Make up something nice about a DUer

[jpgray]

mark414 can cure the sick.

[progmom]

1. let's see...

jpgray is the head of doctors without borders.

[sundog]

2. jpgray has taught me many things about posting

see

[dolo amber]

3. whoisalhedges is anti-matter

[asthmaticeog]

4. tuvor invented the iron lung.

[GirlinContempt]

5. HEyHEY's blood cures polio.

[HEyHEY]

6. Girl in contempt doesn't kick puppies anymore

[GirlinContempt]

8. That's a boldfaced lie

[SOteric]

7. matcom had an unhappy childhood.

Many's the night he's spent tied up in a burlap sack in the cellar after a thorough beating.

It doesn't make up for his childhood, though.

[SOteric]

9. Hedges boobs don't sweat.

[SOteric]

12. Yvr Girl can explain string theory,

using silly putty, 2 matchbooks and a tin of silly string.

[SOteric]

15. supernova seduced Tommy Lee into naming a rock group after her.

[supernova]

16. ..

:rolf: :rofl:

It was the piercings I fell for... and the tongue... :P

[supernova]

10. Rabrrrrrr goes to bed with his blankie every night

[supernova]

11. SOteric goes incognito

to the skyway diner for their blueplate special.

[SOteric]

13. D'oh!

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. If by "blankie" you mean "the severed head of carol channing", then yes.

I do.

:rofl:

[redwitch]

14. CaliforniaPeggy never, ever swears

She is truly a saint. O8)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. A saint I ain't!

Thanks anyway!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

17. NewWavechick1981 can make any man turn to jelly with a wink of her eye

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Sounds like a superpower to me...

:hi: :*

;)

[Tyler Durden]

37. LOOK!! RUNNING ACROSS THE YARD....

It's a BIRD, it's a PLANE...

IT'S NEWWAVECHICK wearing nothing but an open robe!

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: Good morning to you too! :P

[Tyler Durden]

39. I worship the yard you run across...

...so I can peek up your robe.

[NewWaveChick1981]

41. Damn! Was that you? I thought Mr. FReeper was at it again...

:P :* As long as it's a godless librul instead of that fundie, I'm fine with it.

:D

[Tyler Durden]

42. I got all wet with the dew...

Lying on my back in the grass.

Worth it, though.

[RetroLounge]

19. Lizziegrace was the inspiration for Pretty Woman

(without the little part about being a hooker)

:D

RL

[lizziegrace]

33. *cough*

Excuse me? I had to make a living before I was discovered. And I was a damn good...inspiration. :evilgrin:

Thanks RL. :hug:

[RetroLounge]

20. RevCheeseHead invented compassion

:loveya:

RL

[RetroLounge]

21. Swimboy invented water so he could swim in it...

He also invented the Speedo.

RL

[Merrick]

27. -

[RetroLounge]

22. GirlinContempt wrote the ultimate thesis

on the benefits of capitalism...

and she wrote War and Peace, also.

RL

[GirlinContempt]

24. HEY

that's not NICE

[RetroLounge]

26. It turned out to be a veiled damnation

of all things money.

and was adopted by the entire eastern bloc.

RL

[GirlinContempt]

29. Oh, ok

[GirlinContempt]

23. RetroLounge gives millions to people on their birthdays

[RetroLounge]

25. California Peggy's smile makes flowers grow

:hug:

RL

[NMDemDist2]

31. that's not made up, that's the truth!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. My dear RetroLounge........

That has to be the sweetest thing anyone has ever made up about me, ever!

Your poetry threads are the reason the sun shines in my life.......

:hug:

[Merrick]

28. RetroLounge's breath never killed anybody

at least not right away... that anyone knows of.

[RetroLounge]

30. NewWavechick1981 give men the shivers

in a good way....

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. RL!

The shivers? Why, thank you... :* :loveya:

[NMMNG]

34. Jamastiene is utterly irresistible to women everywhere

:9

[Jamastiene]

43. Hmm. I sure wish that was true.

Imagine the possibilities...

Awww, thank you. :hug: :loveya:

[Susang]

44. Dolo Amber really is made out of Amber

It's true! :D