My wrist hurts. I shouldn't do so much mas

[ZombieNixon]

culinizing of my appearance by lifting weights. :P :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

Nope. No. Nuh uh.

[trof]

6. Nor a twelve foot Hungarian.

nossir

[Deja Q]

45. Well, mine's not ten feet long but as other posts have proven,

I'm all over this one!

:rofl:

Lovely smilie BTW, no about it. :D



Hypnotic, isn't it?

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Bad Noxbie...bad!

:spank:

[Mutley]

3. Must... not...

get your thread locked. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Oh, you know you want to.

:eyes: :P

[Mutley]

77. SEX THREAD!!!

SEX THREAD!!!


Okay, now that I got that outta my system... :evilgrin:

[Bombtrack]

4. engage

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. ...

Oh... my... god... :evilgrin:

I wish I could quip something clever, I really do. I'm just rendered rather speechless with laughter, is all.

[ZombieNixon]

7. What?

I learned a valuable lesson about lifting with one hand and typing with the other. :eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

8. Mmm hmm...

I'm still laughing.

[ZombieNixon]

10. Laughter kills brain cells.

Stop that! Be morose! :spank: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

11. Yes...

And I've heard other things kill brain cells too. :P And I shan't be morose! *stubborn look, then remembers she should still be laughing just to spite you*

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Well, I wouldn't want you to be morose anyway.

That would make me sniffly. :hug:

Or that might have been the pepper I think I got up my nose at lunch...:shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

23. Aww...

:D :hug: BTW, it's evident you lift. The results are very nice ;)

[ZombieNixon]

26. Been looking at my Facebook picture again, have we?

:D ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

27. Well...

I... um... aw, come on! It's right there! :blush: Besides, the door swings both ways ;) :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

28. Maybe...

...:think:...OK, yes. :evilgrin: ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

29. *caught*

:evilgrin:

O8)

[ZombieNixon]

31. So?

What's your point? :eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

32. Oh,

I could be referencing you OR me. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

33. Dammit!

Guilty conscience strikes again! x(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

34. ...

Wait, for what? *blondeness strikes again* :crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

35. Well, I automatically assumed you were referencing me...

:blush:

600 posts, BTW! :yourock: :bounce: :bounce:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

36. Oh yeah...

And... oh yeah! Yes!!! :bounce: :party:
And I found a certain peep thread, btw. Thought I was going to roll off the couch again... from laughing, that is ;)

[ZombieNixon]

37. Uh oh.

:o

I'm thinking of making the peep thing into an Easter ritual. :evilgrin: Christians go to mass, I murder peeps...seems pretty equivalent to me. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

39. *snort*

I've been microwaving those things for years, but not quite so... creatively.

[ZombieNixon]

40. What that saying?

Something about the devil's mind being an idle playground or something? :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

41. Mmm hmm....

But at least we can't see your horns. Yet.

[ZombieNixon]

43. Give it time.

I can feel them pushing through my scalp. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

47. You know, that actually made me feel my...

head and wince. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

48. Now I just did too.

No bumps or any other funny protrusions, though. ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

49. Oh...

Well, that's good. I'm gonna post until you hit 50, btw :D

[ZombieNixon]

50. Well, this is 50.

Or did you mean 50 years? Because that's a long time. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

51. Nope,

I planned on your reply hitting 50... so.... :party: :bounce: :D

[ZombieNixon]

52. Hooray!

My bait-and-switch fake sex thread is on fire!! ON FIRE!!!! :nuke: :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

53. Hell yes!

:toast: :spank: :thumbsup: :nuke: I need to learn the fine art of a fake sex thread...

[ZombieNixon]

54. Well, it either takes finesse and subtlety...

or a complete lack of both. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

55. Indeed...

And I am once again floored by how much I (we?) hijacked your thread :blush: :P

[ZombieNixon]

56. Well, it takes two to tango—er, threadjack.

And is it really a threadjack when one of the parties involved is the OP? :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

57. Yeah, that's what I was thinking...

Partners in crime I guess :P

[ZombieNixon]

58. You know...

I've always wanted to do a sex threadjacking in GD. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

59. Was that a proposition?

;)

[ZombieNixon]

60. Interpret it as you wish...

;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

61. Well...

I'm in. *gulps*

[ZombieNixon]

62. 0.0

Shit, now I have to get up the gumption to do it. :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

63. Hah!

If I of all people have gumption, you definitely should! Though I shan't pressure you to do anything you don't want to... ;)

[ZombieNixon]

64. It shall have to plotted carefully.

The target thread would ideally be one discussing something already directly related to sex, though barring that, I suppose a gender issues or gay rights thread would be acceptable. Israel/Hezbollah threads should be avoided.

