Post here and I will tell you what you're going to dream about tonight!

[LaraMN]

[Haole Girl]

1. k

Hit me!

[LaraMN]

10. You'll find yourself running through a deep pine forest,

with a deer and your Grandma, looking for a golden acorn. You'll be wearing a turtleneck sweater and four layers of pants, meant to fend off parasitic wood nymphs.

[Haole Girl]

11. Hmm...I like the part about the deep pine forest, deer and

my Grandma. I'll try not to think of parasites while I'm sleeping though! Thanks for the info.:)

[bicentennial_baby]

2. please do

:)

[LaraMN]

13. You'll dream that you're at a carnival and when you reach over to scratch

your arm, your tattoo will be moving, and will shapeshift into an obese walrus. Horrified, you will search maniacally for Bob Ross, who is the only person who can repair the tattoo, but he will be evading you, believing that you are an evil spectre, bent on cutting off his arms so that he cannot bring "happy little trees" to the world.

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Holy fuck!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I seriously almost fell out of my chair!! :rofl:

Oh you.... :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Okay. Tell me.

[LaraMN]

14. You will find a magic check card that you can only use to buy candy.

You will spend the entire dream shopping for candy, except for a short sequence in which you chase down Rachel Ray and whup her senseless with a length of saltwater taffy.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Aside from beating Rachel Ray with saltwater taffy...

that'd be a bizarre dream. I don't even like candy that much.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. ...

:rofl:

"Aside from beating Rachel Ray with saltwater taffy..."

Jeebus, are we soulmates? .... :rofl:

and I don't like candy much either :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. I like candy, but I don't think it's awesome.

Most candy is overly sweet crap. Give me some good dark chocolate and I'm happy.

[Gato Moteado]

4. what will i dream about?

and will my dream come true?

[LaraMN]

18. You will acquire a job teaching junior high p.e.

You will engage your class in a "Badminton Deathmatch," and struggle to avoid being pelted with razor-tined birdies. It probably won't come true.

[qnr]

5. OK (assuming I actually make it to bed, of course) n/t

[LaraMN]

19. You will build a tropical oasis in the desert,

and the dream will consist mainly of you constructing a giant waterpark and gorging on exotic fruits and beverages. You'll also be followed throughout the dream by a wise, but silent badger.

[qnr]

22. Ah, good. Pretty much a standard night then

:) hmmmm now I want to go watch The Gods Must Be Crazy II ... or was it in I that the badger wouldn't let go of the boot...

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. I love dreaming

Do tell, please! :bounce:

[LaraMN]

21. You will have a bicylce race with Dubya, and the Secret Service will

be pelting you with pretzels and kosher salt, in an attempt to make you lose, so Bush doesn't have a tantrum. You'll win anyway, and Laura Bush will proposition you. When you decline, you will be exiled to New Guinea, where you will open up a surprisingly successul quilting supply shop.

[LeftyMom]

7. I wanna know!

:bounce:

[LaraMN]

26. You will dream that you are still in your twenties, but Leftkid is

a teenager. He will want to borrow your car for a "perilous journey." Later, he will return with your car, asking if he can borrow $47, for a different "perilous journey." He will come back some days later, requesting a gift card to Abercrombie and Fitch for supplies for another "perilous journey." You will follow him in your neighbor's car, to find that his "perilous journeys" are actually mall outings. You will bring him home and make him wash eighty pounds of carrots, as punishment for his deceit. You will also tell him, "Tomorrow you will go to the 7-11 and buy newspaper and a soul."

[ZombieNixon]

8. Sock it ot me, m'dear!

:D

[LaraMN]

28. I have to censor yours,

but it involves a prom, lots of crepe paper, a hot glue gun, and Kellie Martin. Also, a manitee that walks upright on land. Weirdo.

[ZombieNixon]

30. OK, now I'm not sure.

Should I stay up all night or hop in bed immediately? :o

[fujiyama]

9. Ok

But make it quick. I was goin to go in the next few minutes....

