I'm flying at dawn: what should I bring?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

I hate checking luggage. i used to bring everything as carry on...

what are some good substitutes for:

deodorant
shampoo
toothpaste
water/soda
bottle of liquor/wine

I'm thinking dirt, twigs and berries....
but berries have liquid in them, so it could be explosive :nuke:

so I'm outta ideas. thoughts?

[LynneSin]

1. Sweetie - just show up naked

:D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. oo lala!

that was my proposal for Jerusalem in the I/P fight.
everyone just has to come to the city naked. :D

[qnr]

3. I'm gonna bring a package of dehydrated water, and see what they do n/t

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. do you think rehydrating the powder will cause

your flightmates to freak out?

[qnr]

5. undoubtedly! n/t

[jus_the_facts]

6. Where are you headin' off too anyway......

.....I've never flown anywhere before so don't ask me about that stuff?! :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

7. taking my sister

back to school! RAH RAH :eyes:

well you should ocme fly to NY. just dont being liquids ;)

[jus_the_facts]

13. That would definitely be a TRIP....

....if you promise to take good care o'me while I'm there!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. hell yea

:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

8. Snakes!!!

:yoiks:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. actually, we might end up doing just that

the ball python at my parents house has gotten out of his cage and was last seen with my sisters 5 suitcases :scared:

[Sugar Smack]

12. There you go, MAHNY! Make it real.

:pals: :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. You should bring shampoo, a can of soda, fertilizer, fuel oil...

...a 9mm pistol, a box cutter, a katana, some C4, a half-kilo of flake, a clock radio, and a copy of "Jihad for Dummies."

Nobody will fuck with you if you're strapped like that. :thumbsup:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. see, this is the kind of innovative thinking I need

It'll be so obvious that im crazy, that the TSA will have to leave me alone :silly:

[Haole Girl]

15. Don't forget to pack you patience...

Sounds like you'll need it today.:hug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. argh....i don't have much of it left for all this BS

:hug:

[Haole Girl]

19. Yes, I know...

Well, it is seeming that way, more and more...now that I've had some sleep.

[northzax]

17. all you need is to follow Maurice Clarett's lead

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. more creative genius

:rofl:

[northzax]

20. I'd like to point out

that there is no evidence that he had a box cutter.

[LeftyMom]

21. Bring me some cookies, and yourself a change of clothes. Not that you'll

Oh sorry, did I start daydreaming out loud again. :blush:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

24. dream on please

:loveya:

[sakabatou]

22. Don't know about deodorant or shampoo

Toothpaste: Listerine strips
Water/soda you can get on the plane
Also, get a book, several books.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

25. yes, but what if they think the pages are explosive too?

im a smoker, so they may think i want to start a fire on the plane ;)

[sakabatou]

28. Well I dunno

The no I-Pod hing is a problem for me, as I use music therapy for my anxiety.

[northzax]

29. and the laptop

that's billable hours, I can pay for a cross country flight while on board working for other clients. This is getting fucking ridiculous.

here's a question. what about cell phones? do I need to check my laptop and my cell phone? and if they lose my bag, or it's delayed, how do I check in with them? how about my five hour layover in Houston next week? bastards.

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Wings. Check with Maestro, he may have some you can borrow.

Else get your own pilot's license. Then you can bring whatever the hell you want. Nail clippers, soda and everything! Stick it to the man, man!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. but can I get one in 12 hours?

box cutters and tweezers galore!

[leftofthedial]

27. go nekkid

it's time to get with the program

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

30. u first

;)

[leftofthedial]

32. I fly nekkid all the time

it's so . . . liberating

not to be hated for my freedoms

[leftofthedial]

33. I fly nekkid all the time

it's so . . . liberating

not to be hated for my freedoms

[In_The_Wind]

31. If you want to reduce your stress level ~ forget a carry-on.

Check your luggage.




My last flight out of Florida back in May was awful! Everything I was carrying on was unpacked and searched. I was scanned/searched/patted-down, however *whew* there was no cavity search. Wearing sandals didn't help either. :grr: I had to walk through the area barefoot!

I have driven to Florida twice since then. BTW Fort Lauderdale is Hot & Sunny at this moment.





:hi::loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

34. bah...i hate checking it though

:cry:

sorry you had such a shitty expereince. :hug: i may have to take ur advice

:loveya: