Flirting thread..flirt with someone..anyone!!

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Hey Bi_Baby, so where are those pictures you promised?

It's a boring night here at Chez haruka3_2000. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

56. She's too busy trying to dress up

like a pirate with me :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. Oh I see how it is...

No one wants to dress up like a pirate with me.

[GirlinContempt]

65. Join me

I've got a whole thread for it

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. Fine, I went and took a piratey picture and posted it over there. nt

[GirlinContempt]

96. Luscious.

[bicentennial_baby]

78. Oh, I'm such a loser....

It's like #1 on my To Do list.... seriously... :spank:

:yoiks:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

80. You are forgiven.

I won't go pirate on you.

[bicentennial_baby]

84. Whew!!

But, I'm still worried about you going ninja on me... :scared:

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

93. I will not go ninja on you.

I will only go ninja or pirate on you in role-playing form, not violence form.

[bicentennial_baby]

98. Awwww, good to know

Mmm, role-playing.... :evilgrin:

:D

[johnnie]

2. Hey johnnie, you're looking hot this evening

[johnnie]

4. Yeah

It's fucking humid

[johnnie]

16. You're cute

[johnnie]

18. You're an ass

[johnnie]

26. Oh yeah?

Well, I slept with your girlfriend!!

[johnnie]

27. Pffftt

So did I

[johnnie]

30. Good night

[lizziegrace]

31. Hi handsome!

I couldn't get a word in edgewise...

Sorry to be late...

:)

[johnnie]

35. Hi to you too :)

Sorry, johnnie and I were going at it. He has a big mouth. x(

[lizziegrace]

39. s'kay

Tell Johnnie to take a hike. :)

So, what are you drinking?

[johnnie]

42. Heh

Nothing. Just tired of talking to myself at home, so I thought I would flirt with myself on DU. It passed some time :)

[lizziegrace]

45. Not you!

You... :evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

50. Wanna dance?

[johnnie]

33. Night you hot thing

At least you have AC in your room. :hi:

[Sanity Claws]

3. This is my come hither look

I just crossed my legs and turned to look at you. We lock eyes and I smile at you.
Your turn.

[Guava Jelly]

5. I say in return.. my name is hello are you doing how

(stupid me, stupid me)
Ahhhhh drool..ahhhhhhh Hhi..
Ya think i might be shy ? :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

8. Dude, try this one:

"do those legs go all the way up?"


No, I don't know what it means, either -- logically, of course, they surely must go all the way up to somewhere, most likely the femoral-pelvic articulation -- but I've heard it can be employed with devastating results.

[Guava Jelly]

ok let me do that

ummm Hey ..in search of sanity
you have leggs right?um and they are pretty an stuff.ummm can you like bend them and stuff?
ahhh do you like food? ahh wanna eat or somethun
(aint i quite the playah)

[Sanity Claws]

32. Legs?

Actually, they're wheels. Maybe you should take a closer look.

[ForrestGump]

71. No...no...you've got it all wrong

Don't do as I do...

do as I say! :P

[Sanity Claws]

22. Let me take my hankie out

I'll dab the drool off your lips. I just don't want your drool in my ears while you whisper sweet words next to me.

[Guava Jelly]

38. I would say to you in a sexy voice

ahhhhhhhhhh hi ahhhhhh sexy..ummmm I love wonder woman also will you tie me up with your magic lasso??
arrrgh no game i got no game.....

[Sanity Claws]

43. Sure, I can tie you up

If that's what you'd like. What else do you like?

[Guava Jelly]

46. can you do an english accent

:evilgrin:
hell even if ya can't i don't care
:)

[Sanity Claws]

47. Sweet dreams, my prince

Wonder Woman has to sign off for the evening. I'm blowing you a kiss -- Catch!!