[LaraMN]

29. OK- condensed version:

Vampires, the plague, a unicorn, mixed vegetables, crying, running, Wal-Mart, low prices on kidney beans, a lawn sprinkler, pie, happiness.

[fujiyama]

32. Oh man...

Why can't I chase candy or something?

I have to go to Wal Mart? And deal with plagues and vampires?

Oh well, at least there's pie and happiness. I can live with that.

Thanks, and good night. I'll try to dream about pie....mmmmmm....pie.....

[UrbScotty]

12. YEARGH!!!!!!!!

;-)

[LaraMN]

31. So you're in this ballet performance, and you're the star.

Your tutu is made of lawn clippings, and you're convinced the audience can see your "stuff." You run offstage crying, convinced your career in dance is over. You hit a biker bar, and use your ballet skills to kick a few guys' asses. Then, you're tired, so naturally, you go shopping for new skis. You meet Dom Deluise and the two of you go to a cafe for a lunch of coffee and potted meats. Then you show him your ballet skills, and he hires you to be his bodyguard.

[reyd reid reed]

17. Oooooh...tell me, tell me...

Don't keep me in suspense here...


:bounce::bounce:


(I hope it's a good one)

[LaraMN]

34. You have a date with Johnny Depp.

You go rollerskating, but he's reeeally boring, and only wants to talk about the government of Mozambique, and how he has a key to the city of Norwalk. You ditch him, and enter a cheerleading competition, where you win a free trip, and you use it to go to France, where you run into Depp again! He is chasing you around Paris, and you just decide to give up and get it on with him, so he can "get it out of his system," and leave you alone. He smells like walnuts and cigarettes, and you just can't do it, and he shrivels up into a squirrel and runs up a tree.

[reyd reid reed]

37. Ooooooh....

Johnny Depp!!

:bounce::bounce:

And getting to turn DOWN Johnny Depp...even better.

[SeattleGirl]

23. Lay it on me, baby!

:bounce:

[LaraMN]

36. So you and I go to this bar, and I get really drunk,

and I'm trying to convince you to do karaoke, so you agree. You sing some REO Speedwagon song, and when you come back to the table, I'm gone, but California Peggy is there. The two of you go catch a Chippendales show, and are joined by DS1 and SOteric. The four of you are arrested for jaywalking, and end up in the clink, but then a rainbow of light bursts through the cell window and explodes the walls, and you're free, so you go get a horse-drawn carriage, and use it to ride back to California, where you all move in with Peggy and plan a commune for DUers.

[SeattleGirl]

39. OMG, Lara! I love it!!!

Thanks, gf!

[catbert836]

25. Shoot. It probably won't happen

Not because you can't predict dreams, but because I doubt I'll sleep at all tonight.

[LaraMN]

38. Your fourth grade teacher will be chasing you with a yardstick,

and you'll be running slowly, because you have splinters in your socks, and no shoes on. You will arrive at the White House, gain entrance, and try to hide under the president's bed. While there, you'll hear Laura plotting to overthrow the government and take over the country, and then, the world. Then you'll wander down to the kitchen, where an Iron Chef competition is taking place between Colonel Sanders and the Devil.

[u4ic]

27. I hope it's better than last nights...

I woke myself up because it was too boring...:silly:

[LaraMN]

40. You'll be locking lips with some hunky, musky smelling man,

when a rickshaw gone awry crashes into you. When you open your eyes, the Burger King will be standing over you, and you'll realize you were making out with HIM. You'll look down and realize you're pregnant, and then remember that it's the BK's. You will be horribly repulsed, but agree to go shopping for maternity clothes with him. You will suddenly feel as though you are about to give birth, but when you attempt to push, only air will emerge, and you will realize you were just REALLY bloated, not pregnant. THe BK will desert you, and you will become a world-class supermodel, in Milan.

