Merrick
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Fri Aug-11-06 06:27 PM
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You're all invited to my renunciation party |
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an idea I'm trying to develop mainstream traction for: the gist being I'm a single guy with no intention of marrying or having children who is willing to formally and publicly renounce said institutions to all my family, friends and past and current co-workers as a thinly veiled pretense to have myself remunerated for all the money I've had to spend on gifts for the dozens of weddings and baby showers I've been obliged to attend over the years.
Of course none of you should feel obligated to come since I haven't had to attend any of your showers or weddings, but please feel free if you want to help celebrate my most happy of days by bringing me some money or a gift
Time and Location: TBA
I am registered at Bobs Liquor and Climax Adult Video in Long Beach
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Bunny
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Fri Aug-11-06 06:33 PM
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With liquor and a porn tape. Name the date and time, but forgive me if I also bring along nice guest towels and some pretty little soaps. Old habits die hard, I guess.
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Merrick
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Fri Aug-11-06 06:51 PM
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2. Pretty soaps and guest towels? |
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okay, I guess I can re-gift them to the next shower or whatnot I have to go to. see you there.
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Fri Aug-11-06 06:55 PM
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ANY excuse for a DU meetup!
:bounce: :bounce:
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