What could POSSIBLY be worse than Snakes on a Plane?

[Philosoraptor]

Jim Carey on a Plane? Komodo dragons on a Plane? Great White sharks on a Plane?

How bout Rabid snakes on a burning Plane? Or Mutant anacondas and starving polar bears on a plane? Maybe even crack crazed pit bulls and crocodiles on a plane dropping bombs on terrorists?

Snakes on a Submarine? Snakes on an Amtrack with the bridge out up ahead?

Liquids! What about Liquids on a Plane? I can see it now, Listerine and Mr. Pibb on a Plane with no landing gear!

Or Gremlins on a plane? Gremlins from the Kremlin on a plane carrying nukes?

and what could be more of a fun movie than Monkeys on a Plane? Man that would be a trip, the pilots are monkeys, the stewardesses too, but with people passengers, and rob scheider could be in there somewhere too.

What about Zsa Zsa Gabor on a plane, that'd be pretty horrible huh, or Bill O'Reilly on a fuckin plane, my god!

Oh yeah, babies on a plane.

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. What about Nursing Mothers on a plane?

Oh yeah... boycotts.

[ContraBass Black]

2. ;-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5489071&mesg_id=5489071

[Philosoraptor]

3. "Snakes on a Plane" as the inflight movie.

[jobycom]

4. This

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5493963

[grannylib]

5. Spiders on a plane. Flying spiders would be scarier yet. Really glad

God did not give them wings *shudder*

[951-Riverside]

6. Fire and A suicidal Air Marshal n/t

[Philosoraptor]

7. Beer Farts. Or Turkey Farts on a Plane

[Philosoraptor]

8. No Brakes on a Plane is scary, so is no booze on a plane

[Call Me Wesley]

9. All wrong. Only this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VNN6OXvM2Y

[Philosoraptor]

10. WEASELS! Weasels on a Plane!!!!111!!!1!!

[maveric]

11. Being seated between Ron Silver and Steven Baldwin on a plane.

I'd rather have deal with snakes.

[Cush]

12. Jerry Lewis on a Plane?

Barney the Dinosaur on a Plane?

[Philosoraptor]

14. Gilbert Gottfried? Bobcat Goldthwait?

Melanie Griffith? Michael Bolton?

[Benfea]

13. Adam Sandler movies on a plane would be worse.

You'd have no place to go to get away!

[Guava Jelly]

15. crying kids on a plane

:)

[tinfoil tiaras]

16. more than three lighters on a plane...

now thats pretty bad...

or jars of your own urine on a plane. eew.

[SOteric]

17. Stampeding elephants in a kayak.

Especially if you can't swim.

[sarge43]

18. That's easy

Bush on a Plane -- as your pilot.

[Joe Fields]

19. Skunks on a plane.

[jmowreader]

20. Having to sit between Bush and Cheney on a plane

I'd rather have snakes.

[MissMillie]

21. ya know...

everytime I have known that type of question to be asked... someone actually comes up with an answer, and it's never pretty

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Flaming Velociraptors on a paper-mache plane full of nitro