A Quick Political Commentary

[markbark]

shamelessly gacked from my pal Sjo's Live journal:

So, Lieberman. He seems surprised that he lost the Democratic primary in Connecticut. I'm not sure why.

He says he's working against partisan politics. I say he's sold out to the other party, so why the hell did he expect to get the Dem nomination? Maybe he should have run for the Republican nomination.

He says that Bush is President for the next term, so we might as well learn to work with him. Well, that's true, up to a point, but for the love of joe, we don't have to give the man everything he wants. I mean, please...

Imagine just for a moment that you're my best girlfriend. For reasons outside of my ken, you're dating a guy who is, frankly, a real loser. I mean, we're talking the kind of guy whom I don't want alone with my sheep, if I had any. I've heard things, and really, his behavior seems to substantiate what I've heard. Plus, he never replaces the toilet paper, he leaves the seat up, and I could swear I had change in my purse before he was here...

Yeah, I kinda have to tolerate him because he's not going away anytime soon, more's the pity. But I don't have to like him. I don't have to invite him to my house. The fact that you're boinking him regularly and gobbling his knob DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO JOIN IN. I AM NOT GOING TO BE PART OF YOUR GROUP SCENE, BITCH. I DON'T HAVE TO BEND OVER AND TAKE THAT WARTY COCK SANS LUBE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAY DO SO. What about this doesn't he understand?

So now he says he's going to run as an independent. Bitch, please. At least you aren't representing that you're my friend anymore.

I hear that Karl Rove called Joe Lieberman before the primary to wish him good luck. That's all I'm saying. I can't even come up with a crude analogy (huh huh huh she said "anal") for that one.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. I wonder what Joe would say if he read that?

Hmm...

[Chan790]

2. He'd stick the decency police on "somebody"

More than his war stance, the fact that he was a bad senator for CT, his cloying fondness for Bush, refusal to put US interests ahead of Israels (without taking any stance for or against Israel in particular, it is not the job of a US senator to be the chief lobbyist for any foreign state), or his refusal to listen to his constituents; his religious zealotry was why, as a registered CT democrat, I voted against little Joey L. (If he wants to act like a child, I'll refer to him like he's a child.)

I mean he spent the whole of the 80's and half the 90's trying to be the arbiter of decency with Tipper Gore and Lynne Cheney for the 99% of America who were not religofucknuts. (That's not a condemnation of religion, it's a condemnation of trying to make people who don't care what *you* think abide by standards of decency of *your* faith.)

Good riddance...I hope on the off-chance he wins that they make him sit on GOP side of the aisle and that the Democratic Senate Leadership neuters his career.