[Guava Jelly]

49. I caught it my queen

and yern for your speedy return...:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

79. There you go

You did it perfectly...right after she left. :D

We're separated at birth. :headbang:

[Guava Jelly]

126. aint that the truth

:)

[ForrestGump]

6. Hey, baby...

[flvegan]

7. Hmph. I don't flirt. Ever.

What am I supposed to do?

[ForrestGump]

9. You're not getting enough fiber

Eat more beans





EDIT: oops....misread the original post. Never mind. But it's good advice, nevertheless: more beans is always a good thing.

[flvegan]

10. MORE beans? Dude...

as a vegan, more beans is just plain overkill.

[ForrestGump]

72. You live in Vegas, too?

Cool!

:P

Viva Las Vegans!!

[mtowngman]

11. Hi, I hear you have mice in your apartment

that's how I met my wife.

[Sanity Claws]

36. What a line!

What's the story behind that? Were you trying to sell her a cat?

[mtowngman]

147. I was a maintenance person in the apartment complex

where she lived. Had to put those horrible glue traps around her kitchen.

[reyd reid reed]

12. Well...I would but, y'know...

I'm just not the flirtatious type...

[Guava Jelly]

17. triple r is a saintly woman who cares nothing about weather i am

wearing boxers or briefs...
good for you sainty woman!!

[reyd reid reed]

21. Well, boxers or briefs...what does it matter, really?

I mean, in the end, do you really want to be wearing either?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

41. oh you are bad!!!

I sorta feel like a cheap piece of meat..Good Job!!

[reyd reid reed]

60. Of course I'm bad...

There's bad...and then there's Bad.


On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the Bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich man beg, I'll make a good man steal
I'll make an old man blush, and make a young man squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

[Guava Jelly]

127. You are way to good to be Bad

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

151. I thought that was the whole point.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

157. touche

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

20. *cough*

:spray:

[reyd reid reed]

25. *passes a tissue*

[lizziegrace]

29. I need to replace my keyboard...

[reyd reid reed]

37. LOL!

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

13. How 'bout if I flirt with you?

...Hey baby, I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
;) :) :7

[Guava Jelly]

24. I am not sure you have to answer a question

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

40. Are you feet tired?

...'cause you've been running through my mind all day. NAKED :o }( :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

44. You look so fine

I want to break your heart and give you mine

[LeftyMom]

14. Nobody wants to flirt with me!

:cry:

[ForrestGump]

81. How long do you think it'll take your dude to dispatch a can of beans?

'cos that's my window. :D

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

89. Depends on how he prepares them.

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

90. Maybe he'll have to soak them first and then slow-cook them

But I fear that he's just gonna microwave them.

Casanova never had all this trouble with constraints imposed by technological impediments, darn it. :-(

[billyskank]

128. You don't reciprocate

Or not when I do it, anyway. You only want to flirt with flvegan and gay guys. That's ok, by the way, this is not a criticism.

[LeftyMom]

154. Hon, I was asleep after you posted this.

I don't want you to think I was ignoring you.

I try not to flirt with you so much anymore because I don't want to be a tease, that's all. It's not that I don't think you're wonderful or rediculously cute, because I do think those things, it's that I don't want to give you the wrong idea. :hug:

[LeftyMom]

155. Don't forget lesbians

I flirt with them too.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

15. I don't really know how to flirt...

So... :popcorn: :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Bullshit.

And get thy gorgeous ass back to thy PMs. :spank: :evilgrin: :hide:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

23. ...

:rofl: Yeah, I was figuring someone would call me out on that. And who better than the CAUSE of it? :P

[ZombieNixon]

28. Of course.

:P

I have to go help make dinner. x( Be back soon. :hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

34. K!

:hi: (in this case, farewell).

[ZombieNixon]

61. Back!

:7 :hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

62. K...

What's the worst pickup line you can use on me? :P

[ZombieNixon]

63. I saw it in another DU thread.

"Hey, baby, did you put Windex on your pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in them." :7

[LadyoftheRabbits]

64. Yes!!!

:rofl: I laughed so hard at that one.