Ooh, if only there were a Mel Gibson thread! Because "Hey sugar tits" is the perfect opener! :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

65. Very good, dear Zombie...

We shall have to resurrect the code words as well for our plan of action... "eagle flies at midnight" and all that. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

66. You can fly my eagle anytime—

ooh, wait, sorry, jumped the gun on that one. x(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

67. And...

you can... no! Bad Zombie! :spank: *shakes head* We are distracted from the task at hand! x(

[ZombieNixon]

68. Sorry, sorry, I'm so ashamed.

:(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

69. Aww...

Now I feel guilty :( How could I ever make it up to you? *.*

[ZombieNixon]

70. Umm...well...

:o :blush: :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

71. So I thought...

;)

[ZombieNixon]

72. I think you're the first person who's ever fully understood

what that smiley sequence means. ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

73. *is touched*

Wow... :blush:

:P Ohhh, Zombie...

[ZombieNixon]

74. I'm not all that sure that it's something to be proud of.

All it proves is that you've got as dirty and twisted a mind as I do. }(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

75. Oh,

I believe we've established that... :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

76. Heehee...excellent...

:evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

78. Great minds think alike...

And ours do, too.

[ZombieNixon]

79. I ar a grate mind, tooo!

And I kin spill gud and stuph! :cry: :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

80. ...

:rofl: Aww, I'm sure you can, dear *pats condescendingly*

:P

[ZombieNixon]

81. 80 posts!

:woohoo: :D :bounce:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

82. Whoa!

:party: :bounce: :D

[ZombieNixon]

83. I do wonder what the longest threadjack/subthread in DU history is.

:shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

84. Ehhh hehe...

:blush: I'm guessing we have/are doing it right now.

[ZombieNixon]

85. I don't know.

I've seen/participated in some doozies, but I think if this thread hits 100 posts, this one will definitely be up there. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

86. Wanna do it?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

87. Hell yeah!

Oh, you mean the thread...well, OK, that'll be fun too. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

88. Mmm...

If we keep on like this, it'll get locked. :* And damn right it'll be fun!

[ZombieNixon]

89. It's a long hard quest to find the line between locked and not locked.

:D :* :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

90. There is quite a bit I could say...

And I think you know that... but all I will say is I imagine it is ;) :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

91. Feel free to PM it to me anytime.

:D

(And I used the words "long" and "hard" in a sex thread. :blush:)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

92. Oh ho...

Taking this to the private sector now? And...

I imagine well you did :* Which one was it?

[ZombieNixon]

93. This one.

Look at post 89. :*

[LadyoftheRabbits]

94. Oh yeah...

Duh... :crazy: But... you know... the offer stil stands. :P And we're very close now to our goal...

:*

[ZombieNixon]

95. I thought it might.

:D

And I just noticed the mouth on the :* smiley is off-center. Oh, well. :shrug:

:* :*

[LadyoftheRabbits]

96. Lalala...

*keeps posting* Well... mouths are imperfect. I guess :P

[ZombieNixon]

97. *tries to find suitably inappropriate innuendo*

*fails*

So...um...three more posts?

*kicks self for having to resort to something so pathetic* x(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

98. Kicks yourself?

Do you... like that sort of thing? *found something for you*

*is pleased... relatively... with self*

[ZombieNixon]

99. No. Not really.

Not so much into the pain thing. :D Unless it hurts so good, of course. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

100. Yeah...

... *self edit* :D

[ZombieNixon]

101. We did it!!

100 posts! :woohoo:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

102. Yes!!!

:collapses: Phew!

[ZombieNixon]

103. Indeed...

:o

[ghostsofgiants]

12. My arms are pretty sore too...

As are my fingertips. Been wailing on the bass all day.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Yeah, my fingers are kind of numb, too.

Been playing guitar along to the new Rise Against album in addition. :shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. If you stop herking off, you'll feel better.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

14. Let's offer him some help...

:yoiks:

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. OK, we'll lend a hand...or two...

:rofl: Good to see you, HT! :hi:

[Deja Q]

17. Well, I wanna be useful too!

:rofl:

'tis good to see you too! :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. By all means. You can lend him whatever you like.

:rofl: :*

[Deja Q]

24. ROFL

What if he doesn't want to take it? :spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. We'll find a way...

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

21. Well, if you guys lift my weights,

it doesn't do me much good, does it? :eyes: :P

[Deja Q]

30. No, but it helps us get all sweaty and bulky...

:D

[flvegan]

16. I've done so much mas

s building today at the gym, combined with yesterday, my ENTIRE body is sore.

good one.

[ZombieNixon]

18. I've seen your pics. You've mast

ered the art of mass building quite well, my friend. :D

[jmowreader]

38. I thought he was complaining about mas

king off his switchplates while preparing his living room for paint.

And to this I say, "Heathen! Infidel! Take the switchplates OFF!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

42. IBTL!

Funniest. Thread. Evah!

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

44. Heehee!

:evilgrin:

I'm wondering how long the mods will let this one alone. :rofl:

[TK421]

46. I thought you were going to say massaging....just kidding