Oh, fercrissakes — just ban air travel!

[Oeditpus Rex]

What's everybody's big fucking hurry, anyway?

:popcorn:

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I was just thinking that...

It's just too damn much trouble to fly these days. I had a hell of a time getting out of Boston last week, and it was before all this additional crap. :eyes:

[trackfan]

2. That would actually work for me.

I haven't even been in an airport since 1995.

[billyskank]

3. Trains and boats

That's the way forward. Or back. No matter.

We should learn to live slower. More vacation time. Yeah, like the rich will allow that.

[Duer 157099]

15. Boats? Then they'll have to ban drill bits, and nails, or anything sharp

along with all of the explosives. And what if the terrorists plan to push the passengers overboard? Then what???

No, boats won't do either. Everyone needs to just stay inside their homes.

[Mutley]

4. But... but... how will we get from one side o' Mer'ka to the other?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

8. Just don't bother

It's all the same anyway. :P

[Mutley]

10. Except for the weather.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. ...

[Mutley]

12. That takes months, though.

And sometimes people end up eating each other. :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Yup

One of their ancestors is the guy who hired me at the newspaper here. :shrug:




"Hey, Adam — you want extra toes on the pizza?"

[Mutley]

17. I like my pizza

sans toes, thanks. :P

[LeftyMom]

5. I need one of those Star Trek transporters then.

Otherwise that'd totally mess up my social plans.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. What if it split you in half?

With one half of you good but unable to make a decision, and the other half eee-vill and tryin' to jump Janice Rand?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

16. Or what if it puts your head on backwards?

"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big?" :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. ...

:rofl:

Have I told you lately what a handsome man you are? :D

[billyskank]

20. Not since yesterday

:D

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

6. I'd vote for that, but my dad is still on a plane seattle->dallas->dayton

wait til he gets back, okay? :P

[tjwmason]

7. The Bishop of London seems to agree with you.

http://www.cofe.anglican.org/news/pr7906.html

[anarch]

14. Bring back blimps and zeppelins!

Sure, they may go a little slower, but those things could never explode or anything like that.

[LSK]

18. screw that, if everyone was naked on the plane, business would be HUGH!

[pitohui]

21. that's fine for british but americans get only a few day's vacation

am i never to see family that lives overseas again?

are we to drop out of the international business community and go back to the stone age?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. My dear Oeditupus Rex!

Ban air travel?

Then it would have been nearly impossible for me to go to the Ohio DU'er meetup! :cry:

Air travel is the fastest way to cover long distances, baby....

And I needed to be there! :grr:


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