So. Come here often? *.-

[ZombieNixon]

67. Well...

as often as I can...you know, my social schedule's always so booked. Dinner with a different CEO every night. It's a rare time when I can just go out and enjoy the company of a beautiful woman. ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

68. I see...

I take it you're the big thing here in town? ;) *crosses legs and swishes martini... fluffybabybunnytini*

[ZombieNixon]

73. *pounds drink, begins singing drunkenly*

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar
And then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waitin' for their chance

So come on now, honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks
And be gone for the night
'Cuz I'm more than a handful, you'll see...:beer: :+

(Don't let Rabrrrrrr see your drink ;))

[LadyoftheRabbits]

75. ...

Ohhh, wow... :rofl: What is that from?!

[ZombieNixon]

82. It's an Irish punk band from Boston called Dropkick Murphys

The song's called "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced." It's basically a masterful artwork in the bad pickup. :rofl:

(I just stole that drinking smilie. :D)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

I'll bet you did :P

I've heard of them. Heeeyyyy... just thought of a question! See PM :D

[ZombieNixon]

94. 900 posts!!

:woohoo:

Answered! See PM! :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

101. 900??

Wow!! :party: :bounce: I love how I never notice my milestone until you point it out :P

[ZombieNixon]

103. And I think...

that in the past three days (or so), almost every thread you've started has topped 100 posts! :yourock:

(Let's see if you notice when you hit 1000 :P)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

104. Aww...

:blush: I probably won't. But yeah, they have! :bounce: It's exciting. :hug: :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

106. Well, I think that in many cases, most of those 100 posts

were random threadjacks like this one. ;)

:hug: :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

108. Yeah...

I was thinking that. However, is it a threadjack if you're supposed to be flirting with someone for the thread starter's amusement? O8) :7

[ZombieNixon]

111. I don't know.

Is it a threadjack when the express purpose of the thread is to be threadjacked? :shrug: Truly, a question for the ages. :7

[Joey Liberal]

189. That's a GREAT band! n/t

[datasuspect]

48. hey handsome

feeling rugged tonight?

[Guava Jelly]

51. Um Hey ummm as much as i dig leather and chains and stuff

Um i kinda dig the chicks..
But thank you for our consideration.
And pm Hypno toad...He's always good for a strapping stud like you
:)

[datasuspect]

52. aw shucks . . .

[Guava Jelly]

55. Hey take no offense

I say flirt on!!
:)

[BreweryYardRat]

53. So where'd GirlinContempt get to?

Hmm?

:looks round:

[GirlinContempt]

66. Look up

[BreweryYardRat]

83. I need better glasses, apparently.

Of course, now that you've responded, my lack of social skills is leaving me at an impasse. ;) I'm not sure exactly how to flirt in this situation.

The only thing I am sure of is that the 70s style "How you doin', sweet thing?" is right out. ;)

[GirlinContempt]

91. Yeah, that probably wouldn't get you too far.

I guess your approach will depend on your intended destination. :)

[BreweryYardRat]

100. *raises eyebrow*

My, my.

Well since my intended destination at the moment is just some light flirting to take my mind off my swollen jaw, hey there. Like Opeth or Iron Savior?

[GirlinContempt]

117. Why's your jaw swollen?

[BreweryYardRat]

120. Had my lower wisdom teeth pulled Friday.

Jaw's still healing.

[GirlinContempt]

121. That is NEVER fun.

So, what are you wearing?





See, I'm not much better at this :P

[BreweryYardRat]

123. You're right. Spent most of the past few days sleeping and healing.

As to what I'm wearing: T-shirt and boxers. I'm going to bed.

G'night. :)

[GirlinContempt]

124. Night!

[Jack_Dawson]

54. Any pretty girls on DU?

Like...you know what I mean.

