Your favorite BAD movie?

[underpants]

"From Justin to Kelly" was so bad that I went and bought a DVD and I NEVER buy DVD's. I happened to catch "Coyote Ugly" this weekend and that got near but still stayed just outside the castle walls.

I once sat through all three "The Substitutes" on a wintery TNT Saturday crap-a-looza. The actually improved with Treat Williams in the title role but then how could they not?

I have heard that "McBain" (sp?)is supposed to be really really bad.

And I recently caught "First Blood" late one Friday Night on FX and was shocked at how bad it was.

Oh one more- "Reality Bites" not badly made just the most obnoxious movie ever made.

SO what is your favorite guilty pleasure?

[Archae]

1. "Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey."

Giving a "Melvin" to The Grim Reaper? :D

[mtowngman]

2. "The Big Lebowski"

might just have me a Caucasian

[jobycom]

10. Bad movie?

:shrug: I've never heard it called that.

[mtowngman]

16. well, if you ask my wife...

[LTR]

61. Shame on you!

"The Big Lebowski" was a great movie.

[LeftyMom]

3. Little Nicky

That movie is so stupid and fun.

[thefool_wa]

7. they said bad movie

that movie rocked!

[jpgray]

4. Gamera vs. Guiron. No question.

[thefool_wa]

5. Joe vs the Volcano n/t

[underpants]

9. "Have you thought much about luggage sir...

it is the central preoccupation of my life" "May you live to be a thousand years old sir"

One of my favorite movies ever. I would put it in the BAD category either IMHO

[thefool_wa]

14. Bad in that cult, b movie sense

I think its one of the funniest movies out there.

"Someone told you you had a 'brain cloud' and you didn't get a second opinion?"

:rofl: :rofl:

Hilarious!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

57. We're so going to hunt down that luggage if we ever come into money...

That was spectacular luggage.
Duckie

[martymar64]

6. Toxic Avenger

n/t

[RiffRandell]

8. Mine is REALLY bad.

"License To Drive" with the 2 Coreys.

:hide:

[KFC]

12. You win

Can't top both Coreys.

[jobycom]

13. The very movie that gave me a crush on Heather Graham. nt

[sarge43]

43. DC Cab

It's stupid and crude, but funny and features an incredibly young Adam Baldwin.

[Guava Jelly]

11. The Party Animal

The Party Animal (1984)

Pondo Sinatra is a college boy with a problem: women will have nothing to do with him. It's not that he was raised on a chicken farm and, literally, came to school on the back of a turnip truck. It's not that he is a virgin and jinxed, and every move he makes around a woman backfires. The problem is that god and heaven have set themselves against Pondo loosing his virginity. That is until Pondo discovers the secret formula to the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world and becomes....... "The Party Animal"!

[martymar64]

17. I love his makeover into . . .a HUNCHBACK!!!!

Is that supposed to be the punk look?

[Guava Jelly]

21. I don't know

I remember his quote though
"All dressed up and no place to go"

[martymar64]

23. I used to know the girl that played Natasha

I might have told you about this ( I told someone here on DU)but I used to know the girl who played Natasha (Roses are red . . . .. )Robin is way cool. She used to throw some great parties. She is now a successful foley walker. Haven't seen her in a long time. I wonder what she's up to . . . hmmmmm.

[Guava Jelly]

29. it was me you told

And I know exactly the actress you are talking about!

[martymar64]

42. She is such a sweetheart!

And one sexy MFer to boot! I wish I kept in touch with her. :cry:

[Book Lover]

15. Tough, but if I can choose only one - Hawk the Slayer

if you've seen it, you know what I mean. If you haven't, well, think about the hammiest fantasy role-playing session you can imagine, then add Jack Palance.

[LostinVA]

18. Deep Blue Sea

LL Kool J is the only good actor in it -- sorry Samuel L.

[underpants]

22. Was that the one where *SPOILER ALERT*

Samuel L. was in the movie and the rather suddenly he was no longer in the movie???

