How is it possible...

[reyd reid reed]

That someone with my sweet, innocent, demure, chaste and pure demeanor....


O8)




Can feel so Naughty?

:evilgrin:




:dilemma:

[miss_american_pie]

1. I don't know

but I have the same exact problem. Let me know when you figure it out. :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

5. It's puzzling, isn't it?

It must just be our nature or something.

Someone oughta do a study.

[miss_american_pie]

8. Yes they should

Maybe they could find a cure. :D

[reyd reid reed]

11. Only if the cure

Is about 6'2", 180 lbs, tall, dark and handsome...

And Hot.

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

14. Oh honey

now you're speaking my language. Does he have a brother? :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

24. Heh

When I find one, I'll ask...

The problem is finding one...

*sigh*

[RetroLounge]

84. How about 5'10", 170 lbs?

:evilgrin:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

94. Oh, that'll work.

That'll work quite nicely.

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

102. ...

:D

RL

[kay1864]

35. Yes, someone oughta do a study!

You know, of course, that a well-designed study requires repeat data.

For, er, optimum results.

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. Using a variety of methods for validation.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

44. For scientific purposes, of course.

:evilgrin:

[kay1864]

47. Let's hear it for the...

advancement of science! :bounce:
















And ya know, it doesn't have to be controlled conditions...

[reyd reid reed]

54. And you know,

the study of biology IS a perfectly legitimate discipline...








and a little out-of-control discipline never hurt anybody, after all

[kay1864]

56. And we're VERY disciplined here in the Lounge...

:spank:

[reyd reid reed]

68. Never, ever underestimate

the importance of discipline

[reyd reid reed]

41. That's the only way that I can think of

to validate the....ummmm....findings.

[kay1864]

48. Plus you have to be sure you reach the right

conclusions...

[reyd reid reed]

90. It's not always the conclusion that counts...

But how you arrive at it...

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

2. Me too.

Except the chaste and pure part.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

7. But the innocence stands, huh?

Of course it does.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

12. Yes, of course it does.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. :7

[reyd reid reed]

19. I knew I could count on you

to make Perfect sense.

[Mutley]

23. Always.

;)

[Haole Girl]

3. Is this a sex thread?

;-)

[reyd reid reed]

9. Only if I'm lucky

Lately though, luck hasn't been on my side...

[LaurenG]

4. HORMONES

just sayin:D

[billyskank]

6. Good call, although I always leaned more towards Socrates

:loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

15. But without those little buggers...

Where would we be?

Well...except for calmer. More relaxed. Less stressed. Less....





Naughty.

[Joe Fields]

10. We all have a "little bit o' the devil" in us!

[reyd reid reed]

16. True

Now I just need to figure out whether it's a good thing....or not.

[Joe Fields]

18. I certainly could not answer that question.

We are very complex souls, aren't we?

[reyd reid reed]

22. We are..

But that's what makes life so interesting.

[GalleryGod]

13. No. Clue.

[reyd reid reed]

20. And I'm sure they're all chaste and pure, too

I mean...being athletes and all.

[jobycom]

17. I always thought you were sweet, innocent, demure, chaste and pure

Wait... Let me look those words up and see if they mean what I think they mean...

[reyd reid reed]

21. LOL!

:rofl:

Of course they do.



(Let me know when you find out)

[jobycom]

25. Just found out!

:blush: I didn't know this was THAT kind of thread!

[reyd reid reed]

28. Now, innocent soul that I am

Would I even dream of doing something so naughty?

Wait...

Hmmmmm...

[jobycom]

29. Hmmm, what do you dream about, then?

I'd bet at least SOME of them are naughty...

[reyd reid reed]

33. *ahem*

Now...whatever gave you that idea...

[jobycom]

34. A little bird told me?

Or just a long history of posts with words I had to look up... (where's the innocent little me smilie...)

[reyd reid reed]

39. Innocent, huh?

Between the two of us, we're just a couple of angels, aren't we?

O8)

[jobycom]

45. I think we are!

I'll show you my wings if you show me yours. O8)

[reyd reid reed]

49. Wait a minute...

Lemme go check the closet and make sure they're still there and that the moths haven't gotten to 'em...

[jobycom]

50. That's okay

I wouldn't really be looking for wings, anyway.

