrifice anyone if he/she sees a personal gain.

[Liberalynn]

52. Dumbya?

[Liberalynn]

54. self delete

delete

[LeftishBrit]

58. Could be a lot of people!

Cheney?

[NewJeffCT]

61. Isn't that about 75% of the Republicans out there?

So, I'll say Tom DeLay.

[Initech]

49. Held a huge party for his wife in Greece which featured a giant ice statue

of Michaelangelo's "David". Anatomically correct, of course!

[LeftishBrit]

50. Dennis Kozlowski

This one calls himself a socialist, but is really Bush's toy poodle.

[Liberalynn]

56. Multi-Ball

Often talks about himself in the third person, and has publicly shared a detail, that was too much information for some of us. ;)

Claims he is a "Democrat" but is really a Republican in disguise, who rarely reads a proposal by Dumbya he doesn't like or vote for.

The only thing that stinks out loud as bad as his politics, is his "acting" if you can call it that.

His given name sounds about as slimy as his personality is.

[Liberalynn]

77. There are actually four seperate individuals I am thinking of.

There is one sentence for each.

I think two of the individuals I am thinking of may be described else where on this thread.

[LeftishBrit]

86. I think the first one is Bob Dole

And the third one might be the Terminator.


This one got a promotion after being defeated for re-election in his state by a dead man.

[leftofthedial]

57. lying ignorant narcissistic piece of shit

oh wait. that's all of them.

[Broken_Hero]

62. Guess, guess....there are so many!...

This piece of work blames liberals for AIDS, and because of Liberals and their sin, good christians got AIDS.....

[UrbScotty]

63. US Senator from Connecticut (nt)

[Liberalynn]

75. Joe Lieberman

Republican in Democrat clothing?

[UrbScotty]

64. Billionaire who invested in Communist China as head of Amway (nt)

[mdmc]

65. This guy had a cameo on Seinfeld

high cholestrol...

[City Lights]

78. Rudy Ghouliani. eom

[mdmc]

85. lol

yup...

[sakabatou]

67. Earth, water, wind, fire and one person controls all to keep the world...

in balance.

Should be really easy.

[sendero]

68. How about one word..

... "toast" :)

[UrbScotty]

74. Many possibilities... Santorum or Lieberman? I'll say Santorum (nt)

[Bucky]

70. Lawyer turned actor, he's famous now for his "New York City" accent

hint: it ain't Fred Grandy

[Liberalynn]

73. Fred Thompson?

Who by the way has ruined Law and Order for me!

[NNadir]

72. This former "ace" fighter pilot is serving 8 years in the Federal

Pententary in Taft California in a cell considerably smaller than the 7,600 sq ft house that he purchased with contractor bribes.

[Hand]

83. Duke Cunningham nt

[BreweryYardRat]

81. Frothing false-religious lunatic reviled by anyone with sense...

...and even some other Republicans!

[Maestro]

84. Where to begin?

Falwell, Robertson, John Hagee, Benny Hinn, Robert Tilton, James Dobson, :shrug:

[6000eliot]

87. Stood in judgment of Clinton for getting a blow job

from an employee, all the while he was getting blow jobs from one of his employees.

[SofaKingLiberal]

88. .