[u4ic]

46. I WON'T want to awake from that!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. OK...........my dear Lara.......

Hit me!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

42. You will suddenly be unable to stop swearing.

As a result, you stop speaking. When you finally do speak again, you realize that you now have the voice of the announcer from the Price is Right. You travel to the West Coast for a corrective surgery, but when you emerge from surgery, not only has your voice been fixed, but the doctor informs you that he has decided to give you "something extra." This "something extra" turns out to be breast implants the size of cantaloupes. You attempt to reduce the size of your bosom, by eating flat things. Soon they have returned to normal, and you go camping with Bill Cosby.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

47. Omigod!

My dreams are never that complicated!

Thanks, sweetie!

:hug:

[Jara sang]

35. righty-o

[LaraMN]

43. Your teeth keep falling out, and you keep pushing them back in.

You are at work, and no one will talk to you, but they keep making what appear to be gang signs at you. You build a fallout shelter, and move your work station into there. There is a nuclear holocaust, and only you survive, along with Sheryl Crow and John Ratzenberger. You must repopulate the earth, but Sheryl isn't willing, and John has the wrong plumbing. You drive to France, and there are lots of mules there, so you build a ranch and settle down. Sometimes the mules speak to you, and their voices are the word of God. They tell you that your butt looks fat in your pants.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. Ooo...Pick something good, please...

:beer:

[LaraMN]

44. Y'know that book "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?"

Well, that's the basis of it, but it rains Guinness, and it snows garlic mashed potatoes. Everything is happy, and yummy, and joyful. You relax all day, and the house cleans itself. Sometimes you go for a drive, and catch a storm of ice cream and slurpees. It's a nice dream....

[LaraMN]

45. I'm off to bed.

Catch ya'all on the flip side!

[Guava Jelly]

48. how about what i dreamt about

since i just woke up

[LaraMN]

49. I'm not getting my own thread locked....

I think we all know how YOU dream!

;-)

[Guava Jelly]

65. I dream about puppys and butterflys

:)

doing it :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. Probably the same thing I dream about every night.

:cry:

[LaraMN]

52. *tears*

Dolo and Asthmaticeog in a three-way with Kenny Loggins, and you can't can't even see, through the envy in your eyes...

:cry:
:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. Exactly like I said.

[femmocrat]

51. Do you take requests?

I would like to order up a dream that has nothing to do with work, and involves Wes Clark in some way. Thanks!

[LaraMN]

59. Okay! You're on vacation in Bolivia, when you realize you've got an odd

swelling. You head to a clinic for a vaccination, and Wes Clark turns out to be the doctor you see. You are treated and then the two of you decide to take a hot air balloon ride. You land in an uninhabited region of jungle, and decide to establish a progressive tribe there. You build huts from hand-woven linens and tree trunks, and shortly thereafter, you develop magic healing powers and adopt a gibbon named "Dakota."

[femmocrat]

80. Oh ..... how wonderful...... This is the dream of my dreams!

I can die a happy democrat now... This tale has it all....and would make a damn fine movie!:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

54. Oooh... I wanna know...

:hi: :bounce:

[LaraMN]

61. You are pregnant with a baby alien.

Your abdomen is pyramid-shaped and you can't find maternity clothes. You keep poking people with the point of your belly. You are searching for the father. You end up in a Target, and everyone there wants to buy you fruit leather. You discover you can fly, so you take off, and while in flight you give birth. The baby's name is Sarah Marie, and he is very cute, albeit green.

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Geez.... boy, am I glad that was only a dream...

:yoiks: My baby sounds like a Conehead! :bounce:

[SKKY]

55. Not sure, but I hope it's u4ic...er...I mean euphoric, yea, euphoric...

slip...