[reyd reid reed]

53. No?

What would you be looking for then? Oh! I know! You'd want me to show you my...sparkling wit?

[jobycom]

57. Yeah, I think... (pulling out dictionary again...)

... No, wit doesn't seem to be the right noun, though sparkling could be intriguing....

[reyd reid reed]

70. Not wit, huh?

My wit ain't the only thing that sparkles, y'know...

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

71. No, I don't know

But I'm willing to find out! And I do have a very sharp imagination until then! O8)

[reyd reid reed]

74. LOL!

I'll just bet you do. Question is, can it keep up with mine?

[jobycom]

78. Never

met anyone who could keep up with mine... imagination, I meant... mainly.

[reyd reid reed]

80. Uh huh

That's only because you haven't met me.

[lizziegrace]

81. ha!

:popcorn:

[reyd reid reed]

83. ...

O8)

[jobycom]

88. .

I need a watchyulukinatwillis smilie..

[jobycom]

87. A good argument

But it fails to convince me. You'll have to prove it, I suppose.

[reyd reid reed]

89. Ooooooh...

Do I detect a.....challenge?

[jobycom]

95. I look at more of as a...

invitation.

[reyd reid reed]

96. Ahhhhh....a very fine distinction, but a distinction nonetheless...

See...it was the 'convinced' and 'prove' that had me fooled.

[jobycom]

97. You must change your paradigm

You are too competitive. Think in terms of mutual enhancenment rather than exclusive comparability.

[reyd reid reed]

98. Me? Competitive?

Li'l ol' me?

Well...ummmm...maybe just a teeeeeeeensy bit. Sometimes. Every once in a while. On occasion.

But...being competitive doesn't necessarily preclude mutual enhancement...on occasion, a little aggression can be the determining factor.

Then there's always the sweet, gentle, innocent and demure side that occasionally comes into (or out to) play.

[jobycom]

99. I suppose that's true.

Competitiveness has its place, but often seems such a misdirection of energy. As for aggression, it scares me. But in a good way.

And you are right, the sweet, gently, innocent and demure side does come into play--I'm trying to cure myself of those illnesses, but can't quite shake them.

[reyd reid reed]

100. Well, why would you

WANT to cure it? Everything has its place. Variety and all that...

And I Can be frightening. Maybe that's my problem?

*sigh*

I've gotta work on that...

[jobycom]

113. Dunno

But whatever I'm doing, I need to cure, because it's in general not getting me where I want to go.

And you ain't scary, I was just teasing. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. It happens.

If you were to meet me in person, you'd think the same thing. But I still have that devilish twinkle in my eye. :evilgrin:

I think that's the beauty of being a Naughty Girl---on the outside, we seem all sweet and wholesome, but on the inside..... :evilgrin: The naughtiness contained is hotter than a volcano! :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

30. Never judge a book (or a Naughty Girl)

by its (her) cover.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. That's it exactly.

:hi: :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

27. Without a release valve, pressure just accumulates.

[reyd reid reed]

32. Yup...

And therein lies the problem.

*sigh*

[ThomCat]

37. It's the presence of all the gorgeous guys here in the lounge.

We inspire naughtiness. :P

[reyd reid reed]

46. Y'all inspire something, all right...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
Thou art more studly and more temperate
Rough winds do shake...

*ahem*

:blush:

[ThomCat]

52. Now that's what I'm talking about.

And the lounge in quiet today. We're not even trying.

Can you imagine what how inspiring we'd be on a good day? :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

55. See...that's part of the problem...

I've got a VERY vivid imagination...

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

65. I see that up-thread.

:rofl:

If we ever get that DU hottub party organized I think we're all going come away pleasantly traumatized. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Actually, it's all your fault.

The guys' fault, that is. :P If you weren't here to encourage us, none of this naughtiness would be quite as fun. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[ThomCat]

67. You can't blame us. We're Innocent!

O8)

And you're at the front of the line trying to corrupt us! :evilgrin:
(which everyone seems to appreciate, by the way.)

Until you and a few other Naughty Women came along all the guys here were just pure chaste inspiration. That's all. :7

(I know you're officially the Naugthy GIRLS (TM) but I can't bring myself to call you girls. I hope you don't mind.)