:beer:

[Guava Jelly]

161. Pretty is an understatement

We have Very Beautiful Ladies here on DU.
and it's not only Physical beauty..It goes much much deeper.

[Guava Jelly]

57. I am going to bed in a few..

Man this thread grew really f_n fast.
But i just have to say that I think some of it is people having fun ..But a small part of it is that people are so damn lonely.
just a theory.

[lizziegrace]

58. Yep

:hug:

[johnnie]

69. I'm not lonely myself

I was just havin' fun and I am tired. Plus I am........ something. :)

[ForrestGump]

85. We are rocks

We are islands.

We rock.

[lizziegrace]

165. Hey Johnnie

I was speaking in a more global term. You *are* something! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

70. It could be...

...or it could also be that here is a group of people that genuinely care about each other. Which I wouldn't have believed could happen..on the internets...just a few short years ago.

Good night you. :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

74. Or maybe...just maybe...

A combination of the two?

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

76. I think you are on to something there...

:hug: I've thought of you all week. How is that little girl of yours? Big extra hugs. :pals: :hug: :pals:

[reyd reid reed]

88. Thanks...

She's doing well. They go back to school on Thursday so that'll be good for her.

:hug:

:pal:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

125. I think there is also that

I care about alot of duers.

[ForrestGump]

87. So......

darn...I don't know any good lines.

:-(

[ScreamingMeemie]

92. You, darling, don't need them...

You had us all at sign up. :P

[ForrestGump]

95. Hey, baby, what's your sign

-up.... :D

:hug:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

86. No one left to flirt with

Late to the party as always :cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

97. There's always someone around to flirt with on DU.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

99. Haruka!

:hi:

What time is it over in the US? I thought that everyone had gone to bed by now. I get confused with the time difference between our two countries

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

102. It's 11:49pm on the east coast.

So it's only 8:49pm for the west coasters.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

105. Ah...okay. I keep getting confused about the various time differences

in the US. I think I had that problem when I visited America a few years ago -I was flying between various timezones. It's lunchtime here

How are you keeping tonight:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

107. I'm doing pretty good.

Chilling on DU and watching some TV. So where are you exactly?

[RFKHumphreyObama]

109. Australia

Right now I'm in Sydney -in suburbia, far away from all the famous landmarks. Just enjoying a nice lunch at the moment and contemplating my plans for tonight -which are not actually that exciting.

Anything good on TV over there? Lunchtime TV here is sooooo boring -Oprah, Days of our Lives :puke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

110. I'm watching "Will & Grace"

It's pretty funny, especially the parts with Karen. Then, I'll put on the X-Files, which plays all night and happens to be my favorite TV show.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

112. The X-Files is on all night?

Is this on cable or is this a DVD/video collection? I haven't seen the X-files for years now. But it used to be the rage back when I was in high school and I remember when Gillian Anderson came over here, the crowds that turned out to see her were so large that there was almost a stampede -literally. I can remember Gillian Anderson being quite nervous about the size of the crowd that turned up to greet her and appealing for calm as the crowds grew increasingly restless

I generally don't watch much TV except for "The Simpsons" (my favorite show), "The West Wing" or some other shows I watch sporadically. They're showing reruns on cable TV for the earlier seasons of the West Wing and I'm enjoying watching them because I missed much of the first two seasons. Sorkin was such a good writer

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

113. The X-Files is on TNT from 12am to 6am a few times a week.

SciFi Channel also has repeats on a few times a day. One could watch about 9 hours of the X-Files daily I think and probably a full 24 hours of the various Law & Orders.

As for the West Wing, I really want to get that full box set when it comes out in the fall.

[reformedrepub]

114. Whats up Everyone......

just another long night in Zoo Yawk....

[RFKHumphreyObama]

116. Hi Reformed Repub

What's up tonight :hi:

[reformedrepub]

119. NADA

socialdem......just working here in the Big Apple....whats up with you?

