Cities and towns should be named for their personalities

[Oeditpus Rex]

Here's where I live:

[Joe Fields]

1. Welcome to Independence: Home of Democrats!

[Writer]

2. Welcome to Dallas, er Superficia: Leave Any Sense of Reality Behind

[jobycom]

21. It hasn't changed since I lived there, then. nt

[Mutley]

3. ...

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I don't live there:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Bwuhahahahaha!

[Blue-Jay]

9. You have an unhealthy obsession with Chicago.

Did Mike Ditka beat you up or something?

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Hey! Uncool.

http://customroadsign.com/generate.php?line1=Anti-Chicagoism&line2=Is%20the%20New%20Black&line3=Pop:%20Ram%20it%20up%20yer&line4=Poop%20Chute

[Susang]

14. What is your fucking problem?

Seriously, this is getting old and tired. We all know you hate Chicago, you remind us often enough. Some of us live here, do you really mean to insult us like that?

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Carl Sandburg would disagree with you...

CHICAGO
HOG Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders:

They tell me you are wicked and I believe them, for I
have seen your painted women under the gas lamps
luring the farm boys.
And they tell me you are crooked and I answer: Yes, it
is true I have seen the gunman kill and go free to
kill again.
And they tell me you are brutal and my reply is: On the
faces of women and children I have seen the marks
of wanton hunger.
And having answered so I turn once more to those who
sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer
and say to them:
Come and show me another city with lifted head singing
so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning.
Flinging magnetic curses amid the toil of piling job on
job, here is a tall bold slugger set vivid against the
little soft cities;

Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning
as a savage pitted against the wilderness,
Bareheaded,
Shoveling,
Wrecking,
Planning,
Building, breaking, rebuilding,
Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with
white teeth,
Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young
man laughs,
Laughing even as an ignorant fighter laughs who has
never lost a battle,
Bragging and laughing that under his wrist is the pulse.
and under his ribs the heart of the people,
Laughing!
Laughing the stormy, husky, brawling laughter of
Youth, half-naked, sweating, proud to be Hog
Butcher, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with
Railroads and Freight Handler to the Nation.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Here be Dragons & Llamas...

It fits in nicely with this sign that was really up in Rockaway, albeit briefly.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Here be llamas, too

:bounce:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

[Ariana Celeste]

7. Mine is.

"Plainfield."

This town has nothing interesting about it whatsoever. At all.

[idgiehkt]

10. mine would be

welcome to Bumfuck NC, more religious hypocrites than you can shake a stick at.

[skygazer]

12. Welcome to Superficial

Where if you don't drive at least a Lexus, you do not exist for us.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Yeah, I've been in your area

All of that south and west of SJ is Pole-Up-The-Assville.

[maxsolomon]

15. they are

[reyd reid reed]

16. Freeper Springs

Home, home of the strange,
Where the fundies and the right-wingers rage
Where seldom is heard
An encouraging word
And the skies rain churchbells all day...

:eyes:



edited because I'm a moron. They're rubbing off...HELP!!!

[Patiod]

18. So Belligerent, PA would be the home of the Liberty Bell?

I don't think so.

[tinfoil tiaras]

19. Welcome to Jackson, Miss. the city formerly known as

"The Best of the New South". But Frank wants to change the motto from that to like "The City of Compassion" or some bullshit...:rofl:

[ceile]

20. Here's mine:

Welcome! Wilkommen! Bienvenedes!
All liberals are invited to stay as long as you like.
Unless you're from CA, then get the eff out!

edit: Austin

[rug]

22. Welcome to Milford! Now go home.