Orrex
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Tue Aug-15-06 01:34 PM
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Damn funny because I say so. |
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Edited on Tue Aug-15-06 01:43 PM by Orrex
Seated in the Oval Office, Rumsfeld and Bush were planning their afternoon golf outing, when Rumsfeld noticed clouds gathering outside.
"We should probably consult a meteorologist before we go," suggested Rumsfeld.
With that, Bush raced from the room and returned in minutes with a big, beefy man in a lab coat. The huge man grabbed Rumsfeld's testicles and instructed him to cough.
"Mr. President, what's the meaning of this? I just wanted a weather forecast!"
"Oh," said the Prez. "I thought you needed a meaty urologist."
----------------------------- (this one's for you, Bunny!)
nyuk nyuk nyuk
I gotta million of 'em!
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Orrex
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Tue Aug-15-06 02:02 PM
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1. Don't make me post a Brazilian joke |
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:04 PM
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Edited on Wed Aug-16-06 03:04 PM by Orrex
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians died in Iraq."
The President shakes his head. "Really, it's not that big a deal. They'll be fine."
Rumsfeld and the staff sit, dumbfounded by this callous display.
"I mean come on," says the President. "I've been waxed that way dozens of times, and it only feels like you're dying."
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:06 PM
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I would like to post this to my blog, with credit given of course.
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Orrex
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:07 PM
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4. I would be greatly flattered! |
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I'm please do to anything I can do to help our Prez look more like himself.
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:27 PM
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thanks. I will post the link when it is up.
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:31 PM
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:12 PM
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5. This thread is useless... |
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without pictures of Brooke Burns...
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Anything to get the Brazilian joke or any variants thereof out of my brain...
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:20 PM
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6. No way--I'm so sick of her stalking me |
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The last thing I need is to make her think that she has a chance.
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:27 PM
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7. Actually posting pictures of her would show |
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how immune you are to her charms :+
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:36 PM
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10. Here's a tasteful nude |
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Wed Aug-16-06 03:37 PM
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that joke's out of my head now :+
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