[RFKHumphreyObama]

115. Me too...the situation in Australia is such that more people own West Wing

DVDs than have watched the series on TV. It was shown on Channel 9 over here but Channel 9 is a commercial station more interested in soaps and low brow comedy and the like and it treated the West Wing with contempt -it showed it at 10:30PM at night and only showed it sporadically and took it on and off air with frequency so that you never knew if an episode was going to be shown the week after the one that was screened was on air

Fans got impatient and just got the DVDs

Our ABC purchased the rights to "The West Wing" this year and now its screening every Thursday without ad breaks, which is good. But the ABC has just announced that it's going to stop showing the episodes for a while and so some of the fans are worried that it is just going to be shoved into the background like it was with Channel 9. Because Channel 9 treated the show with such contempt, we're still about at least two years behind the season finale

Incidentally the West Wing was showing here around the time we first got news about 9/11 -it happened late at night here

I'm not surprised that Law and Order is shown so frequently on cable. Already as it is here on commercial TV, Channel 10 plays all of the various diferent types of Law and Order several times a weak and has replaced the prime time movie spot on Sunday night with episodes of Law and Order

[Broken_Hero]

118. Hey, darlin...

your legs look tired, why? Because they have been running through my mind, all day...:silly:

Hey baby, are we near an airport, or is that just the sound of my heart taking off?(got this gem from married with children)


on edit:directed to all the DU women...:) :toast:

[sakabatou]

122. Dare ga ichaicha o suru ka?

[sakabatou]

188. Ah, of course

One must speak in English, otherwise, potential flirters/flirtees will be saying, "WTF?!"

[billyskank]

129. I don't flirt

No, sorry. Won't do it.

[Dangerously Amused]

142. billyskank! I flirt with you now, yes?

First I do my sexy moving. Is very sexy. You see?






And now I make sexy thinking with my tongue. You will like:






You see? Is good? You like?

[billyskank]

145. You are flirting now with me?

Oh my! *swoon*

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

150. Da. Always to flirt with the billyskank, is good.

I will make kiss with you now.


:*


Is good. You like it.

[NMMNG]

130. Certainly not!

[Guava Jelly]

131. why not hot stuff??

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

132. I told you why in my previous response

[Guava Jelly]

133. Well then i apologize for my unwanted affection my lady

:)

[NMMNG]

134. Ok, fine. But if Baby Jeebus cries it's *your* fault!

:P

[Guava Jelly]

136. you probably get this a lot

But damn what a fine emoticon you have

[NMMNG]

137. I have plenty more where those came from

[Guava Jelly]

138. Can't quit staring at the bouncy one

mezmerizing
:rofl:
Ouch mistress BuffyTheFundieSlayer.

[NMMNG]

140. I know that feeling

So you like bouncy things, eh?

[Guava Jelly]

143. yup

I need a cold shower emoticon :)

[Dangerously Amused]

141. Heya Buffers!

How ya been, doll?


I found this smilie and thought of you; don't know if you have it already but if not, here ya go:





Enjoy!

[NMMNG]

144. Hi DA!

I've been fine, thank you. And how have you been?



That smiley is fabulous! I've never seen it before but I've added it to my collection of naughty bananas.

[Dangerously Amused]

146. Her Majesty Buffy, Queen of the Naughty Bananas.

I'm doing well, thanks. Life is good.


Glad you liked the smilie!


:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

156. Then, you need this shirt from dyketees.com

[NMMNG]

223. I like that

But if I wore that around here who knows what would happen to me. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

225. I'm lucky. There are few fundies around me.

I've worn all sorts of t-shirts out without incident, such as "No one knows I'm a lesbian," "Hello Boys, we've come for your wives" (with woman unhooking her bra), "John Kerry is for Lovers" (with a lesbian couple & a gay couple) etc. I live in a "red" county, but it's actually a pretty liberal place (wealthy NJ suburb).

