Terrorists using Cuneiform Tablets to avoid DHS scrutiny

[The Sushi Bandit]

Terrorists get upper hand. DHS, FBI, DOD and CIA are all baffled. No one on staff has studied any dead languages.

"We first thought that these intercepted clay tablets were just writings about the Epic of Gilgamesh" said Larry "T.R." Teal, a temp agency guard at the port of Pascagoula, Mississippi. "But I realized that they had misspelled the goddess Rimat-Ninsun's name. I knew something was up!"

After consulting with Mr. Teal, DHS determined that these were orders to invade, rape and pillage the town of "Uruk". Uruk is the CIA's code name for Crawford, Texas.

More at: http://sushibandit.blogspot.com/


A Captured Tablet

[The Sushi Bandit]

1. .

[mainegreen]

2. Ummmm.

Odd.

[KamaAina]

3. Looky! Soosh's got himself a blog!

Worthy of The Onion, that was. :rofl:

[The Sushi Bandit]

5. Thanks for the complement!

Your too kind.

[Arkham House]

4. Paging Humor in Cuneiform...can you enlighten us?

[The Sushi Bandit]

6. It was also discovered that..

their favorite story was actually called "Three's Company"

The Writes Guild of America is now looking into possible plagerisim by Hollywood writer/producer Ted Bergmann.

[Metta]

7. Usng abacuses, too?

Just curious.

[The Sushi Bandit]

8. and Dice!

[Generic Brad]

9. They can also be used as a weapon...

...especially if they are used to clunk someone over the head with. :spank: