I still need a DU arch nemesis

[jpgray]

None of you are good enough.

[HEyHEY]

1. You're on motha fucka!

[jpgray]

2. This will never work

"Who's jpgray's arch nemesis?"
"The guy with adorable polar bear cubs in his sig"

But so far you're the front runner.

[ZombieNixon]

3. The polar bear cubs are just a front.

They're also filled with cocaine. :eyes: :P

[idgiehkt]

4. wait

what if they ARE cocaine. Like in "Traffic"...

[martymar64]

11. What's worse is he wipes his butt with those cute lil cubs!

Take that!

[GirlinContempt]

5. I'd do it

but I'm on too many lists already :D

[EstimatedProphet]

6. BEHOLD YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS!

COWER IN FEAR, LITTLE ONE! I AM THE SUM OF ALL YOU FIND TERRIFYING! I WILL DESTROY YOU UTTERLY!

[bicentennial_baby]

7. I'll apply for the position

:D

[Bunny]

8. What is the starting salary?

And do you provide benefits?

[jpgray]

9. Enemies with benefits is a situation I hope never to be in

:P

[Bunny]

10. *snort*

Enemies with benefits - I sometimes feel that way about my ex, but I guess that's really TMI, isn't it?




:rofl:

[SOteric]

12. You Boris. We Godunov.

[El Fuego]

13. You need a foil of endless guile who is spectacularly cunning

SOMEONE WHOSE OBSESSION WITH VENGEANCE BORDERS ON BLOODLUST.

SOMEONE WITH THE RUTHLESSNESS OF COLONEL KLINK.

SOMEONE LIKE

El Fuego
:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

:nuke:

[jpgray]

15. Someone possessed of a shift key?

:P

[El Fuego]

25. YES.

And the ability to use obnoxious and wholly inappropriate font sizes at will.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Yeah, well fuck you.

B***** C***

[jpgray]

18. Bitchy cunt?

Should've thought of that during the name-change amnesty.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. You've used the forbidden word!

[jpgray]

21. I think the admins should award me a propeller beanie

Unless Irvine Welsh joins the site, I think I've used it more than anyone else. (Never called anyone one, but I think having "banned words" is silly)

[Jara sang]

16. How about me? I'll lob curse words at you, if you want.

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. Ignored.

[jpgray]

23. You -LIE!-

And that's good in a nemesis, I hear.

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. Deleted message.

[XNASA]

20. I submit this image for your approval.

You inert ladyfinger.

[jpgray]

22. The eyes follow you

And so do the flies, I hear.

[Gormy Cuss]

26. Pick me.

You won't be disappointed. I'll dog you in every thread. No matter what you post, I'll call bullshit.


Nah, too much work.