[NewWaveChick1981]

69. Sure, sure. Tell me another one.

:rofl: :hi: All these angelic Loungers out here....just totally corrupted when the time the Naughty Girls came along... :rofl:

Guilty as charged. :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

72. Okay, okay, so maybe ZombieNixon wasn't innocent.

Actually, I think he was probably Guilty as Hell. :)

Um, and Billy, there's a someone who's not inncent. You can just tell. :P

But everyone else! I'm sure of it. You helped corrupt everyone else. :7

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Yeah, billy's just "pretend" innocent...and ZombieNixon is

hopeless. :evilgrin:

I'll take credit for helping corrupt everyone else, though. :P

[billyskank]

75. I can't even pretend when you're around

:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

77. billyskank!

:* :hi: Glad you stopped pretending! :loveya:

[billyskank]

79. Stopped pretending

that your pictures don't make me dribble? ;)

:loveya:

:*

[Dangerously Amused]

38. Yield to The Force, rrr. It is your destiny.

[billyskank]

42. Which one is you?

I think the one on the left. I reckon you would look good in thigh boots. :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

58. Wow, you nailed me!

I mean... um, yeah! That's me all right! Good call!

:7




Shhhhh... I stole the boots from LaraMN. Don't tell...

[billyskank]

63. LOL. I bet you didn't steal them

I'm sure whe was glad to lend you them. :D

[reyd reid reed]

51. You're absolutely right, DA

After all, destiny is destiny and who am I to deny it?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

60. Damn straight!

Don't waste those precious talents of yours, girl.

[datasuspect]

40. demeanor and actions can be two very different things

saucy gal!

[reyd reid reed]

59. Can be and usually are...

But there are exceptions to every rule. Which is where the accumulation of data comes into play...

[datasuspect]

64. okay, so now i am intrigued

and that is a rare thing.

what's the story?

[reyd reid reed]

76. Well, here's one:

http://lisadyer.wordpress.com/



Oh...that's not what you meant?

:blush:



God, I'm such an attention whore. Someone really oughta do something about it. If that's possible

[datasuspect]

86. all i can say is

if that has anything to do with you: you a sho fine missus in them skin tight britches. you so fine, you should be on soul train.

[reyd reid reed]

101. Sadly,

only textually...

[grannylib]

43. You're a human female! What more explanation do you need?

:-)

[reyd reid reed]

62. Heh...

It ain't an 'explanation' that I need right now...

*sigh*

[kay1864]

66. Are you sure? Because a really good explanation requires

proficient oral verbal skills...














See, I was thinking "oration", and then my fingers just had a mind of their own...



I must have naughty fingers






or mind

[reyd reid reed]

82. Proficiency.

I even like that word. And proficiency with regard to oral verbal skills is a goal that's eminently worthwhile.

[u4ic]

85. This does not apply to me

I don't think my demeanor is anything like you described.;-)

[reyd reid reed]

92. LOL!

Shhhhhhhh...neither is mine. Just don't tell anyone...

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

91. Osmosis.

It's a lounge liability, for which Skinner is fully covered.
The rest of us are, apparently, on our own.

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

93. Aha!

I KNEW it! It's all DUs fault, then.

No wonder I love this place.

:hi:

[WCGreen]

103. Raging Hormones.......

Or just the thought of a randy man...

[reyd reid reed]

104. I think it's more the three Ds...

Depravation, Deprivation and Discrimination...

The discrimination deprives my depravity of being able to fully express itself.

Dammit.

[WCGreen]

105. Well.....

That's a mouthfull...

And you know what they say about a mouthfull....

[reyd reid reed]

106. That it's not polite to talk with one?

What do they say?

[WCGreen]

107. Any more is wasted.....

But if you were discrete in your deprivation, you would not be considered depraved....

[reyd reid reed]

108. Ah...that one.

That's the one that I use to console myself. While I eat my ice cream. And Hershey's syrup.

And discretion Is the better part of valor, y'know.

[WCGreen]

109. Two scoops....

[reyd reid reed]

110. Is more than a mouthful

[WCGreen]

111. Not if you lick one....

And then the other....

And then go back to the first...

And then to the other...

.....

[reyd reid reed]

112. Until...

The chocolate's gone?

:blush: