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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-06-06 08:40 PM
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When was the last time you talked to a deer on the phone?
(I JUST CAN'T HELP IT) Don't hold it against me, please!

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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-06-06 09:02 PM
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1. Not even if I said your body was beautiful??
ha ha.
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-06-06 09:43 PM
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2. Don't put me on the hood of your car
just because I'm beautiful!

hee hee!

:)
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momophile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:09 PM
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3. I'm pretty certain that I have never talked to a deer on the
phone.

I'm not positive, though. Could be hard to tell. If the deer sounded just like a human, that is. Otherwise, it might just be hard to tell just what the hell kind of grunting animal you were talking to.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:13 PM
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4. I don't like talking on the phone.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:15 PM
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5. would have to be a pretty small deer to stand on my phone, so I'd
Edited on Mon Aug-07-06 11:16 PM by qnr
have to say "never"
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:35 PM
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6. The last personal interaction I had with a deer was only because...
the fucker ran into my Jeep. Nope, I didn't hit the deer. The deer hit me.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-07-06 11:42 PM
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7. I spoke to a deer last night, but he was only on the sidewalk.
ANd he didn't talk back. Just sort of snorted and bounced away.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:29 AM
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9. A few weeks ago, a deer ran down the sidewalk in front of my house...
So close to my youngest kid, he could've reached out and touched it.

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buzzard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-08-06 01:22 AM
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8. Check out this 911 deer call it is hilarious.
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