[NMMNG]

226. I'm surrounded by Chimpy fans and scary type religious people

If I wore such shirts I could expect anything from a tongue thrashing about how I would be going to hell to who knows what.

[MrScorpio]

135. Are you trying to get me into some trouble?

This should do it

[Guava Jelly]

139. trouble never killed anyone

(just gets them TombStoned ) :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

148. Me? Flirting? Never...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

149. Never you Nwc

always timid and shy

[NewWaveChick1981]

152. Yeah, sorry about that.

:rofl: So how you doin', hot stuff? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

153. doing pretty good you sexy thing you!

:)
I was wondering when the queen of flirting was going to show up

[Iniquitous Bunny]

158. Amaya, you were pretty hot in that pic thread.

Will you be my DU girl crush? :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

159. hey haruka

hop on a train and come visit my very gay household (aside from me ..theres a gay boy and 2 dykes crashing on the couch in a studio apt)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

162. Wow, that is a very gay household.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

160. Uh... okay.

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

163. Heres how you do it

Hey ________ (fill in the Blank) You want fries w/that shake?
I can't fit into my pants anymore..Can i see If I can get into yours??
yada yada yada :)

[Dangerously Amused]

175. HEY!!! Are you gonna be back here permanently now?

:bounce:



Or are you just gonna flirt and run again?


:cry:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

180. Depends.

What are you willing to do to make me stay? :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

181. I will allow you to remain in my glorious presence

...and compete for my priceless affections.


No?



Um, okay. Well then. We can talk about jazz on your music threads. And I'll let you wear my tiara when I don't need it for public appearances.


What say?


:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

185. Okay, fine.

But we don't have to limit music discussion to jazz, and I don't need a tiara because I have enough accessories:

[GOPisEvil]

164. It's not a flirting thread without miss_american_pie.

*sigh*

[Guava Jelly]

168. I feel your pain on that one

maybe soon we will be blessed by the lovely pie

[Redstone]

166. Nah. I'm not very good at it.

Redstone

[QuestionAll...]

169. me neither.

I know I missed 'opportunites' because I'm not into the subtle ways of flirting. (I embarrassed myself at attempts in days gone because I really don't understand the rules) by so just don't play that game no more.

[Redstone]

172. I would always just give a woman an eyelock until she came over.

If she didn't slap me, I was off and running...

Redstone

[QuestionAll...]

173. I was always afraid who I might be eye locking...

and whether it was worth just eyes, if you know what I mean.

lots of people looking, but I see the chances are like a lottery.

have a partner for about 20 years now, last 'eyelock' I had. He's sure no fantasy prize, and niether am I. ;)

[Redstone]

174. Who needs a "fantasy prize?" They tend to be more trouble

than they're worth.

Redstone

[QuestionAll...]

177. this is true.

I once had a possible fantasy prize (?) of money out the ying yang ( and a strange attraction that has followed me throughout my life by this one person, deep connections including a child). but only if I would submit to things i could not - like cheating, - hell, all men do that... kinda thing. (I don't believe it, never have, it was the rote of the family at that time in my life).

lots to fill in the spaces if you're interested. pm me.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

167. Hey anyone who wants to be flirted with...

:hug: :loveya: ;)

[QuestionAll...]

178. I like my mind to be flirted with, not me gonads. ;) nt

[WannaBeGrumpy]

182. gasp!!!!

:) :spray:

[RevCheesehead]

170. It never works.

They always leave me for someone else.

[Guava Jelly]

171. thats one thing about Du flirts

they arent very faithful
but then you don't have to be either
so its all good

[khashka]

176. Ok... I'll flirt with ThomCat

Hey, kittenboy, where are you? I'm in the mood to pet you :evilgrin:

Khash.

[khashka]

179. I'd flirt with Hypnotoad and RevCheesehead but....

If I asked him if he was one of those toads that if you lick them you see amazing things it might be construed as a sex thread (even though it's techically a drug thread).

