What are you going to name your next band?

[swag]

I think I'll call my next band The Barnyard Teats.

[Lautremont]

1. Dromedary.

Always has been my next band name, always will be.

[Squeech]

2. Eggplant Darling

or maybe the Tricky Assistants

[stellanoir]

52. In truth it should be

"the ripoff artists" Kidding of course. But I may just have to rat you out to the story lady and raymo. :)

[WilliamPitt]

3. Cat Butt

The first album: "Journey to the Center of the Cat Butt"

[swag]

12. Good choice.

It must be pointed out that there was a very good band called Cat Butt in the late 80s Seattle Scene. They even had a tune on the seminal (blush!) Subpop 200 compilations. Maybe you can join up with them.

http://www.subpop.com/history/catbutt/backlash.html



I should also point out that there has probably already been a band called The Barnyard Teats.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. "The Voices In My Head"

Or for something with less of a lame joke: "The Fuck You" would be fun.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Skip and the Rubber Duckies.

Duh! :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

6. Sorry About Your Daughter

Wait, that's already taken.

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/sryaboutyourdaughter/bios.html

:D

[smtpgirl]

29. Oh yeah,

worked with one of the guitarists that played with Sorry About your Daughter.

We worked at UPS together

[smtpgirl]

30. Oh yeah,

worked with one of the guitarists that played with Sorry About your Daughter.

We worked at UPS together
If I remember, his name was Jeff Aug


Sorry about your daughter - Aquarium Center (1995)
Condescending you
Patrick
Troll
Zoe
Spring of discontent
Follow through, lie
You gave up
Trends
Broken
Unimportant
Riding the short bus
Comfortable
in the breezeway
Beaten



Jeff on the left

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Lez Be In

[swag]

17. Them sounds good.

Tangentially speaking, my friend Dr. Wendi Sloan gifted me with a Lesbians on Ecstasy disc a couple birthdays ago. It is a glory.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I shall check out "Lesbians on Ecstacy"

That's a really good band name. In my experience, being a lesbian on ecstacy is awesome, so it naturally makes a good band name.

[swag]

27. That's what Dr. Sloan thinks.

[WeRQ4U]

8. "Army Amusement Park"

But, it depends on what kind of band I have. That would be for Rock.

Country - "Duster Bunnies"

Speed Metal - "Puke"

Gospel - Boycott Sin

[Floogeldy]

9. Mediocre Bongo

[Schema Thing]

10. Local Honey & the Allergens

[progmom]

11. Eponymouse

:bounce:

[Ivan Sputnik]

13. Digital Dan and the Ringtones

You can create a band here:

http://www.createbands.com/

[XemaSab]

14. The Dick Nixon Revival

punk, of course

[Ptah]

15. Ptah's Big One!

.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Puppet Lips

We'll all be dressing kind of like this and wearing signs...

[Literate Tar Heel]

18. just had a discussion about this actually

my most recent fictional band name is Amy's Parade of Profanity ... an old idea I had was a reggae band named The Barry Manilow Cover Band

[tuvor]

19. Buckingham Phallus. Or Bloody Holly.

[LeftyMom]

21. Sue Burbia and the Starter Castles nt

[leftofthedial]

22. The Reagans

It will be a horror rock band, with really stupid songs. And drool.

[Tikki]

23. Spill Over..........n/t

[Robeson]

24. The Fading Liebermans....

...:D

[Susang]

25. License Plate Zero

}(

[smtpgirl]

26. My band

will be the Frenetic Farts

[spacelady]

28. I Don't Know.

[swag]

31. Keeping with the teat theme, the Teatmongers.

[bridgit]

32. Piteous Woe, we will sing songs of failed love & revolutions while...

extolling the should-be proletariat virtues of banana creme frappuccinos; every song as woefully, piteously off key as Klingon hip-hop x( :thumbsup:

[struggle4progress]

33. Banned By Demand

[Mojambo]

34. Fascist Tits! n/t

[Wetzelbill]

35. Community Food Bank

:)

[gr8dane_daddy]

36. Dick Cheney and the Happy Trigger Birdie Killers

[blondeatlast]

37. Mustn't Twitch.

Samamntha Stevens' oft-repeated warning to Tabitha. I always thought it was the perfect name for a band.

[mainegreen]

38. Torn apart by dingos.

For real.

[Fox Mulder]

39. Dingos Ate My Kitty

[Deep13]

40. "Hannity and the Ass Suckers"

[peekaloo]

41. Painful Rectal Itch

[datasuspect]

42. jesus blood cult

or effexor (with umlauts over the vowels)

[MissMillie]

43. Your Name Here

Just like all those catalogues that have personalized items for sale, and they show the item w/ "Your Name Here" on it.

[XNASA]

44. Nine Inch Tent

That one's for you, Richardo. :thumbsup:

[swag]

56. Named it after the singer of the Asshat Combine?

[XNASA]

58. No. That would be 'Twelve Inch Tent'.

;)

[johnnie]

67. The singer is

Spent Razor

[Richardo]

71. .

:D:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

45. Benito + the Bluegrass Fascists

nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

46. Well, in the 80s, my band was going to be called New Wave

Chicks in Bondage. :P Since I can't sing and I don't really know any musicians personally (except, of course, for RetroLounge and Forrest Gump :P ), that was just a pipe dream. :) My new band, though, will be named Naughty Girls in Bondage. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[elehhhhna]

47. Cutiepotomus

[B3Nut]

48. A band name I jokingly came up with recently was

Masonic Jihad....and the first album could be called Fezbollah. :D

It's just so deliciously incongruous, and could denote a peaceful organization waging war on poverty and illness by helping their fellow man, and selling Vidalia onions (mmmmmmm I love those) :D

I know, I'm sick. Maybe I've been listening to too much Frank Zappa lately... ;) And I'm the offspring of Shriners (fine fine people, they are.) My late grandfather oversaw the crippled childrens' program in Michigan for many years.

Waging peace...what an idea. At least we can dream...

Todd in Beerbratistan

[jane_pippin]

49. I'm going solo and my name will be "Georgia Junk"

:thumbsup:

[RedStateShame]

50. Thought He Could Fly

based on the standard acid urban legend.

[Throd]

51. The Reacharounds

[jpgray]

53. Aural Sex

[tigereye]

54. the Hags

The Crones.

or Tired Old Parents. :evilgrin:

[Throd]

68. They were a Long Beach/OC band

They could have gone somewhere had the singer not overdosed

[tigereye]

70. well, my version would involve old punk moms...

(pretty unlikely to overdose on anything other than too many (soy) lattes.) ;)

[swag]

55. A close personal friend who is too shy to post is going to name her band

Vaginal Blood Fart

[dolo amber]

57. Oooh...close and personal

I feel validated. :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

59. Hmmmm, lets see

Kitty Spit

Gynalotrimon Kitties

Oasis

RL

[Coonce-Ewing]

60. I will call it

Blue Collar Anarchy

[swag]

61. Welcome to DU, brewman.

Coonce-Ewing would also make a fine band name.

[MrSlayer]

62. The Sellouts.

Or Tremendous Goose.

[Mad_Dem_X]

63. My husband and I both have imaginary bands:

His is Tornado of Barbituates, and mine is Spent Lemon.
:headbang:

[MountainLaurel]

64. Cold Wet Nose n/t

[martymar64]

65. Randy Skank and the Tuna Melts

n/t

[Gatchaman]

66. Stratterjerry or Fellowatio

[KamaAina]

69. Man, This Band Sucks

it should; its putative leader was dropped from fourth grade band after a matter of weeks, due to a congenital talent deficiency :P