[LaraMN]

63. You have a flesh-eating disease, and keep painting your skin back on,

with some skin-in-a-can stuff. Everyone wants to shake your hand, but you're afraid your skin will come off. You drop acid to escape the stress of your situation, and have hallucinations of U4ic table dancing in go-go boots and a metallic minidress. When you come down, You realize you are sitting in a kiddie pool full of cat litter, and are wearing a kilt and an "I *heart* Dubya" t-shirt.

[u4ic]

94. You...

:spank:



;-)

[SKKY]

97. What's up with DU women and spanking???

I mean, I'm not complaining, it's just that I've never seen such a concentration of women in one place who
enjoy a good "spanky". Kinda weird, yet at the same time hot.

[RetroLounge]

56. There's no way you know this...

:shrug:

RL

[LaraMN]

64. I will leave out everything perverse and sexual:

There are cats.

[RetroLounge]

76. ...

:rofl:

Puss-in-Boots?

RL

[RevCheesehead]

81. ooh! ooh! (waving hand frantically)

:hi: I know! I know! :evilgrin:

[SacredCow]

57. That sounds like an excellent service....

What information do you need from me?

[LaraMN]

67. None. I'm that good...

You decide to run for President, but find that there are skeletons in your closet that you didn't even know about. You leave for a vacation to Ireland, where you meet a husky man named Seamus, who tells you that there is a magic sheep that you must rescue. The sheep is trapped behind a waterfall, but you come to his aid, and the village thanks you by making you a god. You get a throne in the local pub and free beer for life, so you decide to stay there forever.

[SacredCow]

91. How very insightful!

I can very much picture me dreaming about free beer for life and husky men named Seamus!

:evilgrin:

[Ron Mexico]

58. Fill me in, Lara :) (n/t)

[LaraMN]

68. Well! You go shopping with Lindsey Lohan, but she is very rude

to the service staff, and you become so embarrassed that you hide in a mall bathroom. While in the loo, you encounter Rick Santorum, and sucker punch him, when he tries to hit on you. You flee the mall, and steal a Chevy Nova. The police are in pursuit of you, until you begin to fly the car, and escape over the Canadian border, where you are welcomed and take a job as a bouncer outside a particularly rough grocery store. You meet a lovely woman, and buy an apartment complex, where you rent units to Duers fleeing the U.S. after Bush declares himself dictator.

[Ron Mexico]

74. I'm cracking up over here! That was great!

When you come to stay in my apartment complex, use of the Nova comes with the rent ;)

[progmom]

60. fun!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

70. You're sunning yourself in the backyard, when Progspawn tells you that

"I've met a nice girl, and we want to get married and have babies." You laugh, until Britney Spears pops out from behind a shrub, and tells you that she loves Progspawn, and, while she can wait until he's eighteen to become a real couple, she would like to come live with you. A moving truck pulls up and drops a mountain of belly shirts and cosmetic items on your front lawn. You have to quit your job to care for Sean Preston, as Britney is cracked out most of the day, and cries alot. One day, she up and leaves, and K-Fed shows up, and is moving in with you. Progspawn begins to emulate the rap stylings of Federline, and you have to enter the witness protection program to evade him. But you have the power to turn anything with a laminate surface into topaz, so you don't care.

[malta blue]

62. Dream weaver...do tell

[LaraMN]

71. You have a hundred million dollars, but can only buy lotion with it.

There are gnomes hiding in your toilet, and you're afraid to go to the bathroom, because they may pop up and hit you in the butt with their pointy hats. Your car no longer runs on gasoline; you have to pedal it, and you're trying to get to an appointment for a job interview at Chuck-E-Cheese. One of your arms starts growing, and it is longer than the other one, so you have difficulty finding shirts. There is a domesticated emu living in your dining room, and he sets the table for you at dinner.

