I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Somebody offer me a job.

[Pale Blue Dot]

It's the end of my 2006 vacations today, and now I have to go back to my regular job as a Chinese Water Torture Receptor, i.e. Retail Manager. I hate it, but I'm good at it. I've been seeing a career counselor and so far I've learned a lot from him: mainly that if someone were standing on the moon right now, they could clearly see that my personality type is all wrong for retail management.

I want to talk about progressive politics all day. Or do something in the arts. Or ANYTHING in which I feel like I'm doing something of benefit to mankind.

Anyone got anything like that?

[rug]

1. You can get per diem with Lieberman.

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Yeah, but after Tuesday I'd have to start looking again.

:D

[pagerbear]

3. There's an opening at the pagerpad for a houseboy

A scantily-clad houseboy.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. I've already got a job like that.

It doesn't pay very well, but I like the benefits. :D

[MoseyWalker]

4. Maybe you can have mine

I called and told them I wouldn't be in until Thursday.

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. Ok, I have 3 days to convince them to replace you.

Cool!

[Robb]

5. I'm hiring a toady

How's your sycophancy? :D

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. It's OK right now, but I know that just being around your aura

will bring out the very best in me.

That's a very nice outfit you're wearing, sir.

[Robb]

9. Good instincts. You're going places. n/t

[graywarrior]

10. I found some interesting gigs on craigslist.org

Just a suggestion.

Retail blows.