LynneSin
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:46 AM
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CONFESS!!! Did you call your f***ing senators and what did you talk about |
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Dish the dirt right here right now!!!
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:51 AM
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1. I called George Felix Allen, Jr. and said he was a racist asshat. |
LynneSin
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:53 AM
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2. I haven't forgotton the beach thing but my trip was postponed til Oct |
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How about we do something in the Springtime?
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tinfoil tiaras
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:57 AM
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4. Awesome...like a DU Spring Break meetup?! |
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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7. Sure. The beach prices don't go back up until the late spring. |
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We're going down in a couple of weeks, so I'll get a bunch of brochures and we can sort of scope things out, then.
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LynneSin
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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9. That would be great - I would really love to do this |
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but if we want to plan something like a DU weekend at VB we shouldn't rush it.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:57 AM
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3. I called Saxby Chambliss' office... |
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and said 'I have a message for Senator Cleland.' The staff drone on the other end said 'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cleland is no longer a senator from Georgia.' So I said 'he's not? You bastards! What have you done with him? This is a fucking disgrace! I thought this was America!' and hung up.
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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:D brownie points for you!! :D
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Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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5. I called Santorum and asked if I could bring holy water on a plane. |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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10. Kay Bailey Hutchison is upset that her helmet hair will have to be |
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"pre-arranged" before boarding. It puts a lot of undue strain on her neck so she'll have to rest her head on the fold down table in front of her.
Cornyn says it's just like on 'Hogan's Heroes' where the Germans violated the Geneva Convention by not allowing 'Muricans to properly "refresh" themselves.
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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11. I told them to paint Beetwasher's house |
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:52 AM
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Now the rest of you HOP TO IT!!!
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:25 AM
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12. I am having lunch with Barbara Boxer this afternoon! |
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Drool with envy, peasants!
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:00 PM
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that we'd do lunch today. :cry:
I can't believe she'd dump me for you. Obviously she's never seen you eat ice cream. ;)
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Zomby Woof
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:04 PM
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17. She always favors her native-born constituents |
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:P
Hey, she LOVES the way I eat ice cream. Mainly because in heat like this, I wear less clothing! :D
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huskerlaw
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:23 PM
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That's some crappy hospitality. After all, she's had your vote for years. Mine is all shiny and new.
(ok, I'm having a hell of a time coming up with a reply to your ice cream and less clothing comment that doesn't make this sound like a sex thread. Damn ice cream for being white and sticky!) :evilgrin:
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:30 PM
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I have never had a chance to vote for her. This past year is the first time I have lived in CA since reaching voting age. The last time I lived here Jimmy Carter was president and I was 11. :D
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:45 PM
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we're both Boxer virgins!
I can't wait to vote for her though...she rocks!
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:34 PM
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27. Maybe I could work for her campaign |
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And buy some Cold Stone for all the volunteers! :bounce:
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:26 AM
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13. Wait, wasn't that a Project Mayhem homework assignment from Tyler? |
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First rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions.
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Thu Aug-10-06 11:31 AM
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14. I called Dick Durbin and asked if he liked being my f***king Senator. |
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Now I hear clicks when I use the phone.
:tinfoilhat:
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:06 PM
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18. I convinced Libby Dole to add cowbell to the national anthem |
LynneSin
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:40 PM
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21. I think it should be written as an amendment to the Constitution and... |
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added as the 11th Commandment "Thou Shalt Play More Cowbell"
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:04 PM
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RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:43 PM
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22. I told Barbara she should be the veep candidate in 2008 and I told |
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DiFi to start accessing WiFi and begin to understand her broader constituency.
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Thu Aug-10-06 12:46 PM
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24. I told "Doctor Allen" that my implant ruptured |
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while I was out front pulling up a stump.
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LynneSin
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:05 PM
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26. I think he made have misheard you and thought you said raptured |
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:35 PM
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28. I left a message inviting them over for pancakes. |
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There was enough extra batter for another 2 people.
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:46 PM
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29. I tried to call my f***ing senator, but somehow I ended up talking to some |
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f***ing guy named "Tom" at f***ing Orkin pest control in f***ing Sugarland.
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Thu Aug-10-06 01:52 PM
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30. I called Barack Obama and discussed American Idol tryouts |
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I think hes got a shot!
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Thu Aug-10-06 02:04 PM
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31. Tried calling McCain... he was too busy kissing ass to come to the phone |
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His secretary said he'd call back when he was finished wiping the brown stains from his nose.
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