I should be cleaning my room. Ask me anything.

[ZombieNixon]

:P

[Deja Q]

1. You used to say "we're" all the time. Why singular tense now?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

3. I...

have no idea what you're talking about. :shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

2. why aren't you

cleaning your room?

[ZombieNixon]

4. Why do you have 666 posts?

Satan. :P

I'm not cleaning my room because...well, I have no good reason, I just don't want to. :P

[MoseyWalker]

7. Unholy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for pointing that out!

Maybe I'll go and shave my head to look for questionable heiroglyphical looking numbers now!

See ya!

Oh, questions.

Why is it harder to remember why I walked into a room for some reason than it used to be?

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Premature alzheimers?

That's why my mom thinks she called my dad by the cat's name yesterday. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. What's in your room?

Ex: mine has too many books, pencils, and lots of empty bottles of water.

[ZombieNixon]

8. Umm...

an assload of computer cables, stacks of CDs, a guitar, a sword, a shield, a packed backpack and dufflebag...couple of art books on the floor, the rest of all my books are on shelves.

It's really not all that messy, except the closet is kind of hellish. :D

:hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

11. Alright then...

In the spirit of helping you to procrastinate even further, I'm going to make you read mindless commentary on your room.

I'm impressed with the art books :D And the sword? Hell yes. CDs awesome. And hellish closets I understand. Compie cables... well, every guy I've ever known and/or dated had those all over the place, so :thumbsup: :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

12. The sword is freakin' awesome!

I once cut a gash in the ceiling and broke my glass light cover with it. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

13. Way to go!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

14. It's things like that that *should* teach you not to play with weapons in

the house...


...but don't. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

15. Where'd you get your sword?

I would like to get one... but don't tell my mother.

[ZombieNixon]

16. Umm...*thinking* *thinking*

Oh, yeah, there's a pretty cool knives/swords/sharp pointy things store in the mall here. I got it there. I'm friends with the owner so I got for cheaper than listed. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

17. Connections...

Always a good thing. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

18. Yep...

and then point out defects (real or imaginary ;)) in the product to haggle the price down further. }(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

22. OK

I'll stop hijacking your thread. :P :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

23. Oh, you're free to continue if you so wish.

:D :hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

37. K...

What's up? :P

[ZombieNixon]

39. I just pwn3d my animation engine.

It's not all jerky as fuck anymore and looks good.

(I have a :nerd: smiley that I need to upload and put here) :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

41. Definetly

You appear to be pwning your animation engine frequently nowadays... and the more smilies the better. And... I love nerds ;)

[ZombieNixon]

42. Awesome.

Just like the picture you drew for CalPeg. :P ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

44. Ha!

Well, when you're bored and watching a UFO special, I guess shit happens...

[ZombieNixon]

45. You should upload that to your DevArt page.

It's just that talented. :hide: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

56. Hell yes it is!

}( :headbang:

[ZombieNixon]

60. The start of a long and promising career, methinks.

}(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

63. Oh, verily...

And supposedly you know some stuff about Writer? (Has to do with the thread about Writer)... ;)

[ZombieNixon]

64. I know some stuff about a lot of people.

My brain stores random snippets of information for future use, but it eats them up in they're not used in time.

My brain is like a carnivorous refrigerator. :crazy:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

68. "My brain is like a carnivorous refridgerator..."

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

70. There's more where that came from.

Well, maybe...my brain might have eaten any other potential funnies. :shrug: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

75. Soooo....

Have we cleaned our room at all since this whole thing commenced? :P

[ZombieNixon]

76. *looks around*

Eh...no.

I'm having much more fun here, though. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

77. But of course!

I didn't know the MEANING of the word "addict" until my mother finally convinced me to join this.

[ZombieNixon]

82. Oh, and look at that, it's dinner time.

(We're eating dinner at 9 PM, :wtf:) Looks like the room's gonna hafta wait another day. :rofl:

Gotta go! hug:

[Writer]

48. A sword and shield...

You don't happen to fight other men to the death when, upon a strike of lightening, you gain their life power... do you?

[ZombieNixon]

51. Uhh...no one was supposed to know that.

:think: :yoiks:

[Writer]

55. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'll be more discreet next time. :hide:

[querelle]

6. Get Off The Effin Computer..........

.........and clean your room!

Sheesh........Kids these days.

Q

[ZombieNixon]

9. No. I refuse.

:P

[Mutley]

19. When do you go back to school?

(Did I already ask you that recently?) :shrug:

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

20. September 1.

I can't wait to get the hell out of here.

(And, no, no you didn't)

:hi:

[Mutley]

21. Woohoo!

It's comin' up. :woohoo:

(Good. I couldna remember.)

[MiniMandaRuth]

24. Why the hell am I so bored?

[ZombieNixon]

25. Because some things are just meant to be.

:shrug:

Blast some obnoxious music really loud. That ought to provide temporary entertainment. :evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

26. I'm not THAT bored.

Yet. :evilgrin: Get to cleaning your room. Probably something growing in there or something like that. You know. Mold. Mushrooms. New strains of the bubonic plague.