[NewJeffCT]

31. Yes, that one

I thought it was a decent shark movie.

[LostinVA]

46. Yes!

[samsingh]

54. that scene actually made the movie!

[tinfoil tiaras]

19. The Garfield Movie

with the real person actors in it-that was really bad.

&...what else. I've seen too many good movies to even know what a REALLY bad movie is..

[idgiehkt]

20. I think "Deuce Bigelow" is pretty bad, and pretty funny.

don't know if that exactly fits...

[Zomby Woof]

24. RoadHouse

Because pain don't hurt.

[LynneSin]

36. "Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner"

Whoops, wrong Patrick Swayze movie.

Sign me up for a Roadhouse fanatic

[GOPisEvil]

51. A polar bear fell on me.

:thumbsup:

[CatWoman]

25. drum roll, please

[Zomby Woof]

26. You can't beat the wrestling scene!

:rofl:

I can only take the MST3K treatment, though! :hi:

[CatWoman]

27. LOL

I thought I had posted the MST3K version

:hi:

[jumptheshadow]

28. D.E.B.S.

A lesbian-themed Charlie's Angels movie where the heroines wear private school uniforms with plaid skirts. Hilarious and so bad it is good...

[NewJeffCT]

34. Oh, I must find that one

I have a weakness for girls in those Catholic schoolgirl uniform outfits.

[Nikia]

63. I thought that D.E.B.S was great

I had never seen that, female crime fighter falls in love with female villain. I thought that plot twist was rather interesting, making it unlike any other movie I had seen before.

[datasuspect]

30. kuffs

the early 90s christian slater vehicle or the last starfighter.

somewhere in there would be the made for teevee movie starring tom hanks called "mazes and monsters" which was critical of the D&D craze of the early 80s. back when there was a ruckus about the game being linked to satan worship.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

58. I loved Kuffs.

It was horribly funny, and I watch it every time it comes on tv.
Duckie

[sakabatou]

32. One of favorites has to be "Space Mutiny"

[sarge43]

44. Oh yes

The railing deaths alone make it a perfectly little stinker.

[ceile]

33. Jumpin' Jack Flash

Best movie for one-liners

[GOPisEvil]

53. Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick, SPEAK ENGLISH!

[Jamastiene]

76. Mick Jagger was raised by two lesbians?

Mick, speak English.

The look on Whoopi Goldberg's face when she said that was priceless.

I love that movie.

[calico1]

82. Love when she gets her dress

caught in the shredder. I thought it was hilarious.

[Jamastiene]

95. I loved that part and when

she put every article of clothing she had on because he heat kept going out. I loved those socks.

[smitty]

35. "Legend" Ridley Scott's all time dud.

Unicorns, imps, fairies, demons and Tom Cruise vs The Dark Lord.

[NewJeffCT]

37. I love a lot of bad movies

Clash of the Titans

Big Trouble in Little China

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (the Gil Gerard one that became the TV series)

Kingdom of the Spiders (the William Shatner one)

Bachelor Party (with Tom Hanks)

both "Bill & Ted" movies, and their predecessor, "Summer School" with Mark Harmon.

"Just One of the Guys" - the reverse 'Tootsie' set in high school...

[dropkickpa]

49. Dude, I LOVE Just One of The Guys!!

Buddy was, and still is, my fav character.

[blondeatlast]

78. "Just One of the Guys" was a GREAT movie!

Joyce Hyser was awesome, dudes!

Actually, many critics think so now, as well. Great adaptation of "Twelfth Night."

It was filmed at and around my very own high school, Coronado High in Scottsdale, AZ, too. The house they lived in was nearly identical to one of my best friend's.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0405310/

I love that movie; love it, LOVE it!

[NewJeffCT]

85. I think a lot of guys liked that movie, too

I think every straight or bi male out there probably has fond memories of Joyce Hyser in that movie. The scene where she ripped off her top to prove she was female was very, um, memorable.