And I don't have to flirt with her... I'm her #1 harem boy! (yes, you can all die with envy.)



Khash.

[RetroLounge]

183. What is this flirting you speak of?

:shrug:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

184. I'd flirt with Retrolounge, but he's MIA

:\

[RetroLounge]

186. I am right here...

:hi:

Hey Hot Stuff...

RL

[GirlinContempt]

187. Ooh, hello luscious.

Miss me?

[RetroLounge]

190. All the time my sweet...

Need to get a passport so i can come north and visit you...

:loveya:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

193. mmmmmmmmmmm

You don't need a passport at all, my dear. Just a desire and some photo ID.

I'm thinking, next week?

:loveya: :*

[RetroLounge]

198. Well I got both of those...

I'll start packing...

RL

[GirlinContempt]

202. I'll start

Mixing your drink. Ice, darlin'?

[RetroLounge]

Make it a Vitamin Water

on the rocks...

RL

[GirlinContempt]

206. How'll that go with my

fountain of youth cocktail?

[RetroLounge]

207. With you, I'll need the vitamins

to keep up...

:9

RL

[GirlinContempt]

208. Rawr

But... but... I gave you up :(

[RetroLounge]

209. Damn.

:cry:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

210. The person who wont share always loses

*sigh*

[RetroLounge]

211. Don't I know it...

:sigh:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

212. Oh, honey

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

192. And stay away from....

well, her... :blush:


:rofl: :rofl:

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

197. Don't be jealous, I share...

Share the Pirate Love!

:rofl:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

199. Shiver me timbers!!

You dirty boy!!! :spank:


:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

203. I don't

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

204. Awwwww, c'mon you....

It's, er, highly progressive...and fun :D

[GirlinContempt]

205. Nuh uh

You can have him :cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

213. I relinquish my prize!!!

Only for you, fair maiden!!!


But, you soooo owe me...for real :D

[RetroLounge]

218. Giving up on me that easily?

:cry:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

221. See below....

I respect another woman's lack of capacity for sharing a hot man....Or as they say on MySpace, "hotttttt".... :P

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

191. Stay away from my "wanna be boyfriend for a day"!!!

:rofl:

he does y'know.... :P


:loveya:

[GirlinContempt]

194. Back off! I have dibs!

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

195. Do I have to challenge you to a duel?

I demand satisfaction!! *glove slap*

Or alternatively, we could take this fight to the seas, Matey ....Arrrrrrrrh :D

[GirlinContempt]

196. I think Retro should make the final call

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

200. We are in agreement

:D

[RetroLounge]

214. I choose...

let me see...























yvr girl

:loveya:

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

215. How wussy of you....

*shakes head* Just like a man... *shakes head*

I expected more of you.... x(

[RetroLounge]

216. Shhhh, I really chose you, but don't want to tell everyone

I'm rather discrete that way...

:hug:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

217. Well, I NEVER

humph

[RetroLounge]

220. Yes you have...

and you enjoyed it.

p.s. Don't i get one flirt partner in each country? State? Province?

:shrug:

RL

[GirlinContempt]

222. Eeep

:blush:

And no, not if one is me :P

[bicentennial_baby]

219. Bbbbut, I already gave you away!!

I love her too much to steal you from her!! What a goddamn dilemma!! Almost Malthusian, but not quite!! :o

:rofl:


I love you both so...you *know* that... :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

224. Luckily I have a clone

who is exactly as hot.

:rofl:

RL

[Sugar Smack]

229. YOU QUOTED FOGHORN LEGHORN!

The one with the baby ostrich & the bad-mouthed dog! You're my hero!! :wow:

[texas1928]

201. What is flirting?

I have never heard of it.

[Guava Jelly]

227. If you flirt with the right person!!

It's wonderful :)

[texas1928]

228. I would never know how.

I am too shy.