I'm appealing to the Birthday Fairy ...

[Bullwinkle925]

For this B'Day I would like:


First & Foremost: Be rid of the GWB Administration!

then:

painless liposuction
painless boob-lift
thick, curly hair like a 20-yr old
flawless skin
romantic stroll along the Siene


I've saved up all my B'day wishes for this one time. Hope it works.

[deucemagnet]

1. Who is this Birthday Fairy?

And why wasn't I told about working this angle all these years? :shrug:

[Bullwinkle925]

2. Just hit me that there MUST be one - I've never asked before so I'm

thinkin' that surely my requests will be answered???

[deucemagnet]

3. Well, it's less crazy than scientology, at any rate.

Good luck with the list. :)

[u4ic]

4. I hope she's listening

and doesn't take any teeth for payment...x(