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Tue Aug-15-06 10:47 AM
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My goofy friend is Kenny.
Kenny likes to drink and say stupid things like asking me if I need change for the Toll Booth, when we weren't on the tollway.
Who's your goofy friend?
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:32 PM
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1. Do you hear "Kenny's" voice in your head? Did he tell you to post this? |
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:47 PM
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6. I do not. He would not. |
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On Sunday, Kenny & I were driving home from a mutual friend's BD party with our wives. Kenny was drunk and started talking about Cuba. When I mentioned that Cuba has a 96% literacy rate, Kenny's reply was, "Yeah but they're still not smart enough to speak English."
Kenny's wife just rolled her eyes.
Kenny is goofy.
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:34 PM
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I pulled up to a toll booth on the West Virginia turnpike and asked the lady if this was the way to Indiana.
:bounce:
Who is Pete and why do we want his love so?
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:48 PM
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7. I don't think you could ever be as goofy as Kenny. |
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I don't think anybody could.
Did you really expect an honest answer from a West Virginian toll booth worker?
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Tue Aug-15-06 01:04 PM
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and before she could finish I yelled out "THANKS" turned my head towards the road and gunned it.
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:38 PM
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Fitz once screamed "Hey, who wants to see my haircut" and dropped trousers inside a crowded university dining hall at lunch. This was after he got drunk and made-out with a nun, but before he decided to live at Foggy Bottom metro stop so he wouldn't have to pay rent over the summer.
He needs psychiatric help.
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:40 PM
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She is a real hoot at happy hours, makes everyone laugh like hell... except for the ones she insults :)
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:44 PM
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5. A friend I refer to as THE DUCK |
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She is a pediatric nurse, so her "kid entertainment" mode is ALWAYS on, and you should see once she gets her drink on (which she refers to as "wearing a big hat").
I miss the Duck...she is in California and I am in NY.
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:49 PM
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8. The Duck sounds like great fun. |
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Especially when she's wearing a big hat.
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:54 PM
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:50 PM
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9. That would be Heather, my college roommate and |
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best friend from high school. This girl scored 1600 on the SAT and had a 4.0 average at UNC-Chapel Hill. However, when we first arrived on campus for orientation our freshman year, she noticed a Subway sandwich shop sign and thought it really was a train that would take us back to our dorm. :rofl: When I explained that it was word play on "SUBmarine sandwiches", she sort of stared blankly back at me and said, "Oh." :rofl: That was not the only goofy incident.... :yoiks:
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Tue Aug-15-06 12:53 PM
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10. I think I *am* the goofy friend. |
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No, I don't think I am; I know I am. :crazy: :bounce:
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Tue Aug-15-06 01:37 PM
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13. I was going to say the same thing. |
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Tue Aug-15-06 02:02 PM
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14. Todd. Rhymes with odd. Means Death in German. |
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Todd is a 46 year old gay man who's still in the closet because he doesn't want to break his mother's heart by telling her he's gay. I'm more than slightly certain that she does know but she doesn't want to upset him by letting him know. So, maybe there's a whole goofy thing going on in that strand of DNA.
Todd is overweight and suffers high blood pressure, heart problems and frequent anxiety attacks, sucks down prescription meds like they're TicTacs but then subsists entirely on a diet of beer and pizza.
He lives on a somewhat limited income from a low wage job and squanders his money on every whim that enters his noggin whilst sleeping on an old mattress that the springs are coming out of and drives a car with bad shocks and an iffy transmission.
For all that he's goofy, he's a sweet man with a wicked sense of humour.
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