I don’t recall seeing her in many other movies, however. Whatever happened to her?

I do remember seeing the guy that played her brother 'Buddy' in a few other movies.

[NewJeffCT]

90. your link made me feel old

I saw that the star of that movie - Joyce Hyser, the nubile goddess of my late teen fantasies (I was born in Dec. of 1966) - is going to be 50 next year.

[Lisa]

38. a new favorite of mine -- "Doogal"

Jon Stewart provides the voice of the animated villain ... admittedly he doesn't sound evil enough to convince me. His asides will probably baffle children (and even adults who aren't familiar with American society). Somehow I can't picture 3-year-olds knowing what he means when he snarls "Talk to HR!" -- and I suspect many Europeans may also be perplexed, unless they already know that this stands for "Human Resources", as an administrative department in many companies or agencies.

[Skittles]

39. VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

pure f***ing TRASH - OMG, so over to the top, so melodramatic - it's unbelievably bad - I NEVER miss it on TV and am trying to find the DVD that has come out, may have to order it - trust me, THIS is bad movie HEAVEN

[arwalden]

80. ~

That's my answer too.

[Joe Fields]

40. Reefer Madness, followed by Invasion of the Body Snatchers

[SKKY]

41. Starship Troopers...

...I'm soo sorry. I love that movie. I don't know why, but I do.

[Benfea]

47. I might have an explanation *points down* -NT

[Anarcho-Socialist]

79. I liked 'Starship Troopers' but don't consider it a 'bad movie'

It's a clever satire hidden in the clothes of a 'shoot 'em up' movie.

[Benfea]

45. Starship Troopers

The bad
You are introduced to a large number of intensely annoying characters, then watch them do intensely annoying things while spewing intensely bad dialog.

The good
You get to watch most of them get dismembered by giant space bugs.

[hedgehog]

64. How about two identical sneak attacks by the bugs?

The humans are sure slow learners.

Not to mention that they kept using bullets when they needed grenades!

[Throd]

48. "Point Break" with Keanu Reeves & Patrick Swayze

It is so horrible that I have probably seen it 20 times.

[dropkickpa]

50. Big Man on Campus,

Starring Bob Oogaloogaloogalooga

Also, Ice Pirates
"Space herpes!!!" Bruce Vilanch was funny in this.

[skygazer]

52. Dirty Dancing

For some reason, it's one of those movies I just like to curl up and watch. Ridiculing it the whole time but it's addictive in some strange way. Go figure.

[TroubleMan]

55. "Fantasy Mission Force" and The Turkish Star Wars

Honorable mention to Gymkata.

[Arkham House]

56. "Waterworld" and "The Postman"...

...yes, Costner's follies...I don't care what anyone sayd, "Waterworld" is a fun flick, if a bit overlong...and "Postman" is based on one of my favorite SF novels, so I kinda like it, too, even though I know it really sucks...Kevin's Robin Hood film is a lot of fun, too, though a lot of people hate it...

[LTR]

60. "Postman" wasn't that bad

Many, many flaws, including:

1. Too long and sluggish

2. Costner's vanity in that very young women want to sleep with him and have his baby

3. Costner's messiah complex

4. That damned statue of him at the end


Good things about it:

1. The guy playing the general was pretty good.

2. I like post-apocalyptic flicks

3. Tom Petty's bitchen' cameo

4. At least Costner didn't drink his own piss

[OnionPatch]

67. I like both of those too!

I was prepared to hate them because of the bad reviews, but they both surprised me.

[qnr]

68. I like them too (though I like the Brin's book much better) n/t

[LTR]

59. Showgirls

Best. Trashy. Movie. Ever.

[peekaloo]

62. The Bad Seed, Bad Influence, Bad News Bears: Breaking Training

:-)

[hedgehog]

65. Deep Rising

What's that?!?!

Girl from Impanema.

