What is it about this pile of congealed fat...

[Magrittes Pipe]

...that brings me near to tears?





That's right, once again it's time for the Wisconsin State Fair; and with it, the finest cream puff known to man.

My employer was kind enough to supply cream puffs for all of us. My face is sticky, and I'm ready for my backstage pass. It's impossible not to look like an idiot while gorging oneself on such a monstrosity, so one must dispense with propriety and shovel it in.

20 grams of fucking fat in that thing. Reduces intestinal viscosity and thermal breakdown. I weep for anyone who spends the night with me after this day.

Ah, the sweet, airy, flaky, rich Wisconsin State Fair cream puff. How I love thee.

[progmom]

1. poor dolo amber

:cry:

[Richardo]

2. "Warning! Warning dolo amber!"

[asthmaticeog]

3. Your face is sticky.

:P

[jpgray]

15. Very brave of you to post that in a Hedges thread.

But then we know you'll "post" anything. :P

[asthmaticeog]

17. I'm dying to know what your message read before you edited it.

We're all on to your little tricks, jp.

[jpgray]

18. I typed your full name and IP followed by a sheep-fucking smiley

[asthmaticeog]

19. Aw, good on ya! That popcorn smiley's just way too tired.

[dolo amber]

4. Paging jane_pippen

I'm staying at your house tonight.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Poor, poor Gomez.

:o

:cry:

[jane_pippin]

12. Would that be on the mattress piled with boxes,

the floor piled with boxes, or the couch piled with boxes?

Maybe you can trick Hedges into sleeping in the car. Tell him it's a space-age space pod for cool space kids. It might work--just make sure to explain it while he's still in cream puff induced delirium. :D

[eyesroll]

6. I can't deal with those things anymore.

I can take *one* bite out of someone else's, but if I try to eat more than that, I get queasy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I'm going to be suffering from spasmodic colon soon!

I hope Bryan and the Senator are prepared! :bounce:

[Haole Girl]

8. Are you sure it's only 20 grams of fat?

OMG! As disgusting as it is, it's making me hungry!!

[swag]

9. Why is the Wisconsin State Fair in Milwaukie?

Madison too good for it?

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. That would be really strange, as "Milwaukie" is in Oregon.

Milwaukee, on the other hand, is in Wisconsin.

And the state fair is in West Allis. So there. :P

[swag]

11. Oh, right. Sorry. My Milwaukee has been Oregonized.

I am SHAMED!

By the way, your state fair should be in Madison.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Madison is on an isthmus.

There's no room.

[MadHound]

14. Damn, I think one of my arteries just clogged up looking at that thing!

Still and all, it looks yummy! Deadly but yummy.

[Name removed]

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