[ZombieNixon]

28. Send the weapons inpectors!!

:o

[Skittles]

27. cleaning your room?

WTF - are you 10?

[ZombieNixon]

29. No, I'm 19,

but I have to move out of my parent's house before the end of college or I won't be able to live with myself...which means packing up my stuff...which means cleaning my room. :)

[Skittles]

47. DAMN ZOMBIE

YOU ARE A BABY

[ZombieNixon]

50. Hey, my dad's 54

and his office is just hell on earth in terms of mess! :P

[Skittles]

65. hey

when I was 19 my dad was 40. Yup. :)

[ZombieNixon]

67. My parents are oldsters.

:D

[reyd reid reed]

30. What's the single thing about cleaning your room that you hate the most?

I mean, just absolutely hate.

[ZombieNixon]

31. The realization that entropic decay is a constant of the universe.

x(

I really hate the laws of nature. :banghead:

[reyd reid reed]

32. Well, I was thinking more along the lines of hospital corners or

sweeping behind the closet door...

But that works too.

Now...get crackin', young man. You think all that shit's gonna get up and put itself away? You'd better think again. Having a clean room never killed anybody, y'know...besides, you want the spiders to get in there? All that stuff you've got laying around, you'll never know that they're even there....


There.

My work here is done.

Is yours?

[ZombieNixon]

33. I'm more of a "big picture" person.

:D

And no, my work isn't done...but my laundry is, which is a plus. :)

[reyd reid reed]

34. Hey...that's a start.

I've got a pile of it that you can work on if you get bored...

[ZombieNixon]

35. Nah, it's OK...I've got work to do...problems to solve...

Thanks for offering, though. :P

[reyd reid reed]

36. Hey...I'm just a generous kind of soul...

Always willing to do my part and share...

[Book Lover]

38. Well, why aren't you cleaning your room?

Oh, I do love being a mother!

[ZombieNixon]

40. Because I'm being distracted by people on DU.

:P

[Book Lover]

43. Well, young man

Shut your computer down and get to cleaning! They'll all be there when you're done.

(Thanks for letting me practice. Little BookLover isn't at the age where I can nag her to clean her room yet :-) )

[ZombieNixon]

46. But MAAAAWWWWWMMMMM!!!! I don't WANT to!!!

(you're welcome ;)

[Book Lover]

49. ZombieNixon, don't want to hear it

Get to it, and that's all.

(At this point, I leave the room purposefully, then stop about 5 feet away, listening for sounds of sulking and hoping for sounds of cleaning...)

Oh, I bet it won't be this fun in real life!

[ZombieNixon]

52. *holds breath*

:P

[Book Lover]

53. If you pass out, make sure you're on your bed!

Because I'm not driving you to the hospital!

[ZombieNixon]

54. *sounds of choking*

::gasps::

[Book Lover]

57. I know you're faking it.

You were holding your breath, and now you're choking? You should have flopped onto the floor, loudly: that I would have bought.

(Still, I nervously peek around the corner on the off chance that you actually are in trouble...)

[ZombieNixon]

58. *eerie silence*

[Book Lover]

59. *tapping foot nervously*

*waiting twenty seconds, then will slowly peek into room*

[ZombieNixon]

61. *yet more silence*

*lies spreadeagled on bed*

[Book Lover]

62. If your mouth isn't blue, I'll sell you to the zoo!

You know, you could be halfway done with your room by now. Gee, I guess we won't be able to <insert favorite bribe here> now that it's getting late...

[ZombieNixon]

66. YAY!! The zoo!!

:woohoo:

[Book Lover]

69. That's it young man!

Clean this room up now!

*storms out, but is secretly relieved her progeny is still breathing*

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

71. *sits in huff, knowing mother won't return for a few minutes*

:D

[Book Lover]

72. *** ten minutes later ***

Mother walks into room, hands on hips, as if nothing happened.

So, how's the cleaning going?

[ZombieNixon]

73. *jumps*

Uhh...I'm doing it. *hurriedly shoves a book onto shelf*

[Book Lover]

74. *lips pursed, satisfied nod*

Alright hon. Good job.

*Goes into kitchen to make some nice reward* (at least in my Italian household that's what we'd do)

[Haole Girl]

78. Is your room clean yet?

[ZombieNixon]

80. Hell no!

:rofl:

That's a great smiley, BTW.

[RevolutionaryActs]

79. What if i don't want to ask you anything?

What then? Huh, huh? :P

[ZombieNixon]

81. But you just did ask me something.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

84. Yeah, but you didn't answer me. So it doesn't count.

:P

[MoseyWalker]

83. what's a room, and

why clean it?

[UrbScotty]

85. After you're done with that... Want to clean the House?

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