[Tikki]

66. Americathon....I would say...

Tikki

[mikeytherat]

81. "Americathon" hits too close to home these days

Total idiot, elected Presdident only because of his last name, moves White House out west (California) and renames it: "The Western White House." Plus, the country is SO broke, we have to hold a telethon to save it.

Seems a bit too real these days.

mikey_the_rat

[OnionPatch]

69. Cannibal Women

in the Avocado Jungle of Death.

Starring Bill Maher and Adrienne Barbeau. I'd love to watch it again if only I could find it.

Edited to fix the name, I wasn't sure what it was exactly until I googled it. :)

[taterguy]

86. I own a copy, found it in a used bookstore

[qnr]

70. Ishtar and Waterworld n/t

[mitchum]

71. Tie between "Caligula" and "Mandingo"...i watch both annually

[begin_within]

72. "Glen or Glenda," "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster," and

"Queen of Outer Space" starring Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Cobalt-60]

75. Agreed

I've seen them all.Repeatedly.
Indeed Plan 9 showed this weekend at the Tivoli theater in Saint Louis.
I do think plan 9 edges out Queen of Outer Space.
The latter movie employed all of Alta's dresses from "Forbidden Planet" . And that raises production values just too high...

[begin_within]

84. I agree - Queen is only worth 1 or 2 viewings, while Glen is good for 3 or

4, Robot 4 or 5, and Plan 9 can be watched over and over again without getting boring.

[azurnoir]

73. From Beyond followed closely by Dagon n/t

[Evoman]

74. Chronicles of Riddick

What? I liked it!

[Frank Cannon]

77. Eegah (AKA Eegah: The Name Written in Blood!)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055946/

Arch Hall, Sr.'s attempt to make an acting, singing heartthrob out of his son Arch Hall, Jr., apparently oblivious to the fact that Junior couldn't act, couldn't sing, and had a face like an evil Cabbage Patch Kid.





EEGAH!!

[calico1]

83. Canadian Bacon, and one already mentioned here,

Jumpin Jack Flash.

[MorningGlow]

87. The Cutting Edge

A howler!

"Toe pick!"

[HughBeaumont]

88. MANOS: Hands of Fate; Cave Dwellers and Wild Rebels!

And also any movie where Billy Zabka is being a dick to someone.

[Phillycat]

89. Armageddon, Independence Day.

And I too love Reality Bites. :D

[YankeyMCC]

91. Any of those old Japanese Monster Movies

Not necessarily Godzilla, any of them really :)

[cemaphonic]

92. Dino deLaurentiis' Flash Gordon

The Bad

1) Nakedly transparent attempt to cash in on the success of Star Wars.

2) Flash using his mad football skillz to fight evil.

3) Ming seriously needs to brush up on the Evil Overlord list.

4) Brian Blessed chewing scenery like a starving man.

5) Over-the-top score by Queen.

6) Flash has the intelligence and charisma of a tree stump, yet manages to lead a rebellion

The Good

1) Brian Blessed chewing scenery like a starving man.

2) Over-the-top score by Queen.

3) Max von Sydow as Ming is just some brilliant casting.

4) Interestingly goofy sets.

5) Funny intro with Ming's disaster machine.

[imperial jedi]

93. Hellspa.

It's so bad it's good.

[Merrick]

94. Glen or Glenda?

captivating Ed Wood flick about a man defending the practice of men wearing women's underpanties narrated by Bela Legosi who interpolates such desultory remarks as "Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails, and BIG FAT SNAILS... Beware... Take care... Beware!" and "Pull ze string!" over and over for no good reason.

[KeepItReal]

96. "Hard Target" with Jean Claude Van Damme pretending to be Cajun

....Hilarious!!

It was one of the first movies with THX surround sound, though. You could not beat the sound effects in the theater if they had surround capabilities.

[Fountain79]

97. Troll 2....

Michael: Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Joshua: What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
Michael: Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll se who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Classic!