[malta blue]

78. Now that is one complex

nightmare from hell.
:rofl:
:yourock:

[Bullwinkle925]

66. Well ....

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

72. Diane Sawyer launches a protest in your front yard, because your

garage is obscuring her view of the street, from the house she just bought behind yours. You plot to destroy her, using eight cartons of eggs, double-stick tape, and a hundred-pound mass of melted Powerbars. She develops a rash, is bedridden, and blames you for it. There is an expose run on tv about you, and your reputation is tainted. You move to New Jersey and start a chocolate milk dairy. You get rich, and build a Diane Sawyer robot that eats flesh, and everyone thinks it's the real Diane, and her career is ruined. Sweet vengeance is yours.

[Bullwinkle925]

79. Woo Hoo -

Not a fan of DS anyways.

[In_The_Wind]

69. hmmmm This should be interesting.

scuse me while I fluff my pillows

[LaraMN]

75. You open your front door, and outside the world has changed colors.

The grass is blue, the sky is pink, and the clouds are green. There are unicorns on your lawn, but they have fangs. You discover that you have the power to shapeshift into anything you want, so you become a parakeet, and fly around, observing nature. When you land in your backyard, you note that a giant, sparkling in-ground pool has materialized, and there are a whole lot of lovely pool boys summoning you. You shapeshift into a bikini-clad temptress, and I can't talk about the rest...:blush:

[In_The_Wind]

77. I can't wait for bedtime!

I don't think I'll mind sleeping alone tonight.

[seemunkee]

82. OK

I usually dream about animals and on several occasions have woken up laughing

[LaraMN]

86. You're working at Seaworld, at a concession stand.

You decide that rather than sell the regular fare, you're going to offer breaded whale chunks, and otter bites. You get fired. You're broke, so you go to donate plasma, but when they start to withdraw the fluid, it's green and has bits of corn in it, so you get rejected. You attempt to hijack a scooter, but Matcom's riding it, and he falls off and begins to cry, so you feel too guilty to take it. Arthur Ashe appears and grants you one wish, and you wish to become the Grand Sultan of North Dakota, and you are transported to the corn palace, where you reign in infamy.

[Joey Liberal]

83. What will I dream about tonight?

[LaraMN]

87. A rescue mission to save a four legged Manatee.

You will fail, but become enamored with a mermaid that you meet, while swimming in the Ganges River. You build a resort and raise your family of merpeople, becoming wealthy beyond measure. You also grow an extra finger, on your chest.

[Joey Liberal]

92. Does anyone ever dream about you?

[billyskank]

84. What am I going to dream about tonight, Lara?

:hi:

[LaraMN]

88. Lions, and tiger, and bears, oh my!

You will enter a hotdog eating contest, and lose, but redeem yourself by executing some Chuck Norris moves on a man trying to steal and old lady's purse. The old lady will turn out to be a wrinkly fairy, and will give you the gift of wings. You'll have a tough time buying shirts. You will meet a beautiful woman, and will get married on an island in the galapagos. The two of you will have eight children; seven girls and a boy, and you will grow mangoes that have the power to heal gangrene.

[Arugula Latte]

85. Ooo-ooh Dream Weaver -- I believe you can tell me what I'll dream...

Yes, I BELIEVE! :hi:

[LaraMN]

89. You will be going in for sugery to repair a hernia, but come out of

anesthesia with a siamese twin, connected at the ribcage. Your twin has a penchant for spendy hookers and the booze. When he passes out, you attempt to sever him with a spork, but fail. He then turns into a jaguar, and you are terrified. He is successfully removed, and becomes a beloved pet. You build a castle, but spend much of the dream looking for the bathroom. You will wake up needing to pee, badly.

[Arugula Latte]

90. At least I woke up before I peed.

:rofl:

:hi: Thanks!

[joneschick]

93. Lara, you have an amazing gift!

can you tell me mine?....and not one where everyone is mad at me, 'k?

ps: have you thought of pitching tv series?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

95. Hi there!

So, what'll it be? :D

[bigwillq]

96. Friday night dreams

So what will mine be tonight?