My boss just told me what a great job I'm doing.

[Blue-Jay]

I haven't done a fucking thing today but fart around!

[ohiosmith]

1. The pink slip will be in the mail when you get home.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I'm going to email your boss the link to this post.

[dolo amber]

3. Maybe he's just impressed with your farting around skillz

[Blue-Jay]

5. My farting around skills are second to none!

Honestly, though, I got a lot done yesterday that was on my schedule for today, so I'm still ahead.

[HEyHEY]

4. Did you scan it for sarcasm?

[mad-mommy]

6. ok...the kids are asking why i'm laughing at the computer again

[XNASA]

7. I can see you farting around from here.

And you are doing a very good job.

[sarge43]

8. Hey, farting around without appearing to fart around

is a complex skill and not easily mastered. Perhaps your boss is envious.

[Metta]

9. As Aunt Polly told Tom Sawyer ...,

after she gave him a beating, out of nowhere. "That's for something you did that I missed or something you're gonna do that I won't find out about."