Channeling Dear Abby

[MoseyWalker]

Dear Fake Abby:

I have a difficult decision to make.

I have someone who loves me, and has stuck with me through thick and thin. Currently out of town though!

I have someone who doesn't much give a damn about me or anyone else, but who wants to, well, you know.

What should I do?

I'm leaning towards getting on a bus for Florida or just running down the streets nekkid. Would either of those be a good choice?

Please help.

Signed,

Brainless in 'Bama

edit to say I was just kidding, and was hopeful for some humorous responses. Never mind!

[rug]

1. Dear Brainless, dear brainless,

You have no complaint.
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.

So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.

